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Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai is the first episode of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons, and the first episode of season 1. It was released to YouTube on February 22, 2013, and SoundCloud.




Oh no! It's time to battle a pony
I could play video games on a TV made by Sony
So you're a pony named after a movie about vampires
Your pink friend is psycho, and the orange one is a liar
Even though I can't fly, and your blue friend can fly
I'll just cut her wings off and watch her die
And I'll turn her into burger meat, that'll teach her
For being such a douchebag and getting on my nerves

Twilight Sparkle:
Your Friendship isn't Magic, you're just so cruel
I could get my pet dragon and win this punchies duel
Calm down little bird, go back to Fluttershy
'Cause I think you got away and got high
This place is Ponyville, which means no giant birds
Princess Celestia tells you everything, 'cause you never learned
How much love can you get? I'm guessing none
'Cause your personality is just a piece of horse dung

Oh, I'm high? Said the pony who has a pink friend
That's always smoking meth and it will be the end
Of her, Sparkle? I bet that bell didn't rung
And by the end of this song, I'll just say YEAH YUH

Shining Armor:
Don't you talk to my sister like that, I could kick your butt
I wish you and your gay friend got sprayed by that skunk
How can you fight me? I'm married and you're not
The Elements of Harmony will take you away from Canterlot



Who Won?

The poll was created at 03:13 on September 27, 2014, and so far 65 people voted.


S1E1 ERBOC title card
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Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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