Oh fuck no, I have to go through this piece of shit again,
Even worse, you are a ruler, and that’ll be a sin.
You now have wings, looks like I have cut your wings off too,
and turn you into burger meat you miserable pile of splooge.
I’m Mordecai, you will die, you brainwash guys,
for them to buy, stupid shit that's super hard to find. Celestia made you a princess because she was doing cocaine,
Forgetting Lesson Zero makes you fucking insane.
I will rip off your horn and shove it up your Cranky Doodle Donkey,
It’s not Ponyville, it’s the world of cunty.
Good news for me, you will be fucking disappointed,
me and Margaret kissed, now we are in a relationship.
I am the champion, you are a fucking failure,
You are not a hero, I saved Eileen from the Death Bear.
Princess Twilight Sparkle, your rhymes are fucking sour,
Now get down on your knees, and suck The Power!
Dear Princess Celestia, tell this bird to piss off,
This person is cheaper than a cupcake shop.
I don’t even get why people ship us, are they stupid?
Oh well, at least I have wings like a valentines day cupid.
Me and Shining Armor won part 1, so I’ll win part 2,
Hell, even Derpy Hooves is more stupider than you.
What’s the matter diaper boy, you wanna ca-caw on Margaret?
Dude Time on you, it makes me puking.
You couldn’t even get a handshake from Margaret’s dad,
He made you wear a yellow speedo, and that was really bad.
You’re in a relationship with Margaret? How much did you pay her?
I’m a princess, what are you? A prune purse.
Are you even considered a badass? Cause you are really not,
You think you’re really cool cause you’re smoking pot?
i did this in round 1, well I’ll do it today, Applejack calls you hay, that’s why she says time to hit the hay.
That’s bullshit you cunt, you smell like fucking skeet,
Your show’s like The Best VHS in the World, you lied to me.
I’m a party animal, you are just a plain animal.
I’m in a video game, your game’s about you teaching educational.
I’ll make your brain explode into a million pieces,
Want a nice refreshing Mordeshake that I stirred with my penis?
I’m gonna rap it up, so here’s my final line,
i’m sad that you are a princess cause you won’t die!
Equestrian Girl Twilight:
I’m a human now, so please stop your complaining,
Your rap style is worse than when Rarity was handling rain.
I defeated Sunset Shimmer, and now I’ll defeat you,
Everytime you get rejected, you always turn blue.
I saved everybody’s lives, you only saved one,
Your love is not in bloom, you don’t even have love. Spike, take this important message down for Celestia,
I learned something today, blue jays suck!