Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1

Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1.

Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants
Battle information
Release date March 22, 2013 (YouTube)
Number 5
Length 2:09 (YouTube)
Previous Dan vs Pinkie Pie
Next Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii
Other information
Actors WoodenHornets
Matthew Thomas
Zach Schroeder
Edgar Bolanos
Rappers Stewie Griffin
SpongeBob SquarePants
Brian Griffin
Patrick Star
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants is the fifth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fifth installment of Season 1. It was released March 22, 2013 on YouTube. It features annoying sea creature, SpongeBob SquarePants, rapping against evil baby, Stewie Griffin.


WoodenHornets as Stewie Griffin
Matthew Thomas as SpongeBob SquarePants
Zach Schroeder as Brian Griffin
Edgar Bolanos as Patrick Star


What the deuce, am I seriously talking to a sponge?
Give me my money or you will get punched!
Idiot boy! That's what everybody said
Why are you laughing so much, did you turn the gas on again?
You're friends with a dumb star, a neighbor that hates you,
A krab with a money fetish, and a squirrel with no boobs?
I have a question. In every single episode,
Why is there little drops of waters inside of the water dude?

(Speaking) Haha, what a fun game!
No really, let's get serious today.
(Rapping) I live in a pineapple under the sea,
You're just a evil baby who doesn't grow any feet.
Spongebob Squarepants, that's me bitch!
This battle's not over, but I already won! Now go and take a ditch
(Fast rap) Your deadly presents to your mommy makes you resting and not besting
You're getting molested by Herbert the Pervert
You're like the wicked witch of the west
Now try to pass you're driving schools test
(Rapping) You think this is funny? Well I'm not even laughing
I joined your phone call job, but I'm not gonna be staffing

Woah, calm down, it's a rap battle dude
Jeez, if you keep doing this, you'll make me wanna die soon!

I don't care I just wanna win a thing once for godsake,
Never got my drivers license yet, can't even make a milkshake!

Well if you gonna go that far, then here we go
Do you actually think you're funny? Well the answer is no!
You think your little slimy friend will take me for a stand?
Well I think that the Krusty Krab should've got banned
You're not "Faster Than the Speed of Love", you'll get a block in one day
Just admit it, you and Patrick are gay

I'm gonna pop you guys like how I pop my bubbles
I needed a gay person to rap too, not a double
This guy is Spongebob, and I'm Patrick
No offence, but you two are dicks!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 18:20 on October 22, 2014, and so far 68 people voted.


  • This was the first battle to have the ratings and comments disabled.


Coming Soon!


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