Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai is the first episode of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons, and the first episode of season 1. It was released to YouTube on February 22, 2013, and SoundCloud. It features magician and learner, Twilight Sparkle, rapping against lazy blue jay, Mordecai.




Oh no! It's time to battle a pony
I could play video games on a TV made by Sony
So you're a pony named after a movie about vampires
Your pink friend is psycho, and the orange one is a liar
Even though I can't fly, and your blue friend can fly
I'll just cut her wings off and watch her die
And I'll turn her into burger meat, that'll teach her
For being such a douchebag and getting on my nerves

Twilight Sparkle:
Your Friendship isn't Magic, you're just so cruel
I could get my pet dragon and win this punchies duel
Calm down little bird, go back to Fluttershy
'Cause I think you got away and got high
This place is Ponyville, which means no giant birds
Princess Celestia tells you everything, 'cause you never learned
How much love can you get? I'm guessing none
'Cause your personality is just a piece of horse dung

Oh, I'm high? Said the pony who has a pink friend
That's always smoking meth and it will be the end
Of her, Sparkle? I bet that bell didn't rung
And by the end of this song, I'll just say YEAH YUH

Shining Armor:
Don't you talk to my sister like that, I could kick your butt
I wish you and your gay friend got sprayed by that skunk
How can you fight me? I'm married and you're not
The Elements of Harmony will take you away from Canterlot



Who Won?

The poll was created at 03:13 on September 27, 2014, and so far 71 people voted.


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Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyDonald Duck vs Daffy DuckEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3Where the Dead Go to Die vs Mr. Pickles
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd Edd N' Eddy vs The Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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