You think you're all popular you jaundiced spastic?
All you're really known for is being a sarcastic bastard
Your show is awful! I'm sorry, I thought this was Ameri-CAHHH
Your below average intelligence is the only thing hysteri-CAHHH
You Play-Doh fatso, you shoulda just stayed at home!
20 f*cking seasons and still your show blows!
Long live the fat pig, I think everyone's had enough
Oh, by the way, Marge enjoyed sucking my doughnuts!
You should know it takes big balls to come and step to me,
You tried your best and disappointingly failed miserably!
Stop blockbusting off to some B-Class porn
Probably starring a knock-off version of Lorde! (OOOH!)
I'll be making history and be remembered in fables
Meanwhile you're taking tips from "Am I Disabled?"
Hold on, I'm busy kicking your ass. You'll have to speak up!
You're a horrific father! Now I'm off to grab a duff
Let the real king of cartoons come and show you how to make a diss
Your rhymes are more crappy than how South Park's animation is (hehehe)
Take a tip; I'm obviously the best cartoon dad,
And you all of you should run away faster than a cutaway gag! (hehehe)
Making fat stacks, power planting fat raps!
Baldy, I bet you have more hair on your shriveled yellow sack
Ehhh, I've been more impressed by Meg than you two
Even Hank Hill can agree that I'm the top toon! (hehehe)
God dang it Peter, you just had to go and mess with me!
I'm Hank Hill, sell propane and propane accessories
Now you listen to me mister, no damn way I'm scared
'Cause like how I grill my stakes, I spit disses medium rare
You're a LOSER Randy! All you do is sit and whine
Prime time rhymes that'll hit y'all bellow the belt line!
Serving an ass beating, better not ask for a refill
None of you could top this King of the Hill! (Eeyup)
Spit raw rhymes from the prehistoric time
The original Family Guy's here to bedrock the mic!
Not unlike Hank's show, Homer's intellect is limited
I might be a caveman but it's you lot who are primitive
I can rock n' roll; I'm an ace at bowling
One joke and Bamm Bamm, I get the laughs rolling!
Randy, your rhymes were weak like Homer's dad my friend
Get lost and Yabba-Dabba-Don't cross me again!