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Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2(REUPLOAD)-0

The sequel to ERBOC's Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart was cancelled due to problems with the idea.
— SuperThingsOnCups

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2 was going to be the 17th episode of Season 3 and the 50th episode overall. It was scrapped due to problems with the idea. Although it was deleted from SoundCloud, it was uploaded on YouTube by someone.

Cast Edit

Justin Buckner as Squidward's Suicide
Mat4yo as Dead Bart
Justin Buckner as Spongebob's Bootleg
Matthew Thomas as Spongecry.avi
Matthew Thomas & Pinkie's Cupcakes as Max and Ruby 0004
Nathan Provost as Mr. Bear
Fel & Zack (CMRB) as The Grieving
Matthew Thomas, Anthony Perry, & Stofferex as Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episode

MaNCHA as Stick Stickly
Stofferex & Frenzy as Candle Cove
Frenzy as Happy Appy

WoodenHornets as Gregory's Room
Zack (CMRB) as Bloody GIR
Stofferex as Fluttershy's Lullaby
HarryPotter2975 & Frenzy as My Poor Stimpy
Fel & B-Lo Lorbes as Dead Mung
Zack (CMRB as Dreadful Dexter
HarryPotter2875 & Zack (CMRB) as Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon
Frenzy as Sweet Apple Massacre
Stofferex as Angry Sylvester
Justin Buckner, Zack (CMRB) & Frenzy as Ahh! Real Monsters: The Final Scare
Pinkie's Cupcakes as Buttercup.AVI

Frenzy as Courage The Cowardly Dog Lost Episode
VinnyO as Arthur: Lost Episode
B-Lo Lorbes & Anthony Perry I Can Fix This/Never, Never
Frenzy as Little Bear and The Big Red Book

WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.AVI

Zack (CMRB) as The Death Of Mac

That Creepy Reading as Lost Episodes

Noodlerella as Chuckie's Mom

Pinkie's Cupcakes Noodlerella Miss4yo & WoodenHornets as Goosebumps Lost Episode

Zwesome Adam(Pool) Mancha B-Lo Lorbes Frenzy & Stofferex as Blue's Clues No Clues

SkeepTieel Adam(Pool) Zawesome B-Lo Borbes GrumpDoesArt Frenzy MultiSuperVids WoodenHornets & Seth W as The Magic School Bus Orignal Pilot

MaNCHA Frenzy & MultiSuperVids as Dragon Tales Lost Episode

Anthony Perry as Cry Baby Lane

Matthew Thomas as Loud House Enough Is Enough

Stofferex as Rap Rat

Zack (CMRB) as Timmy's Wish

Stofferex as Dora's Real Life

Adam(Pool) as Thomas And The Children

(The verses that were written but never recorded is Dead Bart, 1999, Stick Stickly, Courage The Cowardly Dog Gregory, Axis, Dead Mung, Tom, Sylvester, Real Monsters, and KND. So they needed to be recorded by Matthew.

Crew Edit

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Frenzy, PaletteReviews, B-Lo Lorbes, Zack (CMRB), DH Films, Anthony Perry, VinnyO, Froggy, and Fel.

Lyrics Edit

Squidward’s Suicide:
Let’s go Bart, Squidward is ready to shine
Me battling you twice will be a waste of my time
You’re not original, that’s why you’re not going first
Your creepypasta lacked scariness, it’s got to be the worst
When my title card comes on the screen, you know you're doomed
You can’t diss me, you’re just Homer’s body with your head glued
On, You’ll be scared once I show you the 5 dead kids again
I’m gonna blow you up with disses, like how I blow on my clarinet!

