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Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 102:09

Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1.

Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants
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Battle information
Release date March 22, 2013 (YouTube)
Number 5
Length 2:09 (YouTube)
Timeline
Previous Dan vs Pinkie Pie
Next Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii
Other information
Actors WoodenHornets
Matthew Thomas
Zach Schroeder
Edgar Bolanos
Rappers Stewie Griffin
SpongeBob SquarePants
Brian Griffin
Patrick Star
Video
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants is the fifth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fifth installment of Season 1. It was released March 22, 2013 on YouTube. It features annoying sea creature, SpongeBob SquarePants, rapping against evil baby, Stewie Griffin.

CastEdit

WoodenHornets as Stewie Griffin
Matthew Thomas as SpongeBob SquarePants
Zach Schroeder as Brian Griffin
Edgar Bolanos as Patrick Star

LyricsEdit

Stewie:
What the deuce, am I seriously talking to a sponge?
Give me my money or you will get punched!
Idiot boy! That's what everybody said
Why are you laughing so much, did you turn the gas on again?
You're friends with a dumb star, a neighbor that hates you,
A krab with a money fetish, and a squirrel with no boobs?
I have a question. In every single episode,
Why is there little drops of waters inside of the water dude?

Spongebob:
(Speaking) Haha, what a fun game!
No really, let's get serious today.
(Rapping) I live in a pineapple under the sea,
You're just a evil baby who doesn't grow any feet.
Spongebob Squarepants, that's me bitch!
This battle's not over, but I already won! Now go and take a ditch
(Fast rap) Your deadly presents to your mommy makes you resting and not besting
You're getting molested by Herbert the Pervert
You're like the wicked witch of the west
Now try to pass you're driving schools test
(Rapping) You think this is funny? Well I'm not even laughing
I joined your phone call job, but I'm not gonna be staffing

Stewie:
Woah, calm down, it's a rap battle dude
Jeez, if you keep doing this, you'll make me wanna die soon!

Spongebob:
I don't care I just wanna win a thing once for godsake,
Never got my drivers license yet, can't even make a milkshake!

Stewie:
Well if you gonna go that far, then here we go
Brian:
Do you actually think you're funny? Well the answer is no!
You think your little slimy friend will take me for a stand?
Well I think that the Krusty Krab should've got banned
You're not "Faster Than the Speed of Love", you'll get a block in one day
Just admit it, you and Patrick are gay

Patrick:
I'm gonna pop you guys like how I pop my bubbles
I needed a gay person to rap too, not a double
This guy is Spongebob, and I'm Patrick
Spongebob:
No offence, but you two are dicks!

PollEdit

Who Won?
 
9
 
50
 

The poll was created at 18:20 on October 22, 2014, and so far 59 people voted.

TriviaEdit

  • This was the first battle to have the ratings and comments disabled.

KaraokeEdit

Coming Soon!

NavigationEdit

Battles
Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & Marco (scrapped)Ed Edd N' Eddy vs The Three Stooges (scrapped)Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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