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Lois Griffin
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Character Information
Physical description
Hair Orange
Eyes Black
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin
Vs Marge Simpson
Release Date December 13, 2013
Do you know who you’re facing? It’s Lois Griffin BITCH!
— Lois Griffin

Lois Griffin battled against Marge Simpson in Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin. She was played by Brandon Lorbes.

Information on the rapperEdit

Lois Patrice Griffin (née Pewterschmidt) is the wife of Peter Griffin and mother of Meg, Chris and Stewie Griffin. Lois lives at 31 Spooner Street with her family and also Brian Griffin, the anthropomorphic family dog. In The Real Live Griffins, she is portrayed by Fran Drescher.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1Edit

Do you know who you’re facing? It’s Lois Griffin BITCH!

your show may’ve been first, but we are still rich.

Bart is a troublemaker, Lisa makes me tired,

your first season made me roast you on an open fire.

What’s up with your hair? How many bees are in that hive?

My kids are actually geniuses, I got one thats like five.

I will twist you up like your fucking pretzel business,

You're just as pointless as my husband fighting a giant chicken.

Verse 2Edit

Call me Family Woman cause I'm about to fuck you up,

at least I don't have a yellow retarded husband who is addicted to Donuts!

All my fans are lucky there’s a family guy, not a blue haired hoe,

my rhymes are like the chicken, your disses will get pwn’d!

Verse 3Edit

Wait a minute, why are we fighting anyway, there’s no reason!

can we just stop it, I mean we’re both decent.

Verse 4Edit

I mean you have a good series.

Verse 5Edit

So can we be friends?

Characters
Season 1 AnnouncerMordecaiTwilight SparkleShining ArmorDipper PinesFinn the HumanMabel PinesRobot DeFaultMonster KrumholtzGumball WattersonDarwin WattersonAnais WattersonDanPinkie PieStewie GriffinSpongebob SquarepantsBrian GriffinPatrick StarChris KirkmanOishi KawaiiDanny VasquezMarioSonicDJ Pon-3Octavia MelodyPeter GriffinHomer SimpsonPrincess BubblegumPrincess CelestiaJake the DogPeppermint ButlerPrincess LunaRainbow DashCatbugDiscordIce KingRandy CunninghamKick ButtowskiRigbySpikeApple BloomScootalooSweetie BelleBlossomButtercupBubblesBabs SeedEddyEddEdYakko WarnerWakko WarnerDot WarnerAsh KetchumBrockMistyMiloOscarBea
Season 2 CasperDanny PhantomRocket DogBrian GriffinApplejackBig McIntoshDead BartSquidward's SuicideSonic.exeTails DollHappy AppyPinkie Pie (Cupcakes)BRVRUboaThe VillagerSuicidemouse.aviJack KrakUltra RichardBlooregard Q. KazooWanderBMOGIRKaiJayZaneColeLloydLeonardoDonatelloRaphaelMichelangeloLois GriffinMarge SimpsonVoiceThe GrinchFrosty the SnowmanFluttershyCreamJustin BucknerChilly WillyTweety BirdIke BroflovskiJerrySnoopyPikachuDoraemonWALL-EHello KittyNemoFlippyRocko WallabyLazloLazloLuigiVegetablesFruitsGeorge JetsonFred FlintstoneChowderFlapjackPhineas FlynnFerb FlynnBillyMandyGrimRen HoëkStimpyBeavisButt-headZack MaloneyMatthew ThomasFel
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