Come on girls, let’s try to win this rap,
so we can get our cutie marks Scootaloo:
I’m okay with that. Sweetie Belle:
You were made by a fail, which means you will lose, Scootaloo:
In fact, Rainbow Dash is 20 percent cooler than you. Applebloom:
We have nutritious, delicious apples you have sickened, Scootaloo:
And at the end of this, we’ll see who’s now the chicken.
We are three little ponies, ready to sing for this crowd,
Listen up, I'm gonna sing VERY LOUD!
Me, Bubbles, and Buttercup, Buttercup:
We are the three to make the girls of powerpuff.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice, Bubbles:
Plus a boom box cause we are gonna win tonight. Blossom:
In the city of townsville, we’ll throw your heads on the ground, Buttercup:
You think you will win? Well, listen to this sound. Bubbles:
Don’t sing for this crowd, there’s no body even here, Blossum:
WE RULE! Go away and drink your piss cider.
Come at me you fucking bitches, at the end, you’ll be ditching,
Babs Seed leaving you some stitches, on your face you little shit.
I don’t care what you say but you want some fucking more?
Rapping against you girls is a mother fucking chore.
Ed, Edd n Eddy ready to kick your ass, Edd:
We are the winners, so please just stop your sass. Ed:
Pet the Chicken, you’ll be sickened, just run like the dickens,
I’ll be kicking, you’re like shitting prune juice that’s been thicken. Eddy:
You’re like a jawbreaker that’s been clogged in a fucking toilet, Edd:
You won’t get your cutie marks, looks like I have spoiled it. Ed:
The only thing sweeter than all of you is buttered toast, Eddy:
That’s it we won, fucking case closed.
We’re the warner brothers and we’ve warned you, Wakko:
We are back in style to make you ungoofed. Dot:
Cutie Mark Crusaders, where do we begin? Yakko:
You fail at getting your marks like how you fail at living. Wakko:
And you powerpuffers, get ready to be pwned,
Just like Mojo Jojo, Dot:
your brain will go. Yakko:
Ed Edd n Eddy? More like rip off of Three Stooges Dot:
We would let you win, but that would totally ruin it!
Pikachu! In your ass with a blast from the past, Brock:
All of you people are the reason why my eyes are closed you asses. Misty:
All of you people look like blue waffle mixed with a mudkip, Brock:
I’ll throw in the flames of Charizard and I’ll be cussing. Ash:
Suck my pokeflute and kiss my pokeballs, Misty:
Don’t even melt our hearts, just trip like Gravity Falls. Brock:
Pokemon, gotta catch ‘em all, this is reality Ash:
Stop, we are the winners of the Season 1 finale!
We will Fish your Hooks, now go and get a yob, Oscar:
You’re not invited to the Fish Sleepover Party you hog. Bea:
We are gonna win so just go ahead and die, Oscar:
We will rip your ass like Jaws took down the boats tonight. Bea:
One person here is an orphan, another doesn’t have a dad, Oscar:
We will win every day, that’ll make all of you mad. Milo:
We had more fun than rap battling against a pile of poop Oscar:
This is the end, we’ll see you in ERBOC Season 2!