Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2 was going to be the 17th episode of Season 3 and the 50th episode overall. It was scrapped due to problems with the idea. Although it was deleted from SoundCloud, it was uploaded on YouTube by someone.
Justin Buckner as Squidward's Suicide
Mat4yo as Dead Bart
Justin Buckner as Spongebob's Bootleg
Matthew Thomas as Spongecry.avi
Matthew Thomas & Pinkie's Cupcakes as Max and Ruby 0004
Nathan Provost as Mr. Bear
Fel & Zack (CMRB) as The Grieving
Matthew Thomas, Anthony Perry, & Stofferex as Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episode
MaNCHA as Stick Stickly
Stofferex & Frenzy as Candle Cove
Frenzy as Happy Appy
VinnyO as Adventure Time! Catherine, Catherine
WoodenHornets as Gregory's Room
Zack (CMRB) as Bloody GIR
Stofferex as Fluttershy's Lullaby
Fel & B-Lo Lorbes as Dead Mung
HarryPotter2875 & Zack (CMRB) as Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon
Frenzy as Sweet Apple Massacre
Stofferex as Angry Sylvester
Justin Buckner, Zack (CMRB) & Frenzy as Ahh! Real Monsters: The Final Scare
That Creepy Reading as Lost Episodes
Zack (CMRB) as Timmy's Wish
(The verses that were written but never recorded is Dead Bart, 1999, Stick Stickly, , Axis, Dead Mung, Tom, Sylvester, Real Monsters. So they needed to be recorded by Matthew.
Let’s go Bart, Squidward is ready to shine
Me battling you twice will be a waste of my time
You’re not original, that’s why you’re not going first
Your creepypasta lacked scariness, it’s got to be the worst
When my title card comes on the screen, you know you're doomed
You can’t diss me, you’re just Homer’s body with your head glued
On, You’ll be scared once I show you the 5 dead kids again
I’m gonna blow you up with disses, like how I blow on my clarinet!
Screw your clarinet playing, read my story and you’ll go insane
You blow more notes than what you did to your brain
I’ll always be killin, you’ll be dead chillin, I’ll be the villain
You’ve never stop me Squidface, in the end you’re grilling
Like a Krabby Patty, don’t stare at me, why don’t you die quiet!
In the end of this, you'll end like the credits, dead silent
Your story caused fears? Well guess what, I don’t give a fuck
Don’t cry now Squidward, come on, GIVE ME A HUG
AHH! OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, your pasta sucks
Your family won't care when I blow your brains out and your guts
You wanna make fun of me killing myself, AHHH! I KNEW IT!
I dare you to leave this battle and never come back, JUST DO IT!
There’s no time for goodbye Bart, so I’ll just say hello
You’re even sick of self; that’s why your skin is so yellow
YOU COULD NEVER FEEL THE PAIN I DO, I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF
IT'S TIME TO DIE! See you again in hell….
Hell? HA! As if! When you blow your brains, I’ll celebrate
Cause it’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
I’m a true face of horror, don’t need stretches or blurrings
Your story is the most hated, while mine is still adoring
This little squid being scary? Now that’s just plain insane!
You think showing dead kids is okay? THIS SHIT AIN’T A FUCKING GAME!
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
Get ready Mr. Squid, cause it’s time to get violent!
I’m ready, I’m ready to kick you two shittypastas
I’ll pop like how I pop my bubbles to stop this drama
Frame by frame, you two are tame compared to the horrors I got, bitch
Squidward, you’ll be blood-shot in the face, with my rhymes that can twitch
You’ll be Dumped in the trash can where those teens found me
How can you beat this bootleg, I’m the real meaning of scary
I’ll make you all commit suicide with my staticy and buzzing rhymes
Now time to bring in the real horror, Spongecry.avi!
Oh, you gonna be scared? Then watch this scary .avi
Don’t be mean to me, you’ll make Spongebob Cry
Once you see my episode, it’ll leave your asses quivering!
When I’m done, you all will end up like Gary, dead and rotting!
