Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 304:29

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 3.

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2
Battle information
Release date December 11, 2014 (SoundCloud)
December 31, 2014 (YouTube)
Number 42
Length 4:15
Previous Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash
Next Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Zack (CMRB)
Rappers Dipper Pines
Finn the Human
Mabel Pines
Jake the Dog
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2 is the forty-second installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the ninth installment of Season 3. It was released on December 11, 2014. It features adventurer, Finn the Human, rapping against mystery solver, Dipper Pines for a round two.

Cast and creditsEdit

Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines
Fel as Finn the Human
Zack (CMRB) as Mabel Pines
MetalFireVA as Jake the Dog

Written by Matthew Thomas, Anthony Perry, Zack, and Fel
Edited, mixed, and subtitles by Matthew Thomas
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track


Dipper Pines:
Dipper Pines here to take down Finn the Human once again
I know you might be 15, but you seriously look like you're 10
My disses are as strong as Susan Strong, that wannabe She-Hulk
Once this battle is done, I'll crack your deformed skull
When you wear your hat, it makes you look like you have an ugly tumor
You're just a wannabe Flapjack, except no amounts of humor
This is your end Finn, in the end, you’ll be going to hell
I’ll chop you like that time when I went to Taco Bell
I’m gonna fight you like Fight Fighters, so come on, let’s Rumble
You’ll tumble, you’re in trouble, and we’ll do it as a double
I bet your verse is gonna be a waste of time, and it’ll be dull
I mean I don’t wanna be rude, but you have the brains of Waddles
I know I might not get the heart of Wendy, but what makes you think you can beat me?
You’ve been trying to get the heart of Princess Bubblegum from episode 1 to Season 3
You’re more babyish than Time Baby, you’ll never get to date a lady
Maybe if you stop being lazy, get off your ass daily, you’re super crazy, you’ll never beat gravity

Finn the Human:
What time is it? It’s time to kick this sore loser out of this battle
I’m the hero in the Land of Ooo, fighting me is just a hassle
You challenge me to round two? You must be insane
Like seriously dude, the people that watch your show are cray-cray!
Dude, you go on more lame adventures than Flapjack, see
You say I’ll never get a date? But you can’t even get one with Wendy
My show is awesome, just like the mathematical hat
I guess there’s a reason people call you a pussy, you sneeze like a cat
You find mystical creatures 24/7? Well I don’t give a fuck
You’re more spoiled than that little bitch, Pacifica
If you say I have the brains of Waddles, well you have the brains of Soos
You should be falling apart when I blast my raps in autotune!
You’re gonna lose this one, is losing really a bitch?
How can you call yourself a man, when you can’t get your voice to the right pitch
You’re just a lonely 12 year old fag, who can’t spit a rhyme
You’ll be hiding from me in fear once I scream, ADVENTURE TIME!

Dipper Pines:
They call me Dipper Pines because I’m as tough as a pine tree
I could beat you any day and I’m not that manly
Your show actually got you popular? Congrats, have a $-12 dollar bill
You’ll never have anymore adventures after you hear my sister’s rapping skill
Mabel Pines:
I won’t be smiling like Smile Dip, here comes Mabel Pines
My brother will win this when we kick your butt Sev’ral Times
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew, have some Gummy Koalas
Now let’s take this kid down! The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!

Finn the Human:
Shmow-zow! Did you really think you can bring out your drugged up sis?
This is low, even for you, is this Pine serious?
You mad kid? My rhymes are getting too hard for you to take
Now just sit back and take a lesson from my best friend, Jake!
Jake the Dog:
Dang dude, you need some help beating this Sherlock clone?
I can beat you in a stretch, prepare to be Gide-owned
I’ll be watching my victory, as if my name was Bill Cipher
This bendy slendy dog will finish this by flipping the Dipper!

Dipper Pines:
It’s a mystery how you still think your rhymes are effective
Your show came first? Well guess what? I don’t give a duck-tective
I’ve been learning about the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, what did you do kid?
Don’t even dare spit another rhyme, or else you’ll be Finn-ished!

Finn the Human:
I’ve been fighting monsters and dragons, so learn this!
Your brain is more invisible than the faces of your parents
It’s time I finish off this beating
Making sure this Dip-shit is defeated
I gotta go ‘cause the fans want more
I’ve chopped down your ass, that’s the end of this adventure


Who Won?

The poll was created at 08:08 on December 13, 2014, and so far 69 people voted.


Coming Soon!



Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyDonald Duck vs Daffy DuckEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3Where the Dead Go to Die vs Mr. Pickles
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd Edd N' Eddy vs The Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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