Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin is the ninth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the ninth installment of Season 1. It was released on April 28, 2013. It features father of the Simpson family, Homer Simpson, rapping against father of the Griffin family, Peter Griffin. Though the video was removed from ERBOC's channel, a reupload of this battle exists on YouTube.
So, Homer Simpson, I hear you like donuts
I may have some here and maybe a few boners
Why is your wife's hair tall and also blue?
Did someone take a crap on it? Oh, it's probably you
We're named after a creature, and you're not
Just go back to your house and play with a bunch of blocks
Just stay out of my life, and just turn around, you dope
I'll kill your wife and you'll just say "D'oh!"
Homer Simpson, yeah that's me
You're just a gay loner with a gay family
Your sons are dicks, so is your dog
Your wife sucks balls and your daughter's afrog
You think you can beat me, well, your wrong
I will trash you by the end of this song
Just leave me alone and eat your own crap
Kill yourself and end this batlle of rap
Alright Homer, you've gone to far
I will kick your ass, shoot you and leave your body in Moe's bar
Take my Chris versus little Bart
My Chris will kick your Bart's ass in the Kwik-E-Mart
Why is your son obsessed with this Krusty the Clown guy He's stupid and I think that he should die
You're so abusive to your little son
Looks like I'm gonna have to leave you alone with this one
Chris is just stupid, I mean he's an evil monkey
In fact, your whole family are stupid little donkeys
Maybe you should just go and burn in hell
Or maybe you should just go and rot in a shell
I've said it once already, you can't beat me
My show is better, can't you just see?
I'm kinda sad your wife didn't die in a resort
And remember Peter, EAT MY SHORTS!