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We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 3

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 3.

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems
Bears vs gems
Battle information
Release date July 7, 2016 (SoundCloud)
August 23, 2016 (YouTube)
Number 53
Length 2:14
Timeline
Previous Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2 (bonus battle)
Monkey D. Luffy vs Popeye (main battle)
Next Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Frenzy
Adam
Emily Q
Princely
itsannachloem
Rappers Ice Bear
Panda Bear
Grizzly Bear
Garnet
Amethyst
Pearl
Video
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems, released on SoundCloud as Bears vs Gems is the fifty-third installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the twentieth installment of Season 3. In this battle, the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz, rap against the Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl.

Cast and creditsEdit

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam as Grizzly Bear
Emily Q as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

Written by Matthew Thomas, WonderPikachu12, Fel, and SkeepTieel
Video edited by Matthew Thomas and WoodenHornets
Mixed and subtitles by Matthew Thomas
Beat produced by Kustom

LyricsEdit

Announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
ICE BEAR, PANDA, AND GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, AND PEARL
BEGIN!

Bears

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda:
Once we Bare it all, we'll show that we're Stronger Than You
Grizz:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda:
We'll spit flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Look like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Gems

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What's got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you think you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Bears

Ice Bear:
*sigh* Don't talk about Ice Bear

Panda:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizz:
That's right Pan-Pan let's scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You're used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear's bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty axe
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizz:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, 'cause
All:
We Bare stack rhymes even stronger than a diamond

Gems

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
You'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
We're so intense
Pearl:
When we're against
Amethyst:
Three Ronaldos in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you're just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning's tripled but split, but we're afraid that's not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our limbs off, your missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
Your fur's now wet from our flow
All:
Let's unbox these three cubs; how's that for a Viral Video?

Powerpuff Girls:[1]Edit

(Blossom is in Bold, Bubbles is in Italics, Buttercup is Underlined)

The city of Townsville ain't big enough to fit the both of us!

Head right back to your hellhole turf and find some shitty ghost to bust.

These pint-sized kaiju-killers pack a pulverizing punch!

We've got the skill to put you fallen rejects' namesakes in a bunch!

There's no way I can sugar-coat your fast-impending verbal smacking;

When our rhymes release, they'll pull you under like a Craig McKraken!

Plus, that undie gun you're packing doesn't frighten me one tittle;

In contrast to Mayor's snack troubles, you're sincerely in a pickle.

When this Buttercup builds up her spicy flow, she won't let down;

Sure as love makes the world go 'round, there'll be no mercy for you clowns!

My mouth is like a can of Whoopass while I spit these mad tongue-twisters

At this Gangreen Gang-banged skank and her prediabetic sister!

Everything nice may be on our list of primary ingredients,

But think twice if you'd try to freedom-beef with us, you deviants!

What's with your Daten dialect? I scarcely can distinguish;

Your gratuitous linguistics are confusing as Mo' Linguish!

Calling you rank harlots "angels" is an insult to the Bible.

You make Bartleby and Loki look like Gabriel and Michael!

Powerpuff Girls Rule! You'd best repent. We hold the key to victory…

…And See Through all our second set of wack Jap' doubles' trickery!

Rowdyruff Boys:EditEdit

(Brick is in Bold, Boomer is in Italics, Butch is Underlined)

Raise up! The boys are back in town! You bitches best be nervous!

We spit ten times volatile as your average little scourges!

Screw snips, snails and puppy tails, because we're made of downright dopeness!

None can keep us in their custody. Your situation's hopeless!

We love nasty things… Like boogers… BELCHING… Barf… And eating bugs!

What else do you suppose became of Roach Coach and his ugly mug?

A sweet transvestite brought us back and made us safe from cootie-kisses…

…But we need no vaccination to withstand your puny disses!

Man, we rule the streets… …Unstoppably! Designed for causing strife!

The biggest one-shot breakouts since Steve Urkel! ROWDYRUFF 4 LIFE!

Built tougher than a house of my namesakes! …And marginally smarter!

Hurling like a Boomer-ang, and cue that "OHMYGOD!" from Garter.

Zingers stinging more severely than your Queen Bee ever could…

…Your day is doomed when we launch our attack! Give up; you know you should.

Plus, don't you pair us with the 'Puffs unless you want things getting gory…

If you're talking Powerpunks, however… …That's a different story!

Ed Edd N' Eddy: Edit

(Ed in bold, Edd in italics and Eddy in underline.)

It's time we face some Natzi spies! Gonna Cul-De-"Sack" you!

Beating these failed comedians until they're black and blue

Spread some butter on your rhymes, and eat them for breakfast

Call this the Nazi boat, 'cause we'll leave you shipwrecked

Give me your money, or we'll leave you like Curly's tooth, broken

Not even with a magnifying glass will I see your chance to win

I'd rather get a dickey than let you dicks spit shit cold

One beating from Sarah And crash goes the Hash-holes

Announcer:
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP-
Ice Bear:
*pushes logo away*
Ice Bear is announcer now
*logo reappears*
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

PollEdit

Who won?
 
34
 
16
 

The poll was created at 00:49 on July 8, 2016, and so far 50 people voted.

KaraokeEdit

Coming Soon!

TriviaEdit

  • Matthew originally asked Froggy to voice Panda, but he declined the role.
  • During the final line, a thumbnail for Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson can be seen
    • Also, for a split second before the black screen in the ending, Ludo can be seen.

NavigationEdit

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Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
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