Dead Bart:
Screw your clarinet playing, read my story and you’ll go insane
You blow more notes than what you did to your brain
I’ll always be killin, you’ll be dead chillin, I’ll be the villain
You’ve never stop me Squidface, in the end you’re grilling
Like a Krabby Patty, don’t stare at me, why don’t you die quiet!
In the end of this, you'll end like the credits, dead silent
Your story caused fears? Well guess what, I don’t give a fuck
Don’t cry now Squidward, come on, GIVE ME A HUG

Squidward’s Suicide:
AHH! OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, your pasta sucks
Your family won't care when I blow your brains out and your guts
You wanna make fun of me killing myself, AHHH! I KNEW IT!
I dare you to leave this battle and never come back, JUST DO IT!
There’s no time for goodbye Bart, so I’ll just say hello
You’re even sick of self; that’s why your skin is so yellow
YOU COULD NEVER FEEL THE PAIN I DO, I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF
IT'S TIME TO DIE! See you again in hell….

Dead Bart:
Hell? HA! As if! When you blow your brains, I’ll celebrate
Cause it’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
I’m a true face of horror, don’t need stretches or blurrings
Your story is the most hated, while mine is still adoring
This little squid being scary? Now that’s just plain insane!
You think showing dead kids is okay? THIS SHIT AIN’T A FUCKING GAME!
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
Get ready Mr. Squid, cause it’s time to get violent!

Spongebob’s Bootleg:
I’m ready, I’m ready to kick you two shittypastas
I’ll pop like how I pop my bubbles to stop this drama
Frame by frame, you two are tame compared to the horrors I got, bitch
Squidward, you’ll be blood-shot in the face, with my rhymes that can twitch
You’ll be Dumped in the trash can where those teens found me
How can you beat this bootleg, I’m the real meaning of scary
I’ll make you all commit suicide with my staticy and buzzing rhymes
Now time to bring in the real horror, Spongecry.avi!

Spongecry.avi:
Oh, you gonna be scared? Then watch this scary .avi
Don’t be mean to me, you’ll make Spongebob Cry
Once you see my episode, it’ll leave your asses quivering!
When I’m done, you all will end up like Gary, dead and rotting!
I’ll rip you all up into chunks just like my red chair
It’s best you all run away now, or you’ll be in for a scare!
Squidward, stop with your stupid shit and just end your life already
Before I kill you all off, I just want you to know, this one timed action will be badly

Max & Ruby 0004

Max:
We’ll make you feel like your heart is in your throat once you see us
It’s such a shame that we need to kill you, so just hush
Ruby:
We made a little girl scream and almost made her heart give out
Tonight, we’ll show you what scary is all about
Max:
We’re gonna leave you dead like our mommy and daddy
Since all your creepypastas are just stupid tragedies
Ruby:
You're all gonna be tortured and deceased
Both:
You don’t think we’re scary? Well DEATH IS OUR ONLY RELEASE!

Mr. Bear:
This bear is aware that I'm gonna scare these "bone chillers"
I'll take you to my cellar, and show you who’s the better killer
I’m gonna eat your souls on this episode of Soup and Spoon
My rap flow is like scissors, it’s very dangerous for you
My name is Mr. Bear, bringing more fear than Freddy
I’m coming down these basement stairs, you better be ready
I’m hiding in these woods in Canada, you’re gonna get scared
‘Cause 1999 is the year where you go off the air

The Grieving

Gumball:
Welcome to my Amazing World, hope you’re all in for a treat
We’ll be making you cry, once you taste your bloody defeats!
Darwin:
Cut out all your guts, and hang them on these trees
In the end, you’ll be found dead, just like Anais!
Gumball:
Max and Ruby, you were only made cause you were desperate for fame!
Suicidal, depression, you're all the same
Darwin:
Mr. Bear, you’re not scary, so why even bother?
Both:
YOU ALL WILL BE SHOT IN THE FACE JUST LIKE SARAH’S BROTHER!!!

Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episode

Ed:
Once you see our episode, you’ll be the true chicken
I’ll eat your souls like it’s buttered toast, to make the audience sickened
Edd:
We’ll swallow your heads like Johnny, beat your asses up like Jimmy
You'll be needing a dentist because it's about to get gory!
Eddy:
You dorks are gonna piss yourselves, when you step up to the Eds
Once you take a look at this episode, it'll lead you to your ends!
Ed:
C’mon guys, let’s put an end to these creeps!
All:
We’ll have you laying on Eddy’s floor, and let you have a good night sleep!

