King of ice? What a nerd! You can't even rhyme,
You got beat up by a kid wimp who says Adventure Time.
I took over Ponyville, your ice kingdom is shit,
I'm like a dragon, you're a pussy wimp bitch!
I'll pwn ya, own ya, and freeze you like the elements did to me,
But I escaped now and I will steal your ice queen.
You're a 1000 year old virgin living with a penguin,
You are a molester and I will win.
At least I'm the king of something, you're a failure at life,
You got beat by a bunch of ponies and got freeze in carbinite.
I'll burn you like the hit man Scorcher!
I'll freeze you up again and make your life a living torture!
I'm the baddest, you're not a dragon!
You're more like a troll because you're hackin!
I'll save Fluttershy from your demise and become the hero,
which you'll never be because you're still on Lesson Zero.
I'm a devil, what are you? A really old wizard?
Ha! What a joke, cut your beard with scissors.
I will make you be mine with the poke of my finger,
Your video diaries suck, you're not a singer.
Did I tell you Marceline sucked my elements of harmony?
You will save yourself with birds cause you are afraid of me.
Wanna get a queen? Join eHarmony,
You're the oldest cluster fucker that I HAVE EVER SEEN!
I'm not the Ice King, I'm the Nice King, which means I am nice,
With my nice knights, Finn and Jake are gonna save my time.
Now i'm the horse, of the most, I will never make my eyes closed,
Looking at you all day, gonna make you annoyed.
Ice King Finn:
What time is it? Adventure Time!
Me and Jake go outside and fight some crime!
Mr. Gramblington here, cause I heard there was trouble,
Now I'm a banana! Just kidding, I'm Ice King you rebel.