Spike vs Rigby. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1

Spike vs Rigby. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1.

Rigby vs Spike
Battle information
Release date June 7, 2013
Number 14
Length 2:04
Previous Randy Cunningham vs Kick Buttowski
Next Powerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders (Season 1 finale)
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Zach Schroeder
Rappers Rigby
Twilight Sparkle
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Rigby vs Spike is the fourteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fourteenth installment of Season 1. It was released on June 7, 2013. It features rude raccoon, Rigby, rapping against smart alex dragon, Spike.


Matthew Thomas as Rigby
Zach Schroeder as Spike
DrawingGirl4 as Twilight Sparkle


Let’s go! My name is Rigby,
Gonna beat you, can’t you see?
Your master Twilight is a little bitch,
I will beat you all day in a game of punchies.
You’re a baby Godzilla, while I’m a coonie,
I smell like Dude Time, and you smell like pee.
I will send you to the moon with a bunch of baby duckies,
I‘m gonna win like an owl, Twilight disses you directly.

Eat on this, Rigby. You're indeed a horrible person!
I'm a Dragon, you're a fag, so I'll teach you a lesson!
I spit fire like my rhymes, you need to join eHarmony!
Because let's face it, you're too gay for Eileen.
I’ll rap rig juice around this retard, no problem.
You're a bitchy raccoon without a high school diploma!
You’re name is worse than Flutterguy and Hairity,
I have a poison name for you, it is “Shitty”

STOP TALKING!!! You're a disturbed little prick!
I work at a park, you're just a ponies assistant!
I invented Rig-juice, you suck Rarity juice!
Get away, and eat your fucking jewels!
Your Twilight got pwned by my friend, Mordecai.
You dont belong with adults, so just go home and cry!
Take your awful rhymes and shove em up your ass.
Make yourself useful and put some cheese curls in my trash!

Spike, take this down now to let us both win,
against these two idiot stoners who will die with a grin.
Mordecai, take your midget friend and get out of here
Hamboning is a thing that’s super queer
Don’t yeayuh me, turn around and go,
The reason me and spike will win is your rap style blows.
You are not Eggscellent, you can’t even beat a game,
Your stupid Hamboning won’t get you the fame.


Who Won?

The poll was created at 20:45 on October 23, 2014, and so far 57 people voted.



Coming Soon!


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