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Rocket Dog vs Brian Griffin
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Battle information
Release date August 16, 2013
Number 18
Length 2:17
Timeline
Previous Casper vs Danny Phantom
Next Big Macintosh vs Applejack
Other information
Actors WoodenHornets
VideoGameRapBattles
Rappers Rocket Dog
Brian Griffin
Video
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Rocket Dog vs Brian Griffin is the eighteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the third installment of Season 2. It was released on August 16, 2013. It features childish pup, Rocket Dog, rapping against matured dog, Brian Griffin.

CastEdit

WoodenHornets as Rocket Dog
VideoGameRapBattles as Brian Griffin

LyricsEdit

Rocket Dog:
Here's a clash between a rocket and a dog, I'll blast off
All you do is drink beer and hump things that aren't dogs!
You are friends with a baby? Talk about a child molestor
And your best friend is a creepy fat version of Uncle Fester
Dissing you in this battle is the reason I'm having a blast
and I don't mean to brag, but I can fly while you rub your ass
What's the matter Brian Griffin, did my rhymes get you pissing
on the carpet like you did when you fell in love with Lois Griffin!

Brian Griffin:
I can hump legs as fast as I can get a dry martini
I'm an actual lovable dog, try and fight this, little weenie
Blasting off with your farts? Could you be even more childish?
I mean, kid, you look more slow than a down-syndromed fish
MY best friend is actually smart, does yours live on the streets?
I can do more tricks than you and I don't even need a treat
So before you come into a battle with an actual intellectual
Rocket Dog, you're just a pussy who's owners homosexual

Rocket Dog:
Rocket Power turning on, I'll send you to a grave with flowers
I'll be finished in this hour, so it's time to get devoured
Why can't you be a real dog instead of dating humans, sour puss
Why do you have to be a piss-ant when you're afraid to piss on the bush?
I can rocket away, and blast my victory too
You're boring, your voice actor uses his normal voice to voice you
How is my best friend homosexual, your friend Stewie's the biggest fag!
I'll admit, You were funny until you become a liberal douchebag!

Brian Griffin:
You ain't cool like cool whip, you are just whip,
you'll be surrendering, and saving private brian bitch.
I'm on the road to kick your ass, just in time,
I would win this battle and i don't need to rhyme.
Read all of my books and you'll like me,
even Wish it, Want it, Do it cause i wish to kill you rocket doggy.
I might get drunk all the time but at least i'm not a murder,
welcome to the House of Pain you furry motherfucker.

PollEdit

Who Won?
 
1
 
17
 

The poll was created at 14:16 on October 24, 2014, and so far 18 people voted.

KaraokeEdit

Coming Soon!

NavigationEdit

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