Oishi Kawaii (oy-she ka-wa-ee) is the main protagonist of Oishi High School Battle. She takes demon-slaying after her father, who was fired from the job. Oishi tries to defend the world against many demons that inhabit Earth all the while trying to survive High School. Oishi was born in January 1 1996.
Chris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiEdit
I will slay you like how i slay my demons,
You may look good but you smell like balls and pizza.
Noodles will eat you and turn you into a marshmellow,
At the end of this battle, you will get super pwned.
You're not the bravest warrior, you're like a homosexual,
I need to know are you and Dan together?
I'm every single fat person's dream come true, Adventure Time called,
they want their creator back dude.
I'll put you're blood on the dancefloor so shut the hell up,
I'll step on you're catbug to make it really numb.
Oishi High School Battle, get that right dick!
Now go and cry you little pussy bitch!