Caillou Says Goodbye To Gilbert:

I'm Caillou!  A four year old Kid!  You think you're clever? Have a taste of my Gimp (Bitch!) I have cancer bitch, you can call me Pirate Percy (Unh!) 'Cause I kill all who happen to spot me in the night (That's right!) When me, mommy, daddy, and Rosie are having fun (Yeah!) I'll kick your ass until you're fucking done! So fuck you all, I'll fly to the fucking moon 'Cause I'm a happy little Kid, Caillou! 


Stick Stickly:
It’s Stick Stickly, ripping through this battle sickly, you pricks
Find my website? All you gotta do is click. I got lost episodes, you'll find 6
Hey kids, wanna play Hang stick? I'll make sure that your necks will get slit
The splinters will hurt, just for a minute, "The Winner is revealed", and you're not it
Do I gotta spell it out for you guys? When "Stick gets mad", you'll meet your demise
I've been tortured and beaten, See the X on my face? No smile, No nose, No sound, no eyes
No lie, I'll write it in bold, the segments unfold! And truth be told
With the blood on top, it's time for Stick to go. You got what you wanted. The winner is Candle Cove! 

Candle Cove

Skin Taker:
Better grab a candle, ‘cause your future is about to get dark
Come a little bit closer, I’ll grind your skin apart
Pirate Percy:
You Eds aren’t ready for the type of show we’ll bring
How can you win, when the puppets are pulling the strings?
Skin Taker:
Spongebob, your bootleg is a Laughingstock, want this to stop?
I’ll slaughter you and the rest of these pastas, make the boat rock
Pirate Percy:
We’re spitting killer disses that will make you all SCREAM
Coming out your screen, We’ll now forever haunt your dreams

Happy Appy:
That’s right kids! Appy’s coming back with a rerun
Let’s talk about a tragic event, c’mon it’ll be fun!
How about a 3 minute death stare to help you all relax?
When I’m done with my verse, you’ll ALL have sticks up your ass
How sad, a little apple can get the murders done more quickly
I’ll bring you all to my van, I’ll break you in half, Stickly
Once my show comes on, you won’t be able to change the channel
All of your networks called, your shows have been cancelled

Luna Game:

Luna:

You'll hear the trotting of your doom, the galloping of your death soon

Except this time it ain’t a game, I’ll be the princess of a Blood Moon!

It’s the queen that leaves even Pinkamena scared to death

Let’s see you try to clop after witnessing this JPEG!

Creepybloom:

Prepare to be kicked to the desktop, here comes Creepybloom

It won’t take five games to turn this loon into Happy Appy-juice!

My rhymes will buck you hard, haunt you Equestria Daily

You’ll be spammed and deleted cause The End is Neigh!

Gregory’s Room:
Hello, my name is Gregory, and welcome to my room
I’m just sitting here dissing these freaks, warning their dooms
It’s just the two of us having fun, helping kids with their gloom
Appy, you're more legit than Mr. Bear’s costume
I’ll throw you in the glorious flames of the fireplace
No one can hear you, no police, no parents
Please embrace me, I need love from above
Help me, please, I need it, gReGoRy NeEdS lOvE!!!

Bloody GIR:
It’s time to get bloody, Gir is here to make you all hurt
I'm more useful than you pointless stories that look like dirt
Let's go on an easter egg hunt, you won't be able to find me
Bloody hell, I could find more scare from Stick Stickly
Don't even dare step to me, I'll eat you like a waffle
You're just disgraces that are just awful, Appy, your story is like a novel
How could you say you won, you were turkeys the whole time
You've met your doom, and you'll never ever survive

Fluttershy’s Lullaby:
You better hush now, quiet now, once I put you to sleep
This GIR is nothing, you’ll be next to die as you weep
The Crusaders were just the beginning, you’ll soon see
With your piercing screams, you’ll be another gift from Rarity
I’m the element of kindness, so there’s no way I can hate
But come with me children, your death bed awaits
You’re too late, you’re as dead as the look in my eye
Sweet dreams for your eternal rest, Good Lulla-bye

Demon Bloo:Edit

DEMONS! Let's Do This Show This Pussy Who's Harder You Made A Stupid Mistake That You Made I'll Toss You Like A Grenade I'll Eat You Like [Dashy] Did And Now Your Dead Your Dad Is Stupid Getting Trap Inside His Body Is It Because Of Ned Flanders? I Have No Idea You May Wear A Pirate Hat But I Have Claws Get Ready To Die Fluttershy THIS IS HELL!

