|Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3|
|Release date||April 1, 2017|
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Bonnie the Bunny
Chica the Chicken
Foxy the Pirate
Steven Universe: Faded Gems
MaNCHA as Squidward's Suicide and Chica the Chicken
Nathan Provost as Dead Bart
Matthew Thomas, Nathan Provost, HyperJacob96, and WoodenHornets as Chorus singers
HyperJacob96 as Herobrine
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe: Faded Gems
WoodenHornets as Happy Appy
Stofferex as Freddy Fazbear
B-Lo Lorbes as Bonnie the Bunny
Seth W as Foxy the Pirate
MultiSuperVids as Mr. Pickles
Mr. Maplesyrup as Ticket Taker
Oh, hi there, DB! It's GUN to meet you!
Oh wait, it's the third time that I have seen you
God, this matchup makes me feel suicidal
I'd rather get run over by a fucking motorcycle
Don't you dare fight, fool, I'm stronger than leather
heck, these Skype and Discord chats can tell that I'm better
You Can't stop me, Mickey can't either, so I won't be so crying
JK BITCH! Now I'll be totally dying!
Oh dear lord, get this reject off stage
Your whole entire pasta was fake, BITCH
I'm the ghost with the most roast
If I met your girlfriend, I'd give her toast, bitch
Ai cara-*laughs* ai caramba, doh, get out of here, you ho butt
Call me Chris Carbery
Do you take donuts?
You don't even fucking know how to play clarinet
So, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Yo Let's Go, come and grab a gun
We'll have so much fun, one bullet, I'll cum
Then, we'll shoot it into your head
You'll be totally dead, don't argue about it
Come join us in hell, we'll have tons of fun
JUST 3 SHOTS, and you're done, you are such a chump
Come with us if you are not alright
You'll totally die, join Squidward's Suicide
Oh, I know exactly why you wanna die
You just wanna leave the Earth, that's the reason why
Oh, I know that you totally shaking
I bet you don't even know how to make bacon
*gets shot by Squidward*
Enough of that gay shit
Give me something that ROCKS!
*beat starts back up*
FUCK YEAH, this is my type of party!
Hey Squidward! Did you finish those errands yet?
Heh, such a comedian...
Fuck, I KNEW IT, now I'll go and SHOOT IT
You'll see right THROUGH IT, and you'll be SPLOOGING
No need to say BYE BYE, so I'll say HI HI
Because you'll just come out as BIYIYI
Isn't that sad how your PASTA SUCKS?!
Isn't that gross how you EAT YOUR OWN GUTS?!
I'M COMMITING SUIDICE NOW, SO DON'T BE HATING
IT'S TIME TO DIE! *shoots himself* What's up Satan?
Yo, I'm the 7G06 dawg
If I wanted Suicide, I'd watch Suicide Squad
Yo, let's put him in a coffin, Like Scott Cawthon
Your blod os so bad, that I'm coughing
Bart is my name and falling's my game
You might've went .exe, but I'm so cray cray
I'll be biting your ass, so please, donut be cocky
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO STUFF YOU INTO HOMER'S BODY!!!
Yo, it's Herobrin, coming in with my diamond sword
Your shitty rhymes are more useless than a wooden door
I love the fact that I'm not a cartoon
I researched you both, you're fiction like the news
My game has no car crashes nor prostitutes
But when you see my shrine, it'll make you toot
You sad whacky fattys are blobs in may cataracs
Now get the fuck outta this world 'cause THIS IS MINECRAFT!
Steven universe: Faded Gems:
Shut up, Herobrine, your poularity Fading like a Gem tho
You'll be Crying like Amethyst, but not hyper realistic, okay bro
My pasta was born on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
So now you'll know that it'll be a chore to go and diss me
Even though I'm depressed, your pasta really make me sleepy
I'll give you all chills like Tails, Rubix, Foxy, and Creepy
Leave you dead just like Pearl, and I'll laugh, hardy har
You won't be able to survive this Steven Bomb! Allahu Akbar
I'm Happy Appy, the apple on the stick reborn from the internet
I'll fade you out like a Gem, that's why your name is Fade Gems
Got Milk? JUST DO IT! Or I'll rip you out like cards
And mess with me, and I'll show you who'll spook the hardest
Blow you up like 9/11 if you get me super pissed
You guys should've gone to school 'cause class is dismissed
After a dubbed Steven verse, my show comes on next
So let me cut to the next rapper before we go sex
Five Nights as Freddy's
Sex with us? Unless you want Fred-deez nuts
So let's eat your fruity ass until you're done
C'est Boooooonnnnnn, shut the fuck up, Appy
You think you can escape? That's quite saddy
Let's eat, wait, fuck, Feddy said that already
Your verse was Bull-Schmidt, so get ready FOR FREDDY
Yarrr m'ladies, Pirated Cove will have you down
I'm Serious, Steven
Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica:
Haha, you made a pun!
Hey, you wanna see me eat a nickle?
Get ready Squidward, I have come for your pickle
When you invite me to your house to just chill some
I'll stomp on your grandma's plates, ain't I fun
I'm Where the Dead Go to Die, no lie, but much sigh
I'll double dip your fish stick dicks, say adeeeoouu and DIIIE
Thes 23,503 pixels are evil I hope you're not hurt
By the worst person you'll ever meet, no regerts
It's time for you to watch a movie based on you defeat
I'm Ticket Taking your life and it'll be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I'll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won't be mixing anymore once I win this for gods sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie
- This is the third April Fools battle from the series after Luigi vs Vegetables in 2014 and Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2 in 2016.
- The word "CREEPYPASTA" on the thumbnail is a reference to Ice King vs Discord.