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Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire
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Battle information
Release date July 27, 2014
Number 35
Length 2:02
Timeline
Previous Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3
Next Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle
Other information
Actors Frenzy
B-Lo Lorbes
Rappers Johnny Bravo
Quagmire
Video
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire is the thirty-fifth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the second installment of Season 3. It was released on July 27, 2014. It features muscular beefcake Johnny Bravo rapping against hypersexual pervert Quagmire.

CastEdit

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

LyricsEdit

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

PollEdit

Who Won?
 
21
 
16
 

The poll was created at 00:37 on October 25, 2014, and so far 37 people voted.

TriviaEdit

  • In the original version, the lines were redone, but nothing was rewritten or replaced.

KaraokeEdit

https://soundcloud.com/rap-battle-karaokes/johnny-bravo-vs-quagmire-karaoke

NavigationEdit

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