Let's-a go you noob, it's-a me, Mario!
I don't even have to finish cause you got owned!
I have mushrooms, what do you have? Some onion rings
This battle's like Google vs Bing, I'm number 1!
I'll stomp on you like a Goomba, and throw you like a Koopa
You know the words Chili Dogs, but not the word super?
You're running, but then you die in the end
My name is Mario and everybody knows it "friend"
You're worthless, but me? I'm way past cool
You wasted your time saving the princess 16 times you big fool
Sonic '06 was bad? Well look at Super Mario Ball
I'll grab you're head and run it into a brick wall
Your gay partner in crime cannot beat Tails
In every single game and this rap you will fail
I'm gonna beat you like how I beat you in the olympics
Your mushrooms and flowers are making me sick
I don't need machine legs to win this fight
You were looking for another video game day and night
You're partner is more worthless than Luigi
Hey, I made a new recipe, Hedgehog Ziti
It wasn't a stone and he didn't make it,
Where are you from anyway? Paris or London?
I will plunge you down the toilet and make you clogged
I'm more faster than you, you're as slow as a frog
I actually work out, you just sit and watch stone tv
Nintendo vs Sega, all the kids chose me!
You're just a seizure inducing blue mutated hedgehog