|Ed Edd N' Eddy vs The Three Stooges|
|Release date||February 25, 2016 (SoundCloud only)|
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOON: HISTORICAL RUMBLE!
ED, EDD N' EDDY
THE THREE STOOGES
It's time we face some Natzi spies! Gonna Cul-De-"Sack" you!
Beating these failed comedians until they're black and blue
Spread some butter on your rhymes, and eat them for breakfast
Call this the Nazi boat, 'cause we'll leave you shipwrecked
Give me your money, or we'll leave you like Curly's tooth, broken
Not even with a magnifying glass will I see your chance to win
I'd rather get a dickey than let you dicks spit shit cold
One beating from Sarah
And crash goes the Hash-holes
Coming in with black and white, it's Larry, Curly and Moe
The Three Stooges will show these boasts how they blow
Hurry! Can hardly wait for this battle to end
So we don't have to complain to these cartoonatics
With eye-poking rhymes, we'll break your jaws and make 'em muddy
With an animator that dropped out of art school, your art styles n'yucky
We'll slapstick these scammers, shouldn't be a shock
It's time we have the last laugh... HaHaha!
That rapping was way worse than your game on the NES
You guys are more of a bitch than Curly making dog noises
You're the Ugliest Men in Hollywood, being so wicked
Hanging out with Jersey Shore? What a bunch of money hungry chickens
The only thing you do is to entertain your fans is hurt yourself
Abusing each other with hammer and things you find on a shelf
So The Yoke's on You, leave these abortions to cry
You're Gonna be needing Shemp when ⅓ of you die
These comedic geniuses will have you three scream
I think that Ed flows after it was WWE
You can't escape this ruse from these Three Stooges
This will end quick like your Repair Service, and covered in bruises
Our 2012 movie is still better than your mis-Edventures!
We've been on better endeavours, you're gonna need a pair of dentures
It became a Mad Mad world when you three came into it
Your Big Picture Show would never beat the classics!