What the deuce, am I seriously talking to a sponge?
Give me my money or you will get punched!
Idiot boy! That's what everybody said
Why are you laughing so much, did you turn the gas on again?
You're friends with a dumb star, a neighbor that hates you,
A krab with a money fetish, and a squirrel with no boobs?
I have a question. In every single episode,
Why is there little drops of waters inside of the water dude?
(Speaking) Haha, what a fun game!
No really, let's get serious today.
(Rapping) I live in a pineapple under the sea,
You're just a evil baby who doesn't grow any feet.
Spongebob Squarepants, that's me bitch!
This battle's not over, but I already won! Now go and take a ditch
(Fast rap) Your deadly presents to your mommy makes you resting and not besting
You're getting molested by Herbert the Pervert
You're like the wicked witch of the west
Now try to pass you're driving schools test
(Rapping) You think this is funny? Well I'm not even laughing
I joined your phone call job, but I'm not gonna be staffing
Woah, calm down, it's a rap battle dude
Jeez, if you keep doing this, you'll make me wanna die soon!
I don't care I just wanna win a thing once for godsake,
Never got my drivers license yet, can't even make a milkshake!
Well if you gonna go that far, then here we go
Do you actually think you're funny? Well the answer is no!
You think your little slimy friend will take me for a stand?
Well I think that the Krusty Krab should've got banned
You're not "Faster Than the Speed of Love", you'll get a block in one day
Just admit it, you and Patrick are gay
I'm gonna pop you guys like how I pop my bubbles
I needed a gay person to rap too, not a double
This guy is Spongebob, and I'm Patrick
No offence, but you two are dicks!