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Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants
Battle information
Release date March 22, 2013 (YouTube)
Number 5
Length 2:09 (YouTube)
Previous Dan vs Pinkie Pie
Next Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii
Other information
Actors WoodenHornets
Matthew Thomas
Zach Schroeder
Edgar Bolanos
Rappers Stewie Griffin
Spongebob Squarepants
Brian Griffin
Patrick Star
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants is the fifth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fifth installment of Season 1. It was released March 22, 2013 on YouTube. It features annoying sea creature, Spongebob Squarepants, rapping against evil baby, Stewie Griffin.


WoodenHornets as Stewie Griffin
Matthew Thomas as Spongebob Squarepants
Zach Schroeder as Brian Griffin
Edgar Bolanos as Patrick Star


What the deuce, am I seriously talking to a sponge?
Give me my money or you will get punched!
Idiot boy! That's what everybody said
Why are you laughing so much, did you turn the gas on again?
You're friends with a dumb star, a neighbor that hates you,
A krab with a money fetish, and a squirrel with no boobs?
I have a question. In every single episode,
Why is there little drops of waters inside of the water dude?

(Speaking) Haha, what a fun game!
No really, let's get serious today.
(Rapping) I live in a pineapple under the sea,
You're just a evil baby who doesn't grow any feet.
Spongebob Squarepants, that's me bitch!
This battle's not over, but I already won! Now go and take a ditch
(Fast rap) Your deadly presents to your mommy makes you resting and not besting
You're getting molested by Herbert the Pervert
You're like the wicked witch of the west
Now try to pass you're driving schools test
(Rapping) You think this is funny? Well I'm not even laughing
I joined your phone call job, but I'm not gonna be staffing

Woah, calm down, it's a rap battle dude
Jeez, if you keep doing this, you'll make me wanna die soon!

I don't care I just wanna win a thing once for godsake,
Never got my drivers license yet, can't even make a milkshake!

Well if you gonna go that far, then here we go

Do you actually think you're funny? Well the answer is no!
You think your little slimy friend will take me for a stand?
Well I think that the Krusty Krab should've got banned
You're not "Faster Than the Speed of Love", you'll get a block in one day
Just admit it, you and Patrick are gay

I'm gonna pop you guys like how I pop my bubbles
I needed a gay person to rap too, not a double
This guy is Spongebob, and I'm Patrick

No offence, but you two are dicks!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 18:20 on October 22, 2014, and so far 54 people voted.


  • This was the first battle to have the ratings and comments disabled.


Coming Soon!


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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