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Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart is the 20th episode of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons, and the fifth episode of season 2. It was released to SoundCloud on September 29, 2013, and YouTube the next day.


VideoGameRapBattles as Squidward's Suicide
Mat4yo as Dead Bart
Adam Randles as Sonic.EXE
MCGamingFtW as Tails Doll
RLYoshi as Happy Appy
Katie Glasco as Cupcakes
Justin Buckner as BRVR
B-Lo Lorbes as Uboa
Matthew Thomas as The Villager
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Written by Matthew Thomas, Justin Buckner, Adam Randles, MCGamingFTW, and Mat4yo
Backgrounds by Matthew Thomas
Subtitles by Justin Buckner



Dead Bart:
You're dead, squid, like your music career
I guess you can't hear you suck, 'cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
Is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet (Hehehe!)
You can't come back, because you're already dead
And in the end, I'll leave your Easter Island head beheaded

Squidward's Suicide:
I wanna practice for my concert than challenge a brat for a brawl
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse
With the stretching and blurring, it looks deformed
I committed suicide 'cause I can't stand your shit
And Homer made a joke that he doesn't care about you, bitch
The drawing hyper-realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?

Dead Bart:
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning ain't your clarinet but you still blew it (Hehehe!)
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

Squidward's Suicide:
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten BULLSHIT!
And the dead dates were the same as the episode said it!

Ready for round two? Hehehe, let's go
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes!
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD!

Tails Doll:
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
I'm the Tails Doll, and Sonic.EXE you will be damned
You unlocked me my friend, and I'm coming back again
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick!
I'll be pushing these faggots with my plushy penetration
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword
Knuckles and Sonic "R" dead by now
What you can do to make me calm is fucking bow
Two stupid cartoons with a little change
Like hollow eyelids or bites out of their face
And one stupid hedgehog from a not scary game, ha!
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah

Ugh... it's so dark in here... Ugh... wait... ugh... Huh? I hear something... what was that? Hello? Is anyone there? What is that? Oh my god, no... oh no, no, NOOOO!

Happy Appy:
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues, or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files!
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children

This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts 'cause yours are vile (Hahaha!)
Sonic.EXE, you are too slow
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!


You think you're scary shit? You're taking a step too far
You can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR
I'll tear your precious souls and simulate the same Hell
That I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what
It makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
Even if it means I'm staying here alone, IN THE DARKNESS!

Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO!
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You won't even dare to like it
Get ready to be trapped, I'm Poniko's true form
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is Uboa!

The Villager:
Wait a second!
Hello, neighbor! How are you? I'm really fine,
I got a letter saying it's time to for you to die!
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be clean
From all the villagers that I have ever meet
I'm the Animal Crosser, you all are just ripoffs
I will bury you all, if you will just stop!
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now
You all better evacuate cause the Villager came to town!

Hello everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
S.EXE and Tails Doll are gay mates
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes!
BRVR and Uboa, what a fucking joke
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!



Who Won?

The poll was created at 10:44 on October 17, 2013, and so far 137 people voted.


S2E5 ERBOC title card
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  • The YouTube version is different than the SoundCloud, adding more audio clips to the background.
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