Dead Mung

Chowder:
When it comes to lost episodes, every one of you is nothin’
If you dare try to diss me, I’ll throw your asses in the oven
Mung:
You all are sons of burgers, I’d like to see you all scare me
I'll bake you and serve you on a dish, these fools will be yummy
Chowder:
All of you will be roasted like Mung, you’re next on my menu
Cooking Fluttershy, Gir, and Bloo in a bowl for some stew
Mung:
I'll make you scream like an abused chipmunk, that's no surprise
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

Suicide Mouse:

Executing executives, no escape, madness is building

tearing at your sanity, Mickey's about to make a killing

Your peak of strength matches your rhymes, weak and vile

When this 'so called god' dies by a video file

I won't let myself be scared by this reject of society

Best format your computers, flow like bloodstreams from my eyes, see

After suffering from your verses, you'd expect ME to 'do it'

You all had chances, but like your brains after this, you blew it

Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon

Tom:
Time for some real horror, it’s Tom and Jerry
Are you bitches ready, ‘cause it’s about to get scary!
Jerry:
Take a step into the basement, where your corpses will be
We’re gonna get more violent, I’ll be laughing while you weep
Tom:
We’ll have you Suffering at the end of this, leaving you a bunch of bruises
It's true that we'll stab your leg and throw you down the stairs, you're losing
Jerry:
I’ll stab you, then sell you, and I’ll do it all again
We’ve won this battle
Tom:
DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT?

Sweet Apple Massacre:
Alright, that’s enough, time to show you bitches up
Me lose to you? (nope) you know you’re all “fucked”
Happy Appy, you’ll be bucked and squashed, no doubt
I’ll rape and slaughter you all, show you what fear is about
Rip out your eyes, so you won’t see your death “cumming”
You’re locked in this cellar, no where for you foals to start running
Nopony will ever know, I’ll make sure you stay silent
Now I can forever sit in my peace and quiet

Angry Sylvester:
Sylvester is here to abuse this horse, I'm sure
Time to tear down these lights, they don't look good for this verse
Don't make me angry, or I'll make this whole scene violent
You're gonna end up like the music of my episode, dead silent
I'll bang you like a guitar string, and the blood I will taste
I'll kick your ass to Hungarian, where the short takes place
Nobody reads your stories, this gory cat will make a mess
This episode ends now, and you won't be coming up next

Ahh Real Monsters: The Final Scare:

Gromble:
Alright everyone, I have a mission for you all
Make the best scare that will make the world want to bawl
Oblina:
We're filled with mallice, no one is more gory than us
Krumm:
Wait Oblina, why are you throwing me in front of this bus?
*krumm gets killed*
Oblina:
Oblina will make you o-bleeding, everyone will be seeing
Ickis:
Stop it! I don't wanna die! There's not a single reason!
Oblina:
Gromble, I've done it, I killed them all and brought fear
Gromble:
That was certainly the best scare that I have ever seen in years

Lost Silver:

You think you can win, but soon you'll see

That you'll each be in a coma, just like me!

Once you've gone Missing, No one will know, or even care!

Hope you're aware that I'm hunting you down, Mr. Bear

You're in for a shock, and I'm not talking about Pikachu!

You'll all be Buried Alive after I'm through!

Comin' at ya like a flock of Spearow!

By the end of this, all of you will be screaming, "OH DEAR, NO!!!!!!!!"

Timmy's Wish:

You lowlife crappypastas,little tiny,retarted, freaks!

You'll be on the news with Vicky! And there won't be any pathos!

I'm the better version of Squidward, with n intern watching a character give himself the axe

I don't care if Wanda found me out, i still got bloody message through.

