| Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit
| Battle information
||March 2, 2014
||The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman
||Rocko vs Lazlo
| Other information
Cream the Rabbit
Chilly Willy the Penguin
Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit is the twenty-seventh installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the twelfth installment of Season 2. It was released on March 14, 2014. It features the care taking animal lover, Fluttershy, rapping against the polite bunny, Cream the Rabbit.
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Cast and creditsEdit
Stofferex as Fluttershy
Justin Buckner as Cream the Rabbit & Snoopy
Froggy as Chilly Willy the Penguin
Awesomepup126 as Bubbles
WoodenHornets as Tweety Bird
B-Lo Lorbes as Ike
Zack (CMRB) as Jerry Mosue
Fel as Pikachu
Matthew Thomas as Doraemon
Mat4yo as Wall-E
RiderRiven as Hello Kitty
David Hrusovsky as Nemo
Supercoolguyjoe as GIR
MCGamingFtW as Flippy
Lyrics by Matthew Thomas, Froggy, Mat4yo, Justin Buckner, ??? and more
Edited by Matthew Thomas
Subtitles by PaletteReviews
umm... hi... uhh... my name is Fluttershy,
A name you can't defy, i'll be making you cry!
I represent the spirit of kindness, so you better watch out,
After I defeat this freak, she'll do nothing but cry and pout.
You're nothing but a hopeless bunny with a tiny blue skinned prick,
You'll never break my Iron Will, so suck Eggman's scrambled dick!
You stand no chance! I'll beat you anytime, anyday.
You can't cross Fluttershy, I've won, (gasps) yay!
Cream the Rabbit:Edit
Hi I'm Cream the Rabbit, and I'm making hip hop,
You just make slip slop, so how about you stop?
Everyone is not nice to you, you have a mean bunny,
Now go back to Pinkie, Applejack, Dashie, Twilight and Rarity!
You're such a wuss, can't stand up for your damn self.
It's like you wanna commit suicide, man, you need some help!
If your animals get hurt one bit, you blow a little retarded fuse,
I'm true friends with Sonic, old men masturbate to you!
I may not fly for shit, but look at you bitch!
With your wobbly ears, call it an epileptic twitch!
If I was a tree, I would fall on you like “TIMBER!”
No pony takes Fluttershy down! NOPONY! REMEMBER!
What's with Sonic? always running all over the place,
Do the math, what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!
How dare you think you're gonna win? sorry, I have no problem,
But if you don't like my disses, THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM!
Cream the Rabbit:Edit
A friend of a friend is always a friend,
But not you, instead I'll make this be your end!
My mom is important to me, all you have are mother fucking bunnies!
I'm the queen of the cute cartoon characters, so bow down honey!
Now let's talk about your pet Angel, he's never the angel,
I'll kill you, turn you into Gutter Die, you a-hole!
There's no need to win anymore, all your fans are gone,
they will be going to me and start crying “AWWWW!”
It's time to spit hits against this Brit kid next door.
Once I'm done, you'll be the one bawling and crawling on the floor!
I'm like Reptar (rawr!), a star! Here me roar,
'Cause I stomp Chaos Like Dr Eggman!
This baby's gotta do what this baby's gotta do,
And that's to kick your big butt and the rest of your crew, too!
With those Angel Bunny skills, you smell like poo! (P.U.!)
I'm the real Fluttershy rhymer while you're a fat Rainbow Dash!
Chilly Willy the Penguin:Edit
I'm Chilly Willy, all your rhymes are just silly,
Fluttershy, you're just a filly, a Babie and Cream, seriously really?
My disses are hot like my fondness of pancakes!
Welcome to Alaska, the only thing freezing is your brains!
This is the Chilly Show, prepare to feel frostbite.
I could get a stack of hotcakes by the end of this fight!
So stop it all, my disses are slippery that you will fall,
So why don't you two pussies suck my fucking snowballs!
Hi I'm Bubbles, and I'm the joy and laughter girl!
All your shows just make me wanna hurl!
Fluttershy, give up, you can't look at an animal die,
without crying, and I wanna know why!
Cream the Rabbit, prepare to get creamed,
If you try to pick on me, then I will be steaming!
Chilly Willy? Try to stand up on the ice without slipping.
I mean your series has no reason for me to be tripping!
Not even shaggy can help you from the rhymes I spit at this twerp!
I had one scariest shows that ever aired on Cartoon Network!
You had limits yet I did everything that you could never achieve- ah!
Get a clue, you’re for babies, your show’s less scary than the creeper,
Blossom does all the work, you sit on your ass and eat human food!
Don’t go barking slobber disses at me, you’re just being rude,
Like your new design you should of been left with a bang!
I can save the day on my own, while you need a whole gang!
You could never win this battle, so go run back to Buttercup
I may not be a monster but you're a dog anime
I thought I saw these characters bowing down to me!
You guys will meet your rival once I go "Tweet Tweet Tweet!"
I'll pester you like Sylvester, and i aint bluffing!
