NOTE: This is my version.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
Well, let's get into it, with another fake clay
Stop motion makes you stupid, you don't know how to play
You died in your movie, but i'm still standing free
They call you gumby beacuse you're a stupid gum-anoid, see?
I was born in the seventys and Pokey is just orange crap
'Cause i'm the real orange, you're bad at doing step
Kids gave me extra fame for my uber funny parts
Chewing gums have no eyes, want to battle again? LET'S START.
But, you don't have any real family, fucktard
I'm the only talking gum. But for you i'm like a Shark
Even if you're in the present, kids don't like your box
Don't even call me fake clay, i will slay you like a werefox
I've won so many fame, Hell gives you after you're alive
You're first? The creators made me in 1955!
Here's an example for how i beat you: Have no style
So they can call you "The lord of the overrated morph files"
I don't even have to say that again that you suck
What to you think? Children are highly offended at you, fuck
Every time they play your videogame it's like Polybius
Oh great, you did something that's scary to us
Sometimes in your episodes you had red eyes
While invading the blockheads to you, some people are shy
Admit it or not, you're trapped in my world in this time
I'm in the top, stop rapping, you'll be fuckin' MINE!
Are you kidding me? In all your series you can't talk good
Give up now, or i will attack at you, good!
Everyone hates you, get a perfect frickin' headshot
Now please, sit down and feel the Ira of Gumbot!
*Gumby transforms into Gumbot*
Beep Boop. It's Gumbot, back from Gumby's boring brain
I'll electrocute you like a bolt, that's all your vain
Against you? That's no lie. An earthquake i want to desire
If you're orange how about this: set yourself on FIRE?
Look at my laser eyes, nor you nor Pokey will save you now
I don't give a triple crap about your fake clay frown
All you guys are fake, You don't know how is show
This reached his end. Say goodbye to you, Shutting Down *Windows 2000 shutdown sound*
WHAT HAPPENED? I don't remember anything at all, dicks
I'll just go away to my home, And morph is fully sick
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
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