This is no prank, you'll get cut off & no one will call the police.

Now i wish you all would just get out off this!

Arthur: Lost Episode:
Shut up, you all! I'm trying to read!
These lines that I've written with the blood of my granny
You don't want to mess with me, I killed them all!
You'll scream like DW, you don't have any balls
to go up against this moose, I'll give you a bad bruise
I'll leave your dead bodies at the Sugar Bowl, you'll surely lose
I'll Buster these freaks, and it won't bother me
You all will end up like my Grandma, and I won't give you recovery!

I Can Fix This/Never, Never

Mordecai:
You better run away now, I’m more scary than Red Mist
Fuck your asses up ‘til you're dead, with my own fists
Rigby:
We’ll beat you all up, we’re too disgusted to see your faces
C’mon Mordecai, it’s time we put these bitches in their places
Mordecai:
You can’t fix this, you fucking moron! What is wrong with you all?
My rhymes will make everybody want to fal-*gets shot*
Rigby:
NOBODY SHOOTS MY BEST FRIEND! IF YOU DON’T LEAVE, I’LL HAVE YOU ALL SEVERED…..
If you think you all will win, the answer is Never, Never…..

Little Bear and The Big Red Book:
Hello there, it’s just me! Little Bear!
From what’s been done, I don’t think it’s right to stare
I’ll leave you dead in a grave, just like my animators mother
Making you commit suicide, and have you dead like Mung and Chowder!
Mordecai and Rigby, You can’t fix shit, this battle won’t last long
You pussies better be scared, when I start to sing my song!
My verse is almost done, so I’ll just give you some time to run
1,2,3… Ready or not, here I come!

Dreadful Dexter: Edit

I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.

Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons

I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older

Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders

Tedious Spongebob; more repetitive than your series is

A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it

I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap

But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

MARIO:

Let’s-a go bro! Go on ahead and open the file

This game has just begun, so you'll be here for a while

My story’s actually true, so that means I can take on you

The JPEG will make you have the chills when you’re crying in your room

This is the selfish way out, let your true king take this

When Yoshi takes over your life, you will never be truly missed

Welcome to the Yellow Switch Palace, you’ll never be free

So let’s play a game of hide and seek, TRY TO FIND ME!

Five Nights At Freddy's: Edit

You think you can escape? This'll be a long night,

I've got you in my sights, but don't worry, I'll make everything alright!

Bonnie, hit the lights, YARR! I'll be the one that bites,

Welcome to night 2, I hope you're ready for a fight!

It hasn't been an hour yet, and your time's already running out,

Winding up like a Jack in the Box, making this a bloody bout!

Fighting against us? The craziest killer crew?

How many SCP's does it take to know that they'll lose?

When we spot you from the corridor, let's tag team and show,

Why it's not a good idea to be here at night, alone!

Oh please, don't move on my account, let's have some fun,

This would be better with the lights off, as from the darkness I lunge!

Hello? Can you hear me? I'm too scared to leave a message,

There's something besides the animatronics that's in your presence,

But I think he can handle it, it doesn't seem like such a threat,

But let me give you a tip, hopefully I won't disconnect!

(Phone breaks)

I'm the one that kids fear, you should never overlook this bear,

Go fall down the stairs, and collapse at my grizzly stare,

Surviving Five Nights isn't as easy as it seems,

But you see, my victory is Golden, know what I mean?

Chuckie's Mom

The tub isnt the best place to find a snackie so the kitchen's where I go. (Mmmm) Me and my friends at the table drinking juice drinking fast and then we talk slow (Mmmm) You come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I'll give it a chance now Take my hand, stop, but Dummi Bears on the jukebox and then we start to dance. And now I'm singin' like Girl you know I want your love. Your love was handmade for a baby like me. Come on now follow my lead. I may be silly, don't mind me Said "Boy, let's not talk too much" Time for a nappy so put that blankie on me. Come on now follow my lead, Come on now follow my lead, Oooo. I’m in love with the shape of you Tommy’s daddy’s name is Stu And youknow I love Reptar too. And I’m a’scared of the potty. Last night you were in my room Now my teddy smells likes you And you cheer me up when I get a boo-boo. Will you be my new mommy? OOoooahhhahhOOhhhaahh Will you be my new mommy? OOoooahhhahhOOhhhaahh You’ll meet my best friend Tommy. OOoooahhhahhOOhhhaahh Will you be my new mommy? And I’ll keep you safe from clowns that wanna chase you (maybe) Cause I’m in love with the shape of you.

