|Wirt & Greg vs Star & Marco|
|Release date||August 5, 2015(SoundCloud)|
October 5, 2015 (YouTube)
|Number||scrapped (originally 48)|
|Previous||Corey Riffin vs Marceline|
|Next||Clarence vs Harvey Beaks|
Cast and creditsEdit
Do you see this, Gregory? These fools want to fight, they'll need to employ
This karate kid and a princess that her different dimension castle destroyed
Marco will probably mess this up like his chances with Jackie, so just go
You think you can win against Wirt and Greg?
With butterflies and rainbows?
Trying to save the world from some midget bird, what sense does that even make?
Espeacially since one of your best friends is a dead beat horse's face
You're trash on Disney Channel, you being cancelled is surely a must
But for real, when it comes to your rapping skills, it's an F plus
(gasps) Marco, did you hear what they just said? They said we're so fantastic!
No, an F means that we'll fail, but them saying that is tragic
If they think that they must be out of their minds, we know what we're doing
Tag team, and beat their butts
With the words we be spewing!
We're so B-fly, we've been facing evil forces
But a teapot kid and teen voiced by a hairy toed freak won't be challenging
I'm an excellent dancer, so how 'bout we watch you bust a move?
You guys are worse than Tom
So find your way to improve!
You both really messed up, you'd have a better chance against Jeremy Birmbaum
Those disses were more of a disaster than after you got your wand
You're as harmless as a Butterfly, but we sting like bees
This'll have a worse ending than when Star here got Mewberty
You'll be feasting on these disses we're spitting, call us Gustav
Kick you back to Mewni, so we don't have to here Mabel Pines talk
Ruining a birthday for some greedy girl? Wow, that makes you a fool
We'll throw you Over the Garden Wall and send you to St. Olga's school
Your win is Ludocris
Since you two can't get any attention
We'll cut you with these scissors, and throw you in a new dimension
We're Stars, we're Marc-ing our territory, you'll have no hope
Hanging out with a frog?
Is that even normal?
It won't take many chapters until we give these outsiders harm
I'll slap these two so hard, like I got the squid arm
Ending you shortly, like your show
You know? the one that wasn't good
Your line were more lost than when you got lost in the woods
(Music changes and Dipper and Mable appear)
The journals don't have to mention of these adolescent twerps
Who are gullible enough to get Bea-tricked by a bird
It's not what you seem, you wanna test my intellect?
Then getting lost in the woods was in your best interest
Mabel (doesn't speak, but lyrics are shown on screen):
Let the greatest matchmaker dip in without breaking a sweater
Riding my victory like Ashima to prove you pigs aren't better
Kicking Di-ass to sock you puppets supernaturally
After we Time-Wish you away, you'll lose like your batteries
You're coming up shorter than Gideon, while we're the Fight Fighters
Who are beasts on the mic when we spit our Ciphers
You ain't got the Blood Moon Balls
To go up against the Pines
We don't need to send 3 letters back after you're drowning from our rhymes
WE’RE READY! WE’RE READY! to destroy the both of ya,
You guys can’t get past me, I’m a Goofy Goober!
Your disses are so annoying, I would rather play mayo!
I cannot see the chance of you winning, like how I can’t see my forehead! (OOHHH!)
Beating you guys will be more easy then flipping patties,
Your show has nothing to do with you being superheroes, laddies!
You guys will be popped, like popping bubbles with a needle,
Once we win, we’ll ride our victory’s like Dutchman’s ship! (Leedle, Leedle, Leedle!)
Billy and Mandy:
In the city of Endsville, two new-age shrews stepped to the wrong crew
When this is through, I’ll be the second Bill you’ll be losing your minds to!
We’re way out of your league, you couldn’t hope to offend me
So leave before your rhymes fall faster then your chances with Wendy
Mac and Bloo:
Aren't you too young to to be spitting out raps?
That should make it more humiliating when we totally whoop your ass!
You'll be all like "Boo-hoo!" when we make you two feel Bloo.
You're running your mouth longer than Goo, making less sense than Cheese would, too.
What you make may be what the world's never seen,
But I mean, it's the same routine. Soon you'll run out of machines.
We can think up doper lines faster than you ask where Perry went.
For a triangle-headed boy, you shape up to be a real disappointment.
(Phineas in Plain, Ferb in Italics, both at the same time in Bold)
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers
The same heroes that I befriended-- Frank-einstein should be adjusted
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed
- In the description for the video, Matthew stated that the reasons this battle was scrapped is beacuse "1. The connection wasn't good 2. Some of the audio was bad."
- The original audio on SoundCloud didn't feature Dipper and Mabel. It ended after Star and Marco's final verse. It was later deleted. The reason Dipper and Mabel were added to this battle is because of "Dipper being similar to Wirt and Mable being similar to Star."
- missbunniswan, who was supposed to voice Mable, never recorded for this battle.
- In the video, after Mabel's part begins, the screen goes black, but the subtitles are still shown.