I’ll rip you all up into chunks just like my red chair
It’s best you all run away now, or you’ll be in for a scare!
Squidward, stop with your stupid shit and just end your life already
Before I kill you all off, I just want you to know, this one timed action will be badly
Max & Ruby 0004
We’ll make you feel like your heart is in your throat once you see us
It’s such a shame that we need to kill you, so just hush
We made a little girl scream and almost made her heart give out
Tonight, we’ll show you what scary is all about
We’re gonna leave you dead like our mommy and daddy
Since all your creepypastas are just stupid tragedies
You're all gonna be tortured and deceased
You don’t think we’re scary? Well DEATH IS OUR ONLY RELEASE!
This bear is aware that I'm gonna scare these "bone chillers"
I'll take you to my cellar, and show you who’s the better killer
I’m gonna eat your souls on this episode of Soup and Spoon
My rap flow is like scissors, it’s very dangerous for you
My name is Mr. Bear, bringing more fear than Freddy
I’m coming down these basement stairs, you better be ready
I’m hiding in these woods in Canada, you’re gonna get scared
‘Cause 1999 is the year where you go off the air
Welcome to my Amazing World, hope you’re all in for a treat
We’ll be making you cry, once you taste your bloody defeats!
Cut out all your guts, and hang them on these trees
In the end, you’ll be found dead, just like Anais!
Max and Ruby, you were only made cause you were desperate for fame!
Suicidal, depression, you're all the same
Mr. Bear, you’re not scary, so why even bother?
YOU ALL WILL BE SHOT IN THE FACE JUST LIKE SARAH’S BROTHER!!!
Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episode
Once you see our episode, you’ll be the true chicken
I’ll eat your souls like it’s buttered toast, to make the audience sickened
We’ll swallow your heads like Johnny, beat your asses up like Jimmy
You'll be needing a dentist because it's about to get gory!
You dorks are gonna piss yourselves, when you step up to the Eds
Once you take a look at this episode, it'll lead you to your ends!
C’mon guys, let’s put an end to these creeps!
We’ll have you laying on Eddy’s floor, and let you have a good night sleep!
Adventure Time: Catherine! Catherine!: Edit
What time is it? It’s time to kill you all
I’m gonna take your souls like how Zim is gonna take your dolls
Squidward, your story isn’t good, or should I say mathematical?
Bart, my rhymes will make you break, that you will fall
Rest in Peace, Max and Ruby, 1999 doesn’t scare me
Spongebob, you arrg dumb, just like Dead Bart
Shmowzow! This is how I’m gonna finish this off
You’ll be screaming Catherine! Catherine! once you’re fucked
It’s Stick Stickly, ripping through this battle sickly, you pricks
Find my website? All you gotta do is click. I got lost episodes, you'll find 6
Hey kids, wanna play Hang stick? I'll make sure that your necks will get slit
The splinters will hurt, just for a minute, "The Winner is revealed", and you're not it
Do I gotta spell it out for you guys? When "Stick gets mad", you'll meet your demise
I've been tortured and beaten, See the X on my face? No smile, No nose, No sound, no eyes
No lie, I'll write it in bold, the segments unfold! And truth be told
With the blood on top, it's time for Stick to go. You got what you wanted. The winner is Candle Cove!
Better grab a candle, ‘cause your future is about to get dark
Come a little bit closer, I’ll grind your skin apart
You Eds aren’t ready for the type of show we’ll bring
How can you win, when the puppets are pulling the strings?
Spongebob, your bootleg is a Laughingstock, want this to stop?
I’ll slaughter you and the rest of these pastas, make the boat rock
We’re spitting killer disses that will make you all SCREAM
Coming out your screen, We’ll now forever haunt your dreams
That’s right kids! Appy’s coming back with a rerun
Let’s talk about a tragic event, c’mon it’ll be fun!
How about a 3 minute death stare to help you all relax?
