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Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin
Battle information
Release date December 13, 2013
Number 25
Length 2:11
Previous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago
Next The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman
Other information
Actors B-Lo Lorbes
Zack Maloney
Matthew Thomas
Rappers Marge Simpson
Lois Griffin
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
 Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin is the twenty-fifth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the tenth installment of Season 2. It was released on December 13, 2013. It features mother of the Simpsons, Marge Simpson, rapping against mother of the Griffin family, Lois Griffin.


B-Lo Lorbes as Lois Griffin
Zack Maloney as Marge Simpson
Matthew Thomas as The Voice


Lois Griffin:
Do you know who you’re facing? It’s Lois Griffin BITCH!
your show may’ve been first, but we are still rich.
Bart is a troublemaker, Lisa makes me tired,
your first season made me roast you on an open fire.
What’s up with your hair? How many bees are in that hive?
My kids are actually geniuses, I got one thats like five.
I will twist you up like your fucking pretzel business,
You're just as pointless as my husband fighting a giant chicken.

Marge Simpson:
Marge not be proud on your stupid ass disses,
I mean seriously, they’re more dumb than how Chris is.
Our show will live forever, but Brian never will,
now why don’t you go kill yourself, here have a suicide pill.
You call yourself a mother but you act like a slut,
looks like I'm not the only one who will kick your butt.
We’re the Simpsons, you’re the Griffins, so much different,
now shut the fuck up and watch our show you hypocrite.

Lois Griffin:
Call me Family Woman cause I'm about to fuck you up,
at least I don't have a yellow retarded husband who is addicted to Donuts!
All my fans are lucky there’s a family guy, not a blue haired hoe,
my rhymes are like the chicken, your disses will get pwn’d!

Marge Simpson:
Why is your nose too big? you can’t even keep your balance,
and nobody fucking cares if your husband has wasted talent.
now let Marge Simpson conclude the end of this fight,
so stop weeping, fuck off, it’s over, GOOD NIGHT!

Lois Griffin:
Wait a minute, why are we fighting anyway, there’s no reason!
can we just stop it, I mean we’re both decent.

Marge Simpson:
Yeah, i don’t know why either, we should just stop,
like nobody cares who will be the top mom.

Lois Griffin:
I mean you have a good series.

Marge Simpson:
you do too!
I guess no other mom will be better than you.

Lois Griffin:
So can we be friends?

Marge Simpson:
there’s no way to deny!

Coming Soon: Crossover with the Simpsons and Family Guy!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 21:03 on October 24, 2014, and so far 32 people voted.


  • This was the first battle to have the characters literally interact with each other.
  • This is a sequel to Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin, and was followed up by Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson.
  • This battle was another one to be late to upload on YouTube, the first one being BMO vs GIR.
  • This is the only battle from Season 2 that is currently unlisted from ERBOC's channel. However, this battle can still be listened to on SoundCloud.


Coming Soon!


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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