Doug's Real Life:

This is my real life? Three idiots telling me go to sleep?

This better be the imaginary. Your lines are gonna make me weep.

Squidward don't grab a gun, Gumball & Darwin your world sucks.

Call your parents & cry, cause you all failed the test.

that the reality of you losing? That one is real.

Fred Flintstone: Spit raw rhymes from the prehistoric time The original Caillou's here to bedrock the mic! Not unlike Spongebob's show, Dead Bart's intellect is limited I might be a caveman but it's you lot who are primitive I can rock n' roll; I'm an ace at bowling One joke and Bamm Bamm, I get the laughs rolling! Randy, your rhymes were weak like Bart's dad my friend Get lost and Yabba-Dabba-Don't cross me again!

Torture (Phineas and Ferb CREEPYPASTA):

Aw, just shut up! You don't even deserved any Jawbreakers!

The Revenge of Perry is back, so best get ready, motherfuckers!!

Screw 1999! I found Freddy Fazbear more horrific than the Krueger

I may be zombified, but it's time to leave your arms Lost unlike the Silver!

I don't even need to be on the wikia, just on the WattPad, bro!

You were such a mess, Bart, so get your ass back on a plane, yo!

Even the EXE from Sonic ain't gotta get shit on me!

Now you know what happens when you got fucked with the Agent P!

Courage the Cowardly Dog LOST EPISODE:

Whoa hell no, you didn't, Phineas! So, best admit it

This most Smile Dog is sure to get you all DISSED

I may had died, but now I am back, just to give you all HELL

So that you can't even believe in good or evil

BOW FOR THE WRATH OF COURAGE, otherwise you'll lose your soul

I can be loveable, but this time, I won't be nice at all

Best cover your ears because my verse about to go earbleeding loud

I'll leave you crappypastas burned to dust unlike my dear poor old Muriel

Polybius:

Oh, all of these tripping creepypastas are making me sick

Just like my game, I’ll chop you up into 8 bits

We got a guy without arms and a little masquerade

All of you will be doomed when you step in my arcade

I’ll break you like a rake, leave you all to your demise

I covered up the kids I killed with Secrets and Lies

I kick it old school, and I’m gonna be your teacher

I’m shaking down this battle, so get ready to have a seizure

Lost Silver: Edit

I'M DEAD! I want to live to spit this Curse at you!

Turn back now, or you'll be sent to your doom,

Cyndaquil says "HURRY!", 'cause this Ghost will be Unown,

I'll leave you in chains like the Pokemon I own!

The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of Lavender Town,

This is the battle of your life, the Run option's not allowed!

LEAVE! Or it'll be your soul that I pilfer,

In this battle of horror's, you'll take second place, Silver!

Lost Episodes:

Hi there! Names Sid. Welcome to my reality.

I'll scare you all like i did to all my friends!

There's nothing interresting with you, with all your death & rape,

Mess with me, and i'll cut you up like my tapes.

How can you dare to fight the original freak?

Sylvester stop being mad with me like Squidward!

God bless my father, for the reason for my obsession.

You can never beat me, i'm done with this shit...

Im done with this crap, time to unplug the set.

