| Ed Edd N' Eddy vs The Three Stooges | ||
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| Battle information | ||
| Release date | February 25, 2016 (SoundCloud only) | |
| Number | scrapped | |
| Length | 1:56 | |
| Timeline | ||
| Previous | N/A | |
| Next | N/A | |
| Other information | ||
| Actors | Anthony Perry The Aussie-can Stofferex Justin Buckner KGBronies Matthew Thomas Frenzy | |
| Rappers | Ed Edd Eddy Moe Curly Larry | |
| Video | ||
| “ | Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
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Cast
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Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy
Justin Buckner as Moe (audio)
KGBronies as Moe (video)
Matthew Thomas as Curly
Frenzy as Larry
LyricsEdit
Announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOON: HISTORICAL RUMBLE!
ED, EDD N' EDDY
VERSUS
THE THREE STOOGES
BEGIN!
The Eds
Ed:
It's time we face some Natzi spies! Gonna Cul-De-"Sack" you!
Edd:
Beating these failed comedians until they're black and blue
Ed:
Spread some butter on your rhymes, and eat them for breakfast
All:
Call this the Nazi boat, 'cause we'll leave you shipwrecked
Eddy:
Give me your money, or we'll leave you like Curly's tooth, broken
Edd:
Not even with a magnifying glass will I see your chance to win
Eddy:
I'd rather get a dickey than let you dicks spit shit cold
Ed:
One beating from Sarah
All:
And crash goes the Hash-holes
The Stooges
Moe:
Coming in with black and white, it's Larry, Curly and Moe
All:
The Three Stooges will show these boasts how they blow
Curly:
Hurry! Can hardly wait for this battle to end
Larry:
So we don't have to complain to these cartoonatics
Moe:
With eye-poking rhymes, we'll break your jaws and make 'em muddy
Curly:
With an animator that dropped out of art school, your art styles n'yucky
Larry:
We'll slapstick these scammers, shouldn't be a shock
Moe:
It's time we have the last laugh... HaHaha!
The Eds
Ed:
That rapping was way worse than your game on the NES
Edd:
You guys are more of a bitch than Curly making dog noises
Eddy:
You're the Ugliest Men in Hollywood, being so wicked
Ed:
Hanging out with Jersey Shore? What a bunch of money hungry chickens
Edd:
The only thing you do is to entertain your fans is hurt yourself
Eddy:
Abusing each other with hammer and things you find on a shelf
Ed:
So The Yoke's on You, leave these abortions to cry
All:
You're Gonna be needing Shemp when ⅓ of you die
The Stooges
Moe:
These comedic geniuses will have you three scream
Curly:
I think that Ed flows after it was WWE
Larry:
You can't escape this ruse from these Three Stooges
Moe:
This will end quick like your Repair Service, and covered in bruises
Curly:
Our 2012 movie is still better than your mis-Edventures!
Larry:
We've been on better endeavours, you're gonna need a pair of dentures
Moe:
It became a Mad Mad world when you three came into it
All:
Your Big Picture Show would never beat the classics!
PollEdit
External linksEdit
- https://soundcloud.com/superthingsoncupsss/ed-edd-n-eddy-vs-the-three-stooges-scrapped-epic-rap-battles-of-cartoons
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeQagZagwc
