Dead Bart is a creepypasta about a “Lost Episode” regarding the character Bart from the animated sitcom The Simpsons. Though proven false, the story claims that unseen footage of the series was given to the witness by Matt Groening himself, who immediately became nervous upon the mentioning of the mystery episode.
Squidward's Suicide vs Dead BartEdit
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!