Axis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5: Edit

Be quiet Sid, I’ll have you pass out for real

Then I'll put your organs on sticks to have a good meal

Japan and Germany will drown you, since nobody wants to hear you scream

You’ll be deceased, you freaks will have a better blood scene

than Gir popping up in Invader Zim all the time, I’ll make you fall

Nobody ever wanted you to Axist in the slightest, not at all

I’ll be staring at the light better than Happy Appy’s stupid scene

Just like me, you’ll be cooked ‘cause your disses were just weak

Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour:

Judy Neutron:

Hello, Brazil. We're going to make an meal full of disses and--

*gets shot by Hugh Neutron*

Hugh Neutron:

Jimmy, your mom is dead. Let's settle this father and son

Jimmy Neutron:

Okay, daddy. I would like an pizza full of pepperoni and shit

So that each of those crappypastas will soon be left rejected

Hugh Neutron:

Now it is time to get these dumbasses "bonding"

'The pizza is coming and--'*got his head chopped* Oh shit.

Jimmy Neutron:

I should've warned him that the pizza is aggressive

But now, it's just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin

Mr. Pickles: Edit

Down dog! Or I’ll put you and Grandpa to rest! We’ll get this fetish party poppin, when I rip out your flesh I’ll make these bars Kinect if you wanna go and try me You like chomping dick, so why don’t you come and bite me I’ve seen better animation out of Foodfight So don’t think I’m scared, your bark's worse than your bite I’m a real beast, you’re the creation of a clown Shövenpucker up bitch, I’m your master for now!

Adventure Time: Catherine! Catherine!: Edit

What time is it? It’s time to kill you all

I’m gonna take your souls like how Zim is gonna take your dolls

Squidward, your story isn’t good, or should I say mathematical?

Bart, my rhymes will make you break, that you will fall

Rest in Peace, Max and Ruby, 1999 doesn’t scare me

Pirate Percy, you arrg dumb, just like Happy Appy

Shmowzow! This is how I’m gonna finish this off

You’ll be screaming Catherine! Catherine! once you’re fucked

Labby: Edit

Hi Finn… would you care to partake in this ritual? Of incantations, lyrical. Let me give you a visual I hear the voices; they say shock humor ain’t frightening Shows you’re like Cheeseman more than struck by lightning  F-follow the pack, Pickles, heed the message I’ll relay Or you’ll be stuck in my Shadow, like a dead child’s DNA Repent your sins and pay! There’s one remedy for your treachery Embrace this nightmare and let it be! Turned into Liquid Memories!

Escargoon's Distress:

Dedede will pay, but first that putty tat must be killed

Along with his nine lives, and these monsters from Hell

Soon, you'll end up like me, flying across the halls and stairs

Your injuries shall be brusing, and a dislocated arm

You're next for now on, Finn, so go to Kirby's Deadland

I may be removed from the wiki, but I'm still here, you fags!

I would rather get Tuff clearly than dissing your asses so bad

Because your only sentence unlike Mickey will soon be DEATH

Evil Otto:

I’ve been summoned to battle all these cheesy whining hacks

You sent chills down people's spines? I gave children heart attacks

You copypastas can’t scare me, I leave the bodies piling

Go ahead and throw your disses, I’ll just keep on smiling!

When I’m seen, even the toughest can’t help but faint!

I’m scarier than you pussies and I can be drawn in MS Paint!

Been making kids go Berzerk, these 43 pixels are lethal!

Game over, motherfuckers, you’ve met with the face of true evil!

Return to Sender:

Hello there, we got a package from this spitting mailman

That can mail mail to many nice people, 'cause I can

But what I'll be giving to these monsters, it's full of surprises

Once they open it, they'll be weeping until the sound rises

I'll static it up, then I'll be staring at this mail

It's a true fact that Angry Sylvester is a huge fail

Now let me say something that you'll be knowing a lot

Curiosity killed the cat, and Postman Pat killed the pastas

Doraemon Asesino:

I heard the noise of you dissing so terrible! Well, whatever

In my gadget pocket, it will be full of your darkest nightmares

Bringing more fear like BRVR, so don't ya get this kitty pissed

You'll end up like my citizen, decided to leave the cabin

With these same teeth from Smile Dog's, come inside the kitchen

I sure hope that you could never ever move for fear of panic

Hope you're ready for 8 hours of me, so best leave now

I FOUND YOU! I SHALL NEVER CALM THE FUCK DOOOOWWWWWNN!!!!!!!

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF CARTOONS!!!!

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