(OLD VERSION) The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2

(OLD VERSION) The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2.

The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman
Battle information
Release date December 24, 2013
Number 26
Length 2:48
Previous Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin
Next Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit
Other information
Actors Froggy
Matthew Thomas
Rappers The Grinch (That Stole Christmas)250px-FrostyInWinterWonderland
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman is the twenty-sixth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the eleventh installment of Season 2. It was released on December 24, 2013. It features the one who tried to steal Christmas, The Grinch, rapping against the friendly snowman, Frosty the Snowman. In 2015 it was remastered.

Cast and creditsEdit

Froggy as The Grinch
Matthew Thomas as Frosty the Snowman

Lyrics by Matthew Thomas and Froggy
Subtitles by Anthony Perry
Beat by FayaFire


The Grinch:
Watch me dis these 3 balls of snow, to see who’s jolly
now if you excuse me, I gotta steal a girl’s dolly
I might be cold and heartless, but I’m still gonna win
like how I got to #1 on the best family holiday special list
All the toys and noise, it’s makes me fucking sick
thanks to the worst person in the world, Ol’ Saint Nick
Once I get to your land, I’m gonna turn you into a feast
for the Who’s in Whoville, Snowman Roast Beast!

Frosty the Snowman:
Happy Birthday! you old green smuck
everybody in Whoville knows that you suck
I’m Frosty the Snowman and i’m a happy jolly soul
I’ll give my friends some hugs but all you’re getting is coal
Why do you have to be a piss bag about Christmas?
Here I got you a present, some fresh disses!
I’m such a good friend, while your only friend is a dog
The only reason why you’re grumpy is cause you never got a snow blow job!

The Grinch:
Let’s read a story book “HOW THE GRINCH DEFEATED FROSTY”
I'll kick you in the snowballs, and use your eyes to play yahtzi
I might be Mr. Grinch and I might be a mean one
But I've got the best flow so it's clear to see who won
I’ll get my dog Max to finish off Christmas from happening
by stealing the presents and food, I’m kidnapping
the spirit of joy, I don’t care about the Who nit wits
My disses are so hot that you will turn into a liquid!

Frosty the Snowman:
I can’t stand you and all the noise noise noise you’re making
My disses are LITERALLY cold, are you freezing? Cause you’re shaking
You’re a mean one Grinchy, they’re no surprises
Not to mention, in the end, your heart grew 3 sizes
You are so foul, you’re like a nasty wasty skunk
Here are the 3 words to describe you, STINK STANK STUNK!
Your heart is 2 sizes too small, that’s also how big your dick is
So time to end this fight, MERRY CHRISTMAS!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 21:09 on October 24, 2014, and so far 29 people voted.



  • This battle came out early than it was supposed too.
  • This battle could, in fact, be a joke battle seeing as two of the tags are "wait" and "wut?". Another one is "penis", but that was probably just a reference to the battle.
  • WoodenHornets was originally gonna be Frosty the Snowman, but his mom was gonna be home for the rest of the Christmas break, which means he couldn't do it. So Matthew had to replace him.


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