Let’s go! My name is Rigby,
Gonna beat you, can’t you see?
Your master Twilight is a little bitch,
I will beat you all day in a game of punchies.
You’re a baby Godzilla, while I’m a coonie,
I smell like Dude Time, and you smell like pee.
I will send you to the moon with a bunch of baby duckies,
I‘m gonna win like an owl, Twilight disses you directly.
Eat on this, Rigby. You're indeed a horrible person!
I'm a Dragon, you're a fag, so I'll teach you a lesson!
I spit fire like my rhymes, you need to join eHarmony!
Because let's face it, you're too gay for Eileen.
I’ll rap rig juice around this retard, no problem.
You're a bitchy raccoon without a high school diploma!
You’re name is worse than Flutterguy and Hairity,
I have a poison name for you, it is “Shitty”
STOP TALKING!!! You're a disturbed little prick!
I work at a park, you're just a ponies assistant!
I invented Rig-juice, you suck Rarity juice!
Get away, and eat your fucking jewels!
Your Twilight got pwned by my friend, Mordecai.
You dont belong with adults, so just go home and cry!
Take your awful rhymes and shove em up your ass.
Make yourself useful and put some cheese curls in my trash!
Spike, take this down now to let us both win,
against these two idiot stoners who will die with a grin.
Mordecai, take your midget friend and get out of here
Hamboning is a thing that’s super queer
Don’t yeayuh me, turn around and go,
The reason me and spike will win is your rap style blows.
You are not Eggscellent, you can’t even beat a game,
Your stupid Hamboning won’t get you the fame.