When I’m done with my verse, you’ll ALL have sticks up your ass
How sad, a little apple can get the murders done more quickly
I’ll bring you all to my van, I’ll break you in half, Stickly
Once my show comes on, you won’t be able to change the channel
All of your networks called, your shows have been cancelled
I’m charging up, so make sure you run away and hide
I know when you’re lying to me, so prepare for shock attack
JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I DON’T WANT YOU TO COME BACK!!!
Hello, my name is Gregory, and welcome to my room
I’m just sitting here dissing these freaks, warning their dooms
It’s just the two of us having fun, helping kids with their gloom
Appy, you're more legit than Mr. Bear’s costume
I’ll throw you in the glorious flames of the fireplace
No one can hear you, no police, no parents
Please embrace me, I need love from above
Help me, please, I need it, gReGoRy NeEdS lOvE!!!
It’s time to get bloody, Gir is here to make you all hurt
I'm more useful than you pointless stories that look like dirt
Let's go on an easter egg hunt, you won't be able to find me
Bloody hell, I could find more scare from Stick Stickly
Don't even dare step to me, I'll eat you like a waffle
You're just disgraces that are just awful, Appy, your story is like a novel
How could you say you won, you were turkeys the whole time
You've met your doom, and you'll never ever survive
You better hush now, quiet now, once I put you to sleep
This GIR is nothing, you’ll be next to die as you weep
The Crusaders were just the beginning, you’ll soon see
With your piercing screams, you’ll be another gift from Rarity
I’m the element of kindness, so there’s no way I can hate
But come with me children, your death bed awaits
You’re too late, you’re as dead as the look in my eye
Sweet dreams for your eternal rest, Good Lulla-bye
Axis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5: Edit
Be quiet Fluttershy, I'll have you pass out for real
Then I'll put your organs on sticks to have a good meal
Be quiet Fluttershy, I'll have you pass out for real === Then I'll put your organs on sticks to have a good meal
Japan and Germany will drown you since nobody wants to hear you scream
You'll be deceased, you freaks will have a better blood scene
Than Gir popping in Invader Zim all the time, I'll make you fall
Nobody ever wanted you to Axist in the slightest, not at all
I'll be staring at the light, better than Happy Appy's stupid scene
Just like me, you'll be cooked, 'cause your disses were just weak
When it comes to lost episodes, every one of you is nothin’
If you dare try to diss me, I’ll throw your asses in the oven
You all are sons of burgers, I’d like to see you all scare me
I'll bake you and serve you on a dish, these fools will be yummy
All of you will be roasted like Mung, you’re next on my menu
Cooking Fluttershy, Gir, and Bloo in a bowl for some stew
I'll make you scream like an abused chipmunk, that's no surprise
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!
Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon
Time for some real horror, it’s Tom and Jerry
Are you bitches ready, ‘cause it’s about to get scary!
Take a step into the basement, where your corpses will be
We’re gonna get more violent, I’ll be laughing while you weep
We’ll have you Suffering at the end of this, leaving you a bunch of bruises
It's true that we'll stab your leg and throw you down the stairs, you're losing
I’ll stab you, then sell you, and I’ll do it all again
We’ve won this battle
DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT?
Sweet Apple Massacre:
Alright, that’s enough, time to show you bitches up
Me lose to you? (nope) you know you’re all “fucked”
Happy Appy, you’ll be bucked and squashed, no doubt
I’ll rape and slaughter you all, show you what fear is about
Rip out your eyes, so you won’t see your death “cumming”
You’re locked in this cellar, no where for you foals to start running
Nopony will ever know, I’ll make sure you stay silent
Now I can forever sit in my peace and quiet
Sylvester is here to abuse this horse, I'm sure
Time to tear down these lights, they don't look good for this verse
Don't make me angry, or I'll make this whole scene violent
You're gonna end up like the music of my episode, dead silent
I'll bang you like a guitar string, and the blood I will taste
I'll kick your ass to Hungarian, where the short takes place
Nobody reads your stories, this gory cat will make a mess
This episode ends now, and you won't be coming up next
Ahh Real Monsters: The Final Scare:
Alright everyone, I have a mission for you all
Make the best scare that will make the world want to bawl
We're filled with mallice, no one is more gory than us
Wait Oblina, why are you throwing me in front of this bus?
