Homer Jay Simpson (born May 12), also known as Homie, Home-boy, Colonel Homer, Dancin' Homer, Homer Thompson, Max Power, Cornelius Talmadge, El Homo and The Pie Man, is the main protagonist of The Simpsons. He is the father of the Simpson family. Homer is an overweight, lazy and ignorant individual, but is strongly devoted to his wife and children. Despite this and his below average intelligence, Homer has shown moments of great intellect, and can be a caring parent and husband at times.
Homer Simpson vs Peter GriffinEdit
Homer Simpson, yeah that's me
Your just a kid loner with a gay family
Your son's a dick, so is your dog
Your wife sucks balls and your daughters a frog
You think you can beat me? Well your wrong
I will trash you by the end of this song
Just leave me alone eat your own crap and kill yourself
And get out this battle of raps.
Chris is just stupid, I mean he's a little monkey
In fact, your whole family are stupid little donkeys.
Maybe you can just go and burn in hell
Or maybe you should just go rot in a cell.
I said it once already, you can't beat me.
My show is better, can't you just see?
I'm kinda sad that you want your son to die in a resort
and remember Peter, 'Eat My Shorts!'
Homer Simpson vs Randy Marsh Edit
You should know it takes big balls to come and step to me,
you tried your best and disappointingly failed miserably
Stop blockbusting off to some B class porn
probably starring a knock off version of Lorde
I'll be making history and be remembered in fables
meanwhile you're taking tips from "Am I disabled?"
Hold on, I'll be busy kicking your ass, you'll have to speak up
you're a horrific father now I'm off to grab a Duff