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Garfield vs Heathcliff
Battle information
Release date September 2, 2014
Number 38
Length 2:40
Previous Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny
Next Gumball and Darwin vs Breadwinners
Other information
Actors Justin Buckner
Rappers Garfield
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Garfield vs Heathcliff is the thirty-eighth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fifth installment of Season 3. It was released on September 2, 2014. It features fat, lazy orange tabby Garfield rapping against orange, smart street cat Heathcliff.


Justin Buckner as Garfield


Let’s just get this over with, my lasagna’s getting cold
Heathcliff, you can’t do anything to this, my rhymes will be gold
People like you should be dragged into the street and get shot
Your popularity has been left to rot, stop thinking you’re top, dawg
I actually have a home, while you’re an alley cat in the streets
You in the mafia or something? ‘cause you just syndi-cut your defeat
Call me fat all you want, I can tell if you're bluffing
I hate you even more than Mondays, and that’s saying something

Stepping up to me? What a big mistake you've made
Once I've finished with you, you'll be more than just afraid
This orange fat cat needs to stop with his disses
You’re pissing me off, you need to stay out of the kitchen!
You’re just a lonely emo freak, that needs to lose some pounds
This is my street Garfield, I’ll be taking you down town
It’s over for you kitty, I’m the new cat they adore
You’re out of business, because nobody reads the paper anymore

I’m not overweight, you see, it’s called being undertall
You really been lacking lately, oh wait, you were never funny at all
I wanna sleep, but I can still battle you while I'm dozy
I would prefer you to shut up, your voice annoys me more than Odie
Been loved from comics to CGI, you're just a borer!
You've been naughty Cliff, go back to the kitty corner
You act like a mutt, so you better grab this bone
I’m lovable, you’re just the pussy version of Al Capone

You need to stop eating all that lasagna, I mean what’s the dealio?
You can never beat me, my rhymes are as hot as Cleo
Just like Doraemon, I have a girlfriend, you got no friends, this’ll be your end
All your popularity is just pretend, that's something you can't defend
I’ll be hanging out with Marmaduke, and I don’t mean to be rude
But when your 2 movies came out dude, I knew you were screwed
What's the matter fat cat, you're looking pretty pale
I think you're upset, ‘cause you just Gar-failed


Who Won?

The poll was created at 02:17 on October 25, 2014, and so far 28 people voted.



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