*krumm gets killed*
Oblina will make you o-bleeding, everyone will be seeing
Stop it! I don't wanna die! There's not a single reason!
Gromble, I've done it, I killed them all and brought fear
That was certainly the best scare that I have ever seen in years
I look fly in my green and white striped shirt, BITCH
Wait a second...*looks down at shirt* AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!
Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?
Gotta leave for college just like my original body actor
Now wait a sucky second, all of you are fast rapping
But I'm the OG jew fast rapper, so please stop crapping
Steve will sparta kick you down a notch, 'cause this is Blues Clues!
I bet you can't even handle an inch of my LONG PENIS YOU JEW
Sooo now it's time for my fast rap, I'm Steve Burns bitch
Gonna make you all Ben Drowned, and please suck my jewish clit
Oh wait I'm a male human being who does not have a vagina
You immigrated fucks, go back to jewish China
I'm a scientific wonder, I'm on Ellen, wait that's Steve Spangler
Go watch out for your Owner Bloo..... Imma hang him
Japan and Germany will drown you, since nobody wants to hear you scream
You’ll be deceased, you freaks will have a better blood scene
than Gir popping up in Invader Zim all the time, I’ll make you fall
Nobody ever wanted you to Axist in the slightest, not at all
I’ll be staring at the light better than Happy Appy’s stupid scene
Just like me, you’ll be cooked ‘cause your disses were just weak
Arthur: Lost Episode:
Shut up, you all! I'm trying to read!
These lines that I've written with the blood of my granny
You don't want to mess with me, I killed them all!
You'll scream like DW, you don't have any balls
to go up against this moose, I'll give you a bad bruise
I'll leave your dead bodies at the Sugar Bowl, you'll surely lose
I'll Buster these freaks, and it won't bother me
You all will end up like my Grandma, and I won't give you recovery!
I Can Fix This/Never, Never
You better run away now, I’m more scary than Red Mist
Fuck your asses up ‘til you're dead, with my own fists
We’ll beat you all up, we’re too disgusted to see your faces
C’mon Mordecai, it’s time we put these bitches in their places
You can’t fix this, you fucking moron! What is wrong with you all?
My rhymes will make everybody want to fal-*gets shot*
NOBODY SHOOTS MY BEST FRIEND! IF YOU DON’T LEAVE, I’LL HAVE YOU ALL SEVERED…..
If you think you all will win, the answer is Never, Never…..
Little Bear and The Big Red Book:
Hello there, it’s just me! Little Bear!
From what’s been done, I don’t think it’s right to stare
I’ll leave you dead in a grave, just like my animators mother
Making you commit suicide, and have you dead like Mung and Chowder!
Mordecai and Rigby, You can’t fix shit, this battle won’t last long
You pussies better be scared, when I start to sing my song!
My verse is almost done, so I’ll just give you some time to run
1,2,3… Ready or not, here I come!
It’s the queen that leaves even Pinkamena scared to death
Let’s see you try to clop after witnessing this JPEG!
Prepare to be kicked to the desktop, here comes Creepybloom
It won’t take five games to turn this loon into Happy Appy-juice!
My rhymes will buck you hard, haunt you Equestria Daily
You’ll be spammed and deleted cause The End is Neigh!
Torture (Phineas and Ferb CREEPYPASTA):
Aw, just shut up! You don't even deserved any Jawbreakers!
The Revenge of Perry is back, so best get ready, motherfuckers!!
Screw 1999! I found Freddy Fazbear more horrific than the Krueger
I may be zombified, but it's time to leave your arms Lost unlike the Silver!
I don't even need to be on the wikia, just on the WattPad, bro!
You were such a mess, Bart, so get your ass back on a plane, yo!
Even the EXE from Sonic ain't gotta get shit on me!
Now you know what happens when you got fucked with the Agent P!
p you safe from clowns that wanna chase you (maybe)↵Cause I’m in love with the shape of you.
