Squidward's Suicide Title Card

The Squidward's Suicide title card as it appears in "Squidward's Suicide".

Squidward s suicide by stofferex

A drawing made by Stofferex

Squidward's Suicide is the one of the rappers who appeared in Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Played by VideoGameRapBattles, Squidward is the main character of the creepypasta Squidward's Suicide.


Squidward’s Suicide is a creepypasta story about the character Squidward from the Nickelodeon animated television show Spongebob Squarepants. At a concert, Squidward performs a song on his clarinet, but is booed off the stage. Back at home, he commits suicide.


Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3


Squidward's Suicide vs Dead BartEdit

Verse 1

I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,

I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.

Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,

With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.

I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,

And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch

The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame

Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!

Verse 2

Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,

And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing

When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,

You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.

Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"

The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on

The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,

And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

Squidward's Suicide VS Dead Bart 2Edit

Verse 2

Let’s go Bart, Squidward is ready to shine

Me battling you twice will be a waste of my time
You’re not original, that’s why you’re not going first
Your creepypasta lacked scariness, it’s got to be the worst
When my title card comes on the screen, you know you're doomed
You can’t diss me, you’re just Homer’s body with your head glued
On, You’ll be scared once I show you the 5 dead kids again
I’m gonna blow you up with disses, like how I blow on my clarinet! 

Verse 2

AHH! OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, your pasta sucks

Your family won't care when I blow your brains out and your guts
You wanna make fun of me killing myself, AHHH! I KNEW IT!
I dare you to leave this battle and never come back, JUST DO IT!
There’s no time for goodbye Bart, so I’ll just say hello
You’re even sick of self; that’s why your skin is so yellow
IT'S TIME TO DIE! See you again in hell…. 

Squidward's Suicide VS Dead Bart 3Edit

Verse 1

Oh, hi there, DB! It's GUN to meet you!
Oh wait, it's the third time that I have seen you
God, this matchup makes me feel suicidal
I'd rather get run over by a fucking motorcycle
Don't you dare fight, fool, I'm stronger than leather
heck, these Skype and Discord chats can tell that I'm better
You Can't stop me, Mickey can't either, so I won't be so crying
JK BITCH! Now I'll be totally dying!

Verse 2

Fuck, I KNEW IT, now I'll go and SHOOT IT

You'll see right THROUGH IT, and you'll be SPLOOGING
No need to say BYE BYE, so I'll say HI HI
Because you'll just come out as BIYIYI
Isn't that sad how your PASTA SUCKS?!
Isn't that gross how you EAT YOUR OWN GUTS?!
IT'S TIME TO DIE! *shoots himself* What's up Satan?
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