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The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman/Rap Meanings

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Rap MeaningsEdit

The Grinch:Edit

Watch me dis these 3 balls of snow, to see who’s jolly

(The Grinch is going to diss Frosty, who is made with 3 balls of snowm to see who is the most jolly.)

now if you excuse me, I gotta steal a girl’s dolly

I might be cold and heartless, but I’m still gonna win

like how I got to #1 on the best family holiday special list

All the toys and noise, it’s makes me fucking sick

thanks to the worst person in the world, Ol’ Saint Nick

Once I get to your land, I’m gonna turn you into a feast

for the Who’s in Whoville, Snowman Roast Beast!

Frosty the Snowman:Edit

Happy Birthday! you old green smuck

("Happy Birthday!" was one of Frosty the Snowman's most famous quotes, as well as the first thing he says when he comes to life.)

everybody in Whoville knows that you suck

I’m Frosty the Snowman and i’m a happy jolly soul

(In "Frosty the Snowman", Frosty was seen as a happy, and jolly soul.)

I’ll give my friends some hugs but all you’re getting is coal

INCOMPLETE:'' (In "Frosty the Snowman", Frosty gave the girl in the 16 minute short a hug.

Why do you have to be a piss bag about Christmas?

Here I got you a present, some fresh disses!

(Frosty gave Grinch a present; those of the disses that he is going to use to defeat Grinch.)

I’m such a good friend, while your only friend is a dog

INCOMPLETE: ''(Frosty has been seen a good friend to the kids.

The only reason why you’re grumpy is cause you never got a snow blow job!

The Grinch:Edit

Let’s read a story book “HOW THE GRINCH DEFEATED FROSTY”

I'll kick you in the snowballs, and use your eyes to play yahtzi

I might be Mr. Grinch and I might be a mean one

But I've got the best flow so it's clear to see who won

I’ll get my dog Max to finish off Christmas from happening

by stealing the presents and food, I’m kidnapping

the spirit of joy, I don’t care about the Who nit wits

My disses are so hot that you will turn into a liquid!

(Being a possible reference to when Frosty "died" aka melting, Grinch will say disses that will make him go into that phrase.)

Frosty the Snowman:Edit

I can’t stand you and all the noise noise noise you’re making

My disses are LITERALLY cold, are you freezing? Cause you’re shaking

(In "Frosty the Snowman", the girl was freezing going to the North Pole and so the second plot took from there. By shaking, Frosty means he is scared.)

You’re a mean one Grinchy, they’re no surprises

Not to mention, in the end, your heart grew 3 sizes

You are so foul, you’re like a nasty wasty skunk

Here are the 3 words to describe you, STINK STANK STUNK!

Your heart is 2 sizes too small, that’s also how big your dick is

So time to end this fight, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(This battle came out near Christmas time, and it is time to end this fight.)

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