I'm the Princess of the Candy Castle!
My life is a dream, your life is just a hassle!
I'm the gummiest one, and the cutiest one,
And the one that makes it so now, Who Won?
You let your favorite student become a princess, are you that dumb?
You're a skunk, ? so shut the hell up!
I'm an animal princess, so kiss my fucking bubble ass,
Your piece of shit ? ballsack!
The Mane Six and me will kick your bubble butt
You never kissed Finn, you were too busy smoking a blunt!
I'm the famous of them all, you're acting like a fooler Twilight Sparkle:
Dear Princess Celestia, you are 20% cooler! Princess Celestia:
Guess what, I'm sending you a letter that says "Become a real queen"
? hasn't been seen
Remember this, gumball, because I'm gonna make you learn
If you kiss a little boy, then you are a child molester!
Don't talk to the princess like that, it's Adventure Time! Jake:
We're gonna kick your ass and we're gonna be liked! Finn:
Shimowzow! It's time to do something we've never done before, Peppermint Butler:
Yes sir? Finn:
Arrest these whores!
I'm the Moon, she's the sun, what kind of princess are you?
Are you Diabetes Princess, because you be looking like a fool!
I'm as dark as the night, and as dark as my soul,
? I burned your cinamon roll!