Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart
is the 20th episode of
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons
, and the fifth episode of
. It was released to
on September 29, 2013, and
the next day.
Cast and credits Edit
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears!
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose,
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes!
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed,
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet!
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded!
Squidward's Suicide:  Edit
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch!
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame.
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying,
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it,
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it!
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!
Squidward's Suicide:  Edit
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing!
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on.
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!
Ready for round two? (
Hehehe), let's go!
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes!
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting,
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening!
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style,
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle!
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed,
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD!
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed,
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread!
I'm the Tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be damned,
You unlocked me friend, and I'm coming back again!
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick,
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick!
I'll be pushing these faggots, with my plushy penetration,
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination.
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord,
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword.
Knuckles, and Sonic R, dead by now,
What you can do to make me calm, is fucking bow!
Two stupid cartoons, with a little change.
Like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face!
And one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha!
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah!
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues? Or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased,
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased!
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile,
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files!
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead,
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children!
Pinkamena (Cupcakes):  Edit
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day!
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile,
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile.
Sonic.exe, you are too slow,
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow.
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry,
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!
You think you're scary shit? You're taking it a step too far,
For you can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR!
I'll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same Hell,
that I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what,
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood!
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us,
Even if it means I'm staying here alone...in the darkness!
Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you,
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO!
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You wouldn't even dare to like. it!
Get ready to be trapped, I am Poniko's true form,
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more.
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is UBOA!
Hello Neighbor! how are you? i am really fine,
i got a letter saying it's time to for you to die.
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned,
from all the villagers that i have ever meet.
I'm the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs,
I will bury you all, if you will just stop.
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now,
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town!
Suicidemouse.avi:  Edit
Hello everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse,
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert,
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards!
Sonic.EXE and Tails Doll are gay mates,
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes.
BRVR and Uboa, what a fucking joke,
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!
Wanna play with me? It’ll be a killer time!
I’ll tear out your heart as I watch you slowly die
And with my green eye I can see you won’t spit a rhyme
Because it takes you ages to even come up with a line!
You’re a proxy, just another slave to Slenderman
While I killed on my own and always had a plan
Forget that car accident, your whole existence is a wreck
How funny,they called you Ticci because of your tourettes
Chuck E's Special:  Edit Hehehehe....
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD MOUSE!
Found you, Chuck E! Wait, what's with those pastas?
Well, guess they'll get hung up like I've hung up Cynthia
The wrath of Angelica shall soon be making this battle perfect
Just like my friends, your victory is just imagination
I'm never alone with Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, & Lil
This is just all in my head, none of those babies were real...
But now that they're dead, only I get to be living, yes.
My verse is now perfect, and so this girl got her revenge
The image gallery for the episode "
Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart" may be viewed here.
The YouTube version is different than the SoundCloud, adding more audio clips to the background.
This is the first battle to give more production credits in the description, such as writing and subtitles.
This battle went through a few casting changes. There were four different photos on ERBOC's Facebook that showed a cast list for this battle, as well as who was finished recording for the battle. The first cast list said that Nathan Provost, DrawingGirl4, and DarkLink4749, would be the voices Dead Bart, Cupcakes, and Uboa respectively. The second and third lists said that Froggy would be the voice of Uboa. The second list also had a question mark next to Cupcakes, but the third and fourth ones had Katie's name next to Cupcakes. The fourth and final cast list had B-Lo as Uboa, though Nathan's name was still next to Dead Bart, and he was the only one who hadn't recorded while everyone else had finished recording. Matthew even said on the post, "OK NATHAN, YOU NEED TO RECORD NOW!". Apparently, Nathan was taking too long to record for Dead Bart, and this resulted in Mat4yo taking his place.