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Trixie Lulamoon VS Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason

Ccarbe6062 February 5, 2014 User blog:Ccarbe6062
TrixieVSKyle

written by Chris Carbery 

beat produced by Danny Bense  


Chris Carbery as Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason

KennethH5 as Trixie Lulamoon

youtube.com/kennethh5


Lyrics: 

EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF HISTORY 

KYLE BLOODWORTH-THOMASON 

VS 

TRIXIE LULAMOON 

BEGIN  


Trixie: 

All hail the great and powerful Trixie! (Not in Canterlot!) 

I'm not even sure if you're classically trained or self-taught, 

but you are expelled from Milkweed by Professor Flan,

and got sent in an real school with two retarded idiots! 

Because you turned him into an rasberry flan, like no other, 

And now you're Hank's former class eraser-er. 

You're the conjurer to the end, so no one's even interested. 

You're just more like the shittiest pre-teen wizard of the planet.  


Kyle: 

Please tremble, and give it up for Kyle! And scene. 

I'll bitch-slap this so-called "Great and Powerful Trixie" 

You got no sense in apologetic, and the loss of the power 

Trix are for kids, you motherfucking failure! 

What spell takes out another "shoeshine"? 

Only Sigmund was better than you, 'cause you're so asinine 

I'm smart, free-spirited, and sometimes bossy 

But you're so lame you were in a theater, speaking dramatically  


Trixie: 

In the third person? How about the acid rain? 

I'll put you outside so your cape will burn into decay 

Or better yet, I'll give you Chicken Pox so you'll never lay a egg 

You're Mister Mufflin's bitch, who summons the Fires of Ragnar and takes!  


Kyle: 

Well, haven't you heard? All your magic is just shit! 

You're not destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived! 

You better disappear and run, I'm about to end it! 

Call me Twilight Sparkle, because you just don't know the real meaning of magic, bitch!  


WHO WON? 

WHO'S NEXT? 

YOU DECIDE! 

EPIC... 

  • magic wand sound*

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 17:10 on March 22, 2015, and so far 2 people voted.

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