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Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 203:35

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2.

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2
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Battle information
Release date July 19, 2013
Number 16
Length 3:34
Timeline
Previous Powerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders (Season 1 finale)
Next Casper vs Danny Phantom
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
DrawingGirl4
Rappers Mordecai
Twilight Sparkle
Video
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2 is the sixteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the first installment of Season 2. It was released on July 19, 2013. It features alicorn princess, Princess Twilight Sparkle, rapping against lazy blue jay, Mordecai for the second time.

CastEdit

Matthew Thomas as Mordecai
DrawingGirl4 as Twilight Sparkle

LyricsEdit

Mordecai:
Oh fuck no, I have to go through this piece of shit again,
Even worse, you are a ruler, and that’ll be a sin. 
You now have wings, looks like I have cut your wings off too,
and turn you into burger meat you miserable pile of splooge.
I’m Mordecai, you will die, you brainwash guys,
for them to buy, stupid shit that's super hard to find.
Celestia made you a princess because she was doing cocaine,
Forgetting Lesson Zero makes you fucking insane.
I will rip off your horn and shove it up your Cranky Doodle Donkey,
It’s not Ponyville, it’s the world of cunty.
Good news for me, you will be fucking disappointed,
me and Margaret kissed, now we are in a relationship.
I am the champion, you are a fucking failure,
You are not a hero, I saved Eileen from the Death Bear.
Princess Twilight Sparkle, your rhymes are fucking sour,
Now get down on your knees, and suck The Power!

Twilight Sparkle:
Dear Princess Celestia, tell this bird to piss off,
This person is cheaper than a cupcake shop.
I don’t even get why people ship us, are they stupid?
Oh well, at least I have wings like a valentines day cupid. 
Me and Shining Armor won part 1, so I’ll win part 2,
Hell, even Derpy Hooves is more stupider than you.
What’s the matter diaper boy, you wanna ca-caw on Margaret?
Dude Time on you, it makes me puking.
You couldn’t even get a handshake from Margaret’s dad,
He made you wear a yellow speedo, and that was really bad.
You’re in a relationship with Margaret? How much did you pay her?
I’m a princess, what are you? A prune purse.
Are you even considered a badass? Cause you are really not,
You think you’re really cool cause you’re smoking pot?
i did this in round 1, well I’ll do it today,
Applejack calls you hay, that’s why she says time to hit the hay.

Mordecai:
That’s bullshit you cunt, you smell like fucking skeet,
Your show’s like The Best VHS in the World, you lied to me. 
I’m a party animal, you are just a plain animal.
I’m in a video game, your game’s about you teaching educational.
I’ll make your brain explode into a million pieces,
Want a nice refreshing Mordeshake that I stirred with my penis?
I’m gonna rap it up, so here’s my final line,
i’m sad that you are a princess cause you won’t die!

Equestrian Girl Twilight:
I’m a human now, so please stop your complaining,
Your rap style is worse than when Rarity was handling rain.
I defeated Sunset Shimmer, and now I’ll defeat you,
Everytime you get rejected, you always turn blue.
I saved everybody’s lives, you only saved one,
Your love is not in bloom, you don’t even have love.
Spike, take this important message down for Celestia,
I learned something today, blue jays suck!

PollEdit

Who Won?
 
21
 
12
 

The poll was created at 13:12 on October 24, 2014, and so far 33 people voted.

KaraokeEdit

Coming Soon!

NavigationEdit

Battles
Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyDonald Duck vs Daffy DuckEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd Edd N' Eddy vs The Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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