Luigi vs Vegetables is the 2014 April Fools the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features the green plumber, Luigi, battling against the world's healthiest food, Vegetables. It was meant to be a joke battle, like Video Game Rap Battles' "Batman vs Squidward".
Epic Rap Battles of Creep- I mean Cartoons
SHROCK! the battle of the greens has BEGUUUUUUUUNNNNN
So how about you get out of here and ride to the SUUUUUUNNN
They call me Luigi, cause I'm gay for you
Me vs healthy stuff? come on, get a clue
No kids like vegetables, everyone knows that
I’m gonna murder with my fucking green hat
Kids are forced to eat you, but everyone plays my game
The way you taste is just the same
Look at this, I’m battling a fucking green dick
What’s those noises you make? You gotta take a SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT?
I’m a number 1, which means you lost
Even though I’m healthy, I’d rather eat sauce
Hey Luigi, you look like linguini
Are you jealous since you saw a girl in a bikini?
I save children, you save peach, she is a bitch
That gets kidnapped on the beach
It’sa me mario, gonna take down this hoe
My flow is more sick than Super Mario 64, bro
Vegetables has a small penis, and he’s a dick
I’m hungry for a vegetables picnic!!!
I’m on the store, but this time you’ll be on the shelf
Me rapping you is not safe for my health
I mean, a vegetable? I prefer money
I’m gonna beat you again, and beat you again honey!
I'm a fucking fruit, better then fruity loops
I can make a better rap when i take a poop
I'm a fruit, you're just gay
I will kill you with my gaterade
Everyone loves me, but Luigi is dead now
I may not be snow but suck my snow plow!!!
So now that the battle of greens and reds are over
We would like to say go jump inside of a four leaf clover
EPIC RAP BATTLES O- APRIL FOOLS MOTHER FUCKERS!