The tub isnt the best place to find a snackie so the kitchen's where I go. (Mmmm) Me and my friends at the table drinking juice drinking fast and then we talk slow (Mmmm) You come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I'll give it a chance now Take my hand, stop, but Dummi Bears on the jukebox and then we start to dance. And now I'm singin' like Girl you know I want your love. Your love was handmade for a baby like me. Come on now follow my lead. I may be silly, don't mind me Said "Boy, let's not talk too much" Time for a nappy so put that blankie on me. Come on now follow my lead, Come on now follow my lead, Oooo. I’m in love with the shape of you Tommy’s daddy’s name is Stu And youknow I love Reptar too. And I’m a’scared of the potty. Last night you were in my room Now my teddy smells likes you And you cheer me up when I get a boo-boo. Will you be my new mommy? OOoooahhhahhOOhhhaahh Will you be my new mommy? OOoooahhhahhOOhhhaahh You’ll meet my best friend Tommy. OOoooahhhahhOOhhhaahh Will you be my new mommy? And I’ll keep you safe from clowns that wanna chase you (maybe) Cause I’m in love with the shape of you.
Return to Sender: Edit
Hello there, we got a package from this spitting mailman
That can mail mail to many nice people, 'cause I can
But what I'll be giving to these monsters, it's full of surprises
Once they open it, they'll be weeping until the sound rises
I'll static it up, then I'll be staring at this mail
It's a true fact that Angry Sylvester is a huge fail
Now let me say something that you'll be knowing a lot
Curiosity killed the cat, and Postman Pat killed the pastas
Hello, Pickles. We're going to make an meal full of disses and--
*gets shot by Hugh Neutron*
Jimmy, your mom is dead. Let's settle this father and son
Okay, daddy. I would like an pizza full of pepperoni and shit
So that each of those crappypastas will soon be left rejected
Now it is time to get these dumbasses "bonding"
'The pizza is coming and--'*got his head chopped* Oh shit.
I should've warned him that the pizza is aggressive
But now, it's just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin
You think you can win, but soon you'll see
That you'll each be in a coma, just like me!
Once you've gone Missing, No one will know, or even care!
Hope you're aware that I'm hunting you down, Mr. Bear
You're in for a shock, and I'm not talking about Pikachu!
You'll all be Buried Alive after I'm through!
Comin' at ya like a flock of Spearow!
By the end of this, all of you will be screaming, "OH DEAR, NO!!!!!!!!"
Hi Finn… would you care to partake in this ritual? Of incantations, lyrical. Let me give you a visual I hear the voices; they say shock humor ain’t frightening Shows you’re like Cheeseman more than struck by lightning F-follow the pack, Pickles, heed the message I’ll relay Or you’ll be stuck in my Shadow, like a dead child’s DNA Repent your sins and pay! There’s one remedy for your treachery Embrace this nightmare and let it be! Turned into Liquid Memories!
Let’s-a go bro! Go on ahead and open the file
This game has just begun, so you'll be here for a while
My story’s actually true, so that means I can take on you
The JPEG will make you have the chills when you’re crying in your room
This is the selfish way out, let your true king take this
When Yoshi takes over your life, you will never be truly missed
Welcome to the Yellow Switch Palace, you’ll never be free
So let’s play a game of hide and seek, TRY TO FIND ME!
I’ve been summoned to battle all these cheesy whining hacks
You sent chills down people's spines? I gave children heart attacks
You copypastas can’t scare me, I leave the bodies piling
Go ahead and throw your disses, I’ll just keep on smiling!
When I’m seen, even the toughest can’t help but faint!
I’m scarier than you pussies and I can be drawn in MS Paint!
Been making kids go Berzerk, these 43 pixels are lethal!
Game over, motherfuckers, you’ve met with the face of true evil!
