Ladies and gentlefish! We present you The Neptunes,
Your show isn't considered to be a fucking cartoon.
You can't solve a mystery, but i get them all checked,
You get no stupid clues? Well I get no respect.
I solved 16 mysteries and I'm a fucking shark,
Let's see you try to solve clues in the dark.
Stop eating fucking Scooby snacks, it gets you out of luck,
Your partner is a dog? Wowee-wow-wow! You suck!
Zoinks! Like, wow, I'm battling a dolphin,
By the end of this battle, you'll be landing in a coffin.
Get out of here whale! You shouldn't be with humans,
My show is classic, but yours, it's stupid.