Tweety Bird is the word, you guys don't know nothing!
This Looney tune will make you Looney soon, take it from me,
Tweety Pie is the only one makin' records on TV!
Fluttershy, don't scream at animals and put on a smile,
I'm the ultimate bird, watch me OPPA TWEETY STYLE!
It’s Ike, you bitches have had enough turns on the mic!
Let’s play “Kick the Baby” but you’re the ones getting kicked, alright?
Fluttershy, you’re a pussy, simple as fucking that!
Cream, you’re about to GET creamed, I’ll crush you like I’m Big the Cat!
Chilly Willy, quit dilly daddling, and go back to the goddamn North Pole,
Bubbles... honestly, you are just a fucking hoe!
Tweety you will get beat and I’ll have you as my lunch!
Everyone likes Ike, that’s me, I’m cuter than all of you cunts!
Well, I don’t like Ike, you’re nothing but a huge dick,
Now instead of kicking the baby, I'll kick you like a Sparta kick!
I always win against a big cat, which means I’ll win against you!
I kick ass and look cute, bitches, there's nothing you can do!
I'm the definition of slapstick, my show is fantastic!
And like Tom, I'll drop bombs that will make you feel drastic.
Just one squeak from me, and you'll meet your downfall,
I may be small, but I'm standing tall above you all!
Time to break your Peanuts, Snoopy the Beagle has joined,
Who let this Dog out? I'll leave your asses destroyed!
I'm doing Doggy Style with bitches, you guys act like clowns!
And none of you can even compare to Charlie Brown.
My friends are singing songs, I'm popular 'round the universe!
I've got the dopest rhymes, you ugly animals cant spit a verse!
Jerry, I'll trap your ass, you're just an annoying mouse!
I've won, time to take a nap on the roof of my dog house!
PIKA PIKA CHU! Let's see what you can do!
Pika will use Thunderbolt to kick your asses to the moon!
I'm loved by the world, it's obvious I've won,
I'm gonna catch all your asses, this is POKEMON!
It's time to blast you all off like Team Rocket,
I can win any fight, as well as fit into your pocket!
Snoopy, Jerry and Ike? You're not cute at all,
All 3 of you are about to get trapped in my Pokeballs!
Hi! I'm Doraemon, but I'm not here to help,
I'm here to tell you to go Fujiko FUCK yourselves!
I'm lucky to win, my lucky number's 1,293!
You should go to Robots School, I'll be the one to teach!
I am the cutest cat to ever air on an anime!
Pikachu, I am the best, yet, you don't even need the fame!
I'm better than all of you, I even had a girlfriend,
You'll always remember my name cause this is your end!
I'll strand you on planet earth, you'll aaaaalll see!
Your world will be ended by Waaaaaall-E!
This battle's the globe and your raps are pollution,
Not even Pikachu can learn evolution!
Doraemon, step to the plate and you'll see,
That I'm the bot who beats up the robot pussy!
Y'all make like the human race and fall,
Cause no one on Earth’s getting passed this Wall!
Hello, bitches! Are you feeling witty?
You should be afraid, now you're facing Hello Kitty!
You're all animation abortions, and your rhymes are just shitty.
The only thing WALL-E wants to say hello to are EVE's titties!
Pika, your tiny asian peen is the smallest anyone's ever seen,
I'm on every girl's backpack, bitch, you want a piece of me?
You have no right to have fame, you're all just fucking wussies!
None of you could get near this cutie pussycat's pussy!
It's the Shark-Bait here, I'm gonna show you the ropes!
I'm the cutest little guppie, you're just anime jokes!
I'm really important, they made a movie when i got lost,
No more clown-fishing around, we all now I'm a boss!
I might be a little fish, but at least I'm more bad,
I was kidnapped, you should've known that you rats!
WALL-E, what a joke! I'd rather face the BMO!
Now you jerks know not to mess with Nemo!
Hello sirs it's GIR coming back for some more rhymes!
If I can beat a lame game console, then this won’t take that much time!
I'm here to invade you bitches, so surrender your asses now,
I'll take all of you like a take my women, GOING DOWN!
You guys better be lucky I’m not bringing in my master, Zim.
You guys are just bitches who can’t do anything,
I am better than all of you, at literature!
All of you better prepare for the wrath of GIR!
They call me flippy 'cause I'mma flipping you off!
I'm the cutest of the cute, you brutes have no right to talk!
My lyrics sting hard, Friends, I'll hang you from a Happy Tree,
And if you piss me off, I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE!
My flow is Satan-istic! Hear the voices, you must listen!
I've got the most demonic children series that's ever existed!
This battle's over, and I can't wait for you to say goodnight,
when you say all your goodbyes to my sharp ass knife!
- Nathan was supposed to be Cream, and Stevie was supposed to be Hello Kitty, but they got replaced.
- Nemo's lyrics were originally gonna have curses in them, but David suggested they not since Nemo's just a little fish, although other characters who were kids cursed in Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.