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Rigby vs Spike
Battle information
Release date June 7, 2013
Number 14
Length 2:04
Previous Randy Cunningham vs Kick Buttowski
Next Powerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Zach Schroeder
Rappers Rigby
Spike the Dragon
Twilight Sparkle
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Rigby vs Spike is the fourteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fourteenth installment of Season 1. It was released on June 7, 2013. It features rude raccoon, Rigby, rapping against smart alex dragon, Spike the Dragon.


Matthew Thomas as Rigby
Zach Schroeder as Spike the Dragon
DrawingGirl4 as Twilight Sparkle


Let’s go! My name is Rigby,
Gonna beat you, can’t you see?
Your master Twilight is a little bitch,
I will beat you all day in a game of punchies.
You’re a baby Godzilla, while I’m a coonie,
I smell like Dude Time, and you smell like pee.
I will send you to the moon with a bunch of baby duckies,
I‘m gonna win like an owl, Twilight disses you directly.

Eat on this, Rigby. You're indeed a horrible person!
I'm a Dragon, you're a fag, so I'll teach you a lesson!
I spit fire like my rhymes, you need to join eHarmony!
Because let's face it, you're too gay for Eileen.
I’ll rap rig juice around this retard, no problem.
You're a bitchy raccoon without a high school diploma!
You’re name is worse than Flutterguy and Hairity,
I have a poison name for you, it is “Shitty”

STOP TALKING!!! You're a disturbed little prick!
I work at a park, you're just a ponies assistant!
I invented Rig-juice, you suck Rarity juice!
Get away, and eat your fucking jewels!
Your Twilight got pwned by my friend, Mordecai.
You dont belong with adults, so just go home and cry!
Take your awful rhymes and shove em up your ass.
Make yourself useful and put some cheese curls in my trash!

Spike, take this down now to let us both win,
against these two idiot stoners who will die with a grin.
Mordecai, take your midget friend and get out of here
Hamboning is a thing that’s super queer
Don’t yeayuh me, turn around and go,
The reason me and spike will win is your rap style blows.
You are not Eggscellent, you can’t even beat a game,
Your stupid Hamboning won’t get you the fame.


Who Won?

The poll was created at 20:45 on October 23, 2014, and so far 48 people voted.



Coming Soon!


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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