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Jack Krak vs Danny
Battle information
Release date October 18, 2013
Number 21
Length 1:53
Previous Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart
Next Bloo vs Wander
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Zach Schroeder
Justin Buckner
Nathan Provost
Rappers Danny
Jack Krak
Chris Kirkman
Ultra Richard
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Jack Krak vs Danny is the twenty-first installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the sixth installment of Season 2. It was released on October 18, 2013. It features super fucker, Jack Krak, rapping against bravest warrior, Danny.


Matthew Thomas as Danny
Zach Schroeder as Jack Krak
Justin Buckner as Chris Kirkman
Nathan Provost as Ultra Richard


Up yours! i'm the best and bravest warrior,
not only can i play banjo on feet but i can make gore.
You finish them all? well guess what? no luck,
you may be a superfucker but your still getting fucked!
I wonder how much Wonder Kyle is a fucking fart sparkle,
just give up right here, that would be a miracle.
After this, i'll make Princess Sunshine taste my rain,
you ain't super, but i'm brave, get ready to feel pain.

Jack Krak:
Oh FUCK SHIT BITCH! taste my jack asskrak!
when you were a fat kid, all you did was yak.
I'm so fucking bored rapping against a fag,
i just wanna do drugs now, instead of rapping against a bag.
I will kill you with my elbow because it is the motherfucker,
I'm the superfucker, and you, you're the supersucker.
Your voice sounds like a gay guy on the stereo,
you crying is my jam, somebody should put this on the radio!

Chris Kirkman:
Look at this, we have a fucking dramabug here,
how about you take your drugs, and shove it up your ear.
Jack Krak, ha! more like Fag Krak,
I will stab you with a fucking stick powered by gas.
At the end of this battle, all you will say is "Wowzers!"
your life is a fucking fail like the browser.
Yes, i know i might not get Beth but guess what?
you won't get Princess Sunshine to make out with Grotessa.

Ultra Richard:
I can see you won't win this battle from my x-ray,
I don't need a peach seed to see through anything.
First of all, i can see a gay relationship with you two,
and second, i can party with sexy ladies with no luck for you.
I'm the burger brother, you're just space assholes,
both of your deaths is the greatest story ever told.
you two are the bravest warriors? NO! you're the bravest suckers,
now step back because we are the superfuckers!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 15:44 on October 24, 2014, and so far 11 people voted.


  • It seems that Chris and Danny being gay together is a running gag, as proven in Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii.
  • This is the battle with most curse words, with 14.


Coming Soon!


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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