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Morph vs. Gumby

NOTE: This is my version.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

MORPH!

VS!

GUMBY!

BEGIN!

The BattleEdit

Morph:


Well, let's get into it, with another fake clay

Stop motion makes you stupid, you don't know how to play

You died in your movie, but i'm still standing free

They call you gumby beacuse you're a stupid gum-anoid, see?

I was born in the seventys and Pokey is just orange crap

'Cause i'm the real orange, you're bad at doing step

Kids gave me extra fame for my uber funny parts

Chewing gums have no eyes, want to battle again? LET'S START.


Gumby:


But, you don't have any real family, fucktard

I'm the only talking gum. But for you i'm like a Shark

Even if you're in the present, kids don't like your box

Don't even call me fake clay, i will slay you like a werefox

I've won so many fame, Hell gives you after you're alive

You're first? The creators made me in 1955!

Here's an example for how i beat you: Have no style

So they can call you "The lord of the overrated morph files"


Morph:


I don't even have to say that again that you suck

What to you think? Children are highly offended at you, fuck

Every time they play your videogame it's like Polybius

Oh great, you did something that's scary to us

Sometimes in your episodes you had red eyes

While invading the blockheads to you, some people are shy

Admit it or not, you're trapped in my world in this time

I'm in the top, stop rapping, you'll be fuckin' MINE!


Gumby:


Are you kidding me? In all your series you can't talk good

Give up now, or i will attack at you, good! 

Everyone hates you, get a perfect frickin' headshot

Now please, sit down and feel the Ira of Gumbot!

*Gumby transforms into Gumbot*


Gumbot:


Beep Boop. It's Gumbot, back from Gumby's boring brain

I'll electrocute you like a bolt, that's all your vain

Against you? That's no lie. An earthquake i want to desire

If you're orange how about this: set yourself on FIRE?

Look at my laser eyes, nor you nor Pokey will save you now

I don't give a triple crap about your fake clay frown

All you guys are fake, You don't know how is show

This reached his end. Say goodbye to you, Shutting Down *Windows 2000 shutdown sound*


Gumby:


WHAT HAPPENED? I don't remember anything at all, dicks

I'll just go away to my home, And morph is fully sick


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

WWWUUUOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

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