|Dan vs Pinkie Pie|
|Release date||March 15, 2013 (YouTube)|
|Previous||Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster|
|Next||Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants|
It's the end of your times!
Your parties, your gator and your chance to rhyme.
Your cupcakes are bad, now buy me lunch
And if you don't do it, you will get punched!
I'm glad that you had to work on a farm of rocks,
Party time? No, it's late-o-clock.
I don't care! I would break a Pinkie Promise
To see you get extremely pissed!
Pinkie? Well you're not the only thing pink.
Admit it, you're a lesbo, who's looking to kink.
I was just getting warm, so it's time to begin
The Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons history!
Oh you have to pee? Well I'm not letting you in,
Is being addicted to parties good? No, it's a sin!
If you worked on a party farm, you wouldn't kick more bark,
If it weren't for Dashie, you wouldn't have a cutie mark!
My Pinkie Sense is kicking in cause you're just a jerk,
Take a shower cause you smell like birds and apple turds.
Oh you want this sandwich? Well now it's mine,
You're just having a crazy fit, now go and cry.
You just need to rap, Pinkie Pie style,
I'm a Strawberry Shortcake, you're just an old file.
You battled traffic, I battled my clones,
you'll get no girls at the end of the song cause you're in the friend zone.
You're acting crazy cause you're learning Lesson Zero,
You're battling pathetic thing, you're no ones hero.
Shut you're mouth or you will be baked,
Frosted, and sprinkled into my delicious cupcakes.
Move the fuck out the way!
I could do anything than Dan vs. FIM today.
Cause I could do anything I can do, so I'm gonna break the rules,
Nobody is gonna be invited in the Party of One, oh stupid you.
I'll make a seizure party so you will trip balls,
By the end of the song, I'll break you like the fourth wall.
You think your buddy is better than the Mane 6, yes us?
You'll be sucking my PARTY CANNON PENIS!
|Season 1||Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai • Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines • Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster • Dan vs Pinkie Pie • Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants • Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii • Mario vs Sonic • DJ Pon3 vs Octavia • Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin • Princess Bubblegum vs Princess Celestia • Mabel Pines vs Catbug • Discord vs Ice King • Randy Cunningham vs Kick Buttowski • Rigby vs Spike • Powerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders|
|Season 2||Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2 • Casper vs Danny Phantom • Rocket Dog vs Brian Griffin • Big Macintosh vs Applejack • Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart • Jack Krak vs Danny • Bloo vs Wander • BMO vs GIR • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago • Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin • The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman • Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit • Rocko vs Lazlo • Fred Flintstone vs George Jetson • Chowder vs Flapjack • Phineas and Ferb vs Billy and Mandy • Beavis and Butthead vs Ren and Stimpy • Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles|
|Season 3||Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3 • Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire • Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle • Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny • Garfield vs Heathcliff • Gumball and Darwin vs Breadwinners • Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson • Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash • Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2 • Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie • Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs • Underdog vs Top Cat • Randy Marsh vs Homer Simpson • Ash Ketchum vs Taichi Kamiya • Corey Riffin vs Marceline • Clarence vs Harvey Beaks • Drawn Together vs The Originals • Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald • Monkey D. Luffy vs Popeye • We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems • Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson • Zootopia vs T.U.F.F. Puppy • Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck • Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57 • Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58|
|Specials||Luigi vs Vegetables • Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. • The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered) • Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2 • Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3 • Where the Dead Go to Die vs Mr. Pickles • Dora vs Diego|
|Scrapped||Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2 • Wirt & Greg vs Star & Marco • Ed Edd N' Eddy vs The Three Stooges • Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT