Squidward's Suicide is the one of the rappers who appeared in Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Played by VideoGameRapBattles, Squidward is the main character of the creepypasta Squidward's Suicide.
Squidward’s Suicide is a creepypasta story about the character Squidward from the Nickelodeon animated television show Spongebob Squarepants. At a concert, Squidward performs a song on his clarinet, but is booed off the stage. Back at home, he commits suicide.
Squidward's Suicide vs Dead BartEdit
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!
Squidward's Suicide VS Dead Bart 2Edit
Let’s go Bart, Squidward is ready to shine
Me battling you twice will be a waste of my time You’re not original, that’s why you’re not going first Your creepypasta lacked scariness, it’s got to be the worst When my title card comes on the screen, you know you're doomed You can’t diss me, you’re just Homer’s body with your head glued On, You’ll be scared once I show you the 5 dead kids again I’m gonna blow you up with disses, like how I blow on my clarinet!
AHH! OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, your pasta sucks
Your family won't care when I blow your brains out and your guts You wanna make fun of me killing myself, AHHH! I KNEW IT! I dare you to leave this battle and never come back, JUST DO IT! There’s no time for goodbye Bart, so I’ll just say hello You’re even sick of self; that’s why your skin is so yellow YOU COULD NEVER FEEL THE PAIN I DO, I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IT'S TIME TO DIE! See you again in hell….
Squidward's Suicide VS Dead Bart 3Edit
Oh, hi there, DB! It's GUN to meet you! Oh wait, it's the third time that I have seen you God, this matchup makes me feel suicidal I'd rather get run over by a fucking motorcycle Don't you dare fight, fool, I'm stronger than leather heck, these Skype and Discord chats can tell that I'm better You Can't stop me, Mickey can't either, so I won't be so crying JK BITCH! Now I'll be totally dying!
Fuck, I KNEW IT, now I'll go and SHOOT IT
You'll see right THROUGH IT, and you'll be SPLOOGING No need to say BYE BYE, so I'll say HI HI Because you'll just come out as BIYIYI Isn't that sad how your PASTA SUCKS?! Isn't that gross how you EAT YOUR OWN GUTS?! I'M COMMITING SUIDICE NOW, SO DON'T BE HATING IT'S TIME TO DIE! *shoots himself* What's up Satan?