Epic Doctor X as Ren Höek
Blowin' Racks by Tristian on the Track
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
It's shame time, son; I best not hear you really cry
Why don't you make some good fame and put down the fries?
Get a low voice like Stimpy, Your fanboys think I'm awesome
Your sex life is like your fame, it will never see a threesome!
My eyes may be crazy, but you're losing what I can see though!
I'm so rich off this shit, I have my own damn show!
I'm the funny character, you're a man on a stand,
Your show is so boring, I'd rather watch Grojband
You are a bit fat and slow, everything you do gets ignored,
If you're making me dragged, then I get bored!
You've walked right into your doom, spinning will take more than a duck
My show was art in your eyes? Well, I don't give a fuck!
Sanjay Patel here, you don't like any tea?
Winning is impossible, when rapping against me
You think you're in Heaven's Hands, up with the stars?
I'm surprised that your graphics could get me that far
I'll chop you in half, just like my mom
Even strike you with rhyme and crush you like your mom
You have Stimpy with you? I'd rather play with Craig,
Crushing your balls as I grant you a drag
You just lost the cartoon war; you have no chance in this fight
You're a mistake like those full episode copyright strikes
I've seen better graphics on games from the Fry-cade
I can put my friend Craig just on your shoulder blades
Oh please; I bet you have R&SAPS on your TV list
Let's turn off the S&J; it's Stimpy time, bitches!
Hi Sanjay; You're about to get disappeared!
Ren and Stmipy's been on top before you just appeared
Just like Mister Noodman, you'll be cut up dead
What kind of BFF is a talking snake that doesn't eat bread?
We'll throw our anniversary in celebration of your defeat
This battle is as pointless as the smell of our defeat
CRAIG! Ren & Stimpy don't beat me from a bar
It's time to score some points and show these losers who we are
I'm about to slash and gash this really crazy dude's ass
The greatest Nickelodeon show while you're trying to adult blast
Just get the hell outta here or deal with Sanjay
I'll wear your ass like a hat, crush you like in Angel Bay
I've got memories with Sanjay and millions of tricks
I'm the motherfucking Craig, you're just 80's pricks!
You have no Adult Supervision, yet you think you're a Cartoon Master?
I'll pain you down, Adult Swim and shoot my Hoek Zapper
So prepare to wither and die like the Great Deku Tree
S&C was so awful, you had to make it free
It was taking me a while to adopt Craig, yes
But at least I'm not trying to sell an iPhone 5s
You even said yourself, cancelled shows are eventually better
But in your case, they'll all just be bad forever
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!