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We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 302:15

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 3.

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems
Bears vs gems
Battle information
Release date July 7, 2016 (SoundCloud)
August 23, 2016 (YouTube)
Number 53
Length 2:14
Timeline
Previous Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2 (bonus battle)
Monkey D. Luffy vs Popeye (main battle)
Next Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Frenzy
Adam
Emerii
Princely
itsannachloem
Rappers Ice Bear
Panda Bear
Grizzly Bear
Garnet
Amethyst
Pearl
Video
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems, released on SoundCloud as Bears vs Gems is the fifty-third installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the twentieth installment of Season 3. In this battle, the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz, rap against the Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl.

Cast and creditsEdit

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

Written by Matthew Thomas, WonderPikachu12, Fel, and SkeepTieel
Video edited by Matthew Thomas and WoodenHornets
Mixed and subtitles by Matthew Thomas
Beat produced by Kustom

LyricsEdit

Announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
ICE BEAR, PANDA, AND GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, AND PEARL
BEGIN!

Bears

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda:
Once we Bare it all, we'll show that we're Stronger Than You
Grizz:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda:
We'll spit flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Look like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Gems

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What's got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you think you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Bears

Ice Bear:
*sigh* Don't talk about Ice Bear

Panda:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizz:
That's right Pan-Pan let's scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You're used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear's bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty axe
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizz:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, 'cause
All:
We Bare stack rhymes even stronger than a diamond

Gems

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
You'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
We're so intense
Pearl:
When we're against
Amethyst:
Three Ronaldos in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you're just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning's tripled but split, but we're afraid that's not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our limbs off, your missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
Your fur's now wet from our flow
All:
Let's unbox these three cubs; how's that for a Viral Video?

Announcer:
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP-
Ice Bear:
*pushes logo away*
Ice Bear is announcer now
*logo reappears*
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

PollEdit

Who won?
 
28
 
12
 

The poll was created at 00:49 on July 8, 2016, and so far 40 people voted.

KaraokeEdit

Coming Soon!

TriviaEdit

  • Matthew originally asked Froggy to voice Panda, but he declined the role.
  • During the final line, a thumbnail for Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson can be seen
    • Also, for a split second before the black screen in the ending, Ludo can be seen.

NavigationEdit

Battles
Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyDonald Duck vs Daffy DuckEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3Where the Dead Go to Die vs Mr. Pickles
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd Edd N' Eddy vs The Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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