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Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines (REBOOT)
Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines (SCRAPPED REBOOT)
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Release date March 2016 (SoundCloud only)
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Actors Vincent Otake
Rappers Finn the Human
Dipper Pines
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines was going to be the first battle of the intended Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons reboot. The rebooted series was cancelled beacuase of "issues in the community or whatever" - Matthew Thomas. The audio was released on SoundCloud and can be listened to here.


Vincent Otake as Finn the Human
Froggy as Dipper Pines



Straight outta the Land of Ooo, you really wanna Fight Fight me?
Leave you shaken on your knees like every time you talk to Wendy!
You're supposed to be 13? Looking down on you is tiring me!
What's with you're birthmark, I'll let you figure out the irony...
I'll be too busy waking up a monstrous flow from the dead!
You'll have as much chance as winning as there is hair on your chest!
So Lamby Lamby Dance outta this, and go back to Tyrone
You can't outmatch me, you couldn't even outmatch your own clones

Out of all my years of solving mysteries, this one I'll never solve
How a stoner comedy insult to cartoons manages to evolve
Dropping atomic bombs on this inhumane mutation
You've got no chance to win according to my calculations
I'm Dipper Pines, this is Gravity Falls, defeating creatures yo could never face
While you're busy dealing with your dad's rejection in outer space
Sending 3 attacks back, leave your whiney ass flopped
How many seasons does it take for your balls to drop

Me and Jake couldn't be tighter- we're bout' to cut down this Pine
Got a tougher Cipher than Bill, rhymes that'll corrupt your mind
Try and Lich onto this diss, leave you more broken than your family was
You're losing this fight like how you lost against manliness?
Slash this kid with my sword Sev'ral Times, and you'll find
I would rather hear the paper jammed version of you rhyme
What's up Scooby? Embarassed because you're not what you seem?
Flip you the Dipper, you won't be solving any more mysteries

I would expect more from you, that was lazier than your writers
Where do you keep those crappy lines? Packed up in your splattered diaper?
Your show's hanging on a thread, chop it and your arm off again!
One to talk about embarrassment- you wear a condom on your head
You gender bending slendy wench, you better cry and run
As you'll never please your parent and never bite outta Bubblegum
Your run is done! You should be gleeful that you're still intact
The case of who the victor was, has just been cracked



Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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