Courage the Cowardly Dog LOST EPISODE:
Whoa hell no, you didn't, Otto! So, best admit it
This most Smile Dog is sure to get you all DISSED
I may had died, but now I am back, just to give you all HELL
So that you can't even believe in good or evil
BOW FOR THE WRATH OF COURAGE, otherwise you'll lose your soul
I can be loveable, but this time, I won't be nice at all
Best cover your ears because my verse about to go earbleeding loud
I'll leave you crappypastas burned to dust unlike my dear poor old Muriel
Doug's Real Life:
This is my real life? Three idiots telling me go to sleep?
This better be the imaginary. Your lines are gonna make me weep.
Squidward don't grab gun, Gumball & Darwin your world sucks.
Call your parents & cry, cause you all failed the test.
that the reality of you losing? That one is real.
The Number One killer doll is here, let me tell you a tale
How I beat all of you creepy wannabe fails
Can you feel the sunshine? Because I’ll stab you where it doesn’t
I’ll be piling all of your bodies, dozen by the dozen
You can try to unlock me, but none of you will get far
My telekinetic abilities will attack once you play Sonic R
I’d love to stay and play, but I need more kids to meet me
Let me bring in the second player, Sonic.exe
This is the end, little fakers, yes, it ends today
And now I'm gonna kick your ass the evil hedgehog way
You can't escape, can't get away, you little Jack Baybays
I'm gonna laugh at you and scare you away
My eyes bleed red but you're all gonna be dead
Cause when I catch up to you, I'm gonna rip off your heads
All your stories are flawed, all flagged for fraud
One more thing... I AM GOD!
You lowlife crappypastas,little tiny,retarted, freaks!
You'll be on the news with Vicky! And there won't be any pathos!
I'm the better version of Squidward, with n intern watching a character give himself the axe
I don't care if Wanda found me out, i still got bloody message through.
This is no prank, you'll get cut off & no one will call the police.
Now i wish you all would just get out off this!
WHO WAS PHONE?:
Who was I? Well, I was mother freaking phone
Will you shut the crap up? I am mad at your tone
You're all Jeff rip-offs, so you can suck my Slender dick
Herobrine, I'll kick you out like it was a Sparta kick
Who was phone, coming in fast
You'll need a cast like DarkLink's ass
Talk about being God your economy is high
You and Tails Doll are gay mates who need high fives
Drop dead, because you suck If you dislike this battle, I dont give a duck
Yo, MARIO, your nipples are ice cream cones Wait a second. Wait, WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!
Dedede will pay, but first that putty tat must be killed
Along with his nine lives, and these monsters from Hell
Soon, you'll end up like me, flying across the halls and stairs
Your injuries shall be brusing, and a dislocated arm
You're next for now on, Big Mac, so go to Kirby's Deadland
I may be removed from the wiki, but I'm still here, you fags!
I would rather get Tuff clearly than dissing your asses so bad
Because your only sentence unlike Dead Bart will soon be DEATH
Hi there! Names Sid. Welcome to my reality.
I'll scare you all like i did to all my friends!
There's nothing interresting with you, with all your death & rape,
Mess with me, and i'll cut you up like my tapes.
How can you dare to fight the original freak?
Sylvester stop being mad with me like Squidward!
God bless my father, for the reason for my obsession.
You can never beat me, i'm done with this shit...
I'm done with this crap, time to unplug the set.
None of you can stop me for it is I who inHABITS this sanctuary
CanYouSeeTheWords on what I’m writing? Cause it’s about to get scary!
I possess people turning them into the world’s greatest killers and villains
You’re just restless skeletons messing with the Happy Puppet children!
I’ve driven EverymanHYBRID mad with Slender Man on my side
I AM MANKIND'S BAD HABIT, YOU ALL HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE!
In my gadget pocket, it will be full of your darkest nightmares
Bringing more fear like BRVR, so don't ya get this kitty pissed
You'll end up like my citizen, decided to leave the cabin
With these same teeth from Smile Dog's, come inside the kitchen
I sure hope that you could never ever move for fear of panic
Hope you're ready for 8 hours of me, so best leave now
I FOUND YOU! I SHALL NEVER CALM THE FUCK DOOOOWWWWWNN!!!!!!!
EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF CARTOONS!!!!