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Adventurer Finn the Human battles against mystery solver Dipper Pines for a second time.

Cast

Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines

Anthony Perry as Finn the Human

Excalibur as himself

Lyrics

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

FINN THE HUMAN!

VS!

DIPPER PINES!

2!

BEGIN!

Finn:

I'm back for good, Dipper, and i'm ready for Round 2!

Your hairstyle makes you look like a jew!

Rapping against you? I'd rather have some wit.

You're all human and no robot? Well, i don't give a shit!

You get mad when people call you lame,

and then you say it back like you can't play the game!

Drugs and sickness caused me some bugged twitches!

I'm drawn from crack so bad that my blood itches!

Dipper:

You're just a crazy white guy who wants to rap,

And no, I'm not Slim Shady! Theres no way I'm that black!

If you diss me, I aint moving on.

Crossing the Nile river is like you crossed the Rubicon!

This girl into my life changed everything right!

You'll see that out of nowhere, you'll become the fright!

I'm a mystery solver, You're a fuckin goof.

I don't apologize you for telling the truth!

Finn:

I dont even have the Master Sword, yet I'll cut you down with a rhyme!

Because I'm the Wind Waking Evil Slaying Hero of Time!

You didn't find Excalibur? Stop being a

Excalibur:

FOOL!

Finn:

So full of yourself that you act like a magic TOOL!

I've beated you in Round 1 and I'll beat you today!

You could play a game of chess against me, you male maid!

So hasta la vista, hating you when you hear!

You'll get spammed and deleted because THE END IS NEAR!!!!

Dipper:

Calm down, stop screaming, you're making my ears bleed!

By the end of Round 2, you'll be lying in the weed! My sister Mabel will beat your friend Jake in a rap battle!

You just fucking look like a silly looking rattle!

I'll make your nose bleed like Yoshi sniffin' panties!

From Z to GT, you can Dragon Ball deez!

I'll beat you in Round 3 and that would be believable!

No one in LSP's family ever lives to see a sequel!

Announcer:

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC (FOOL!) RAP (FOOL!) BATTLES (FOOL!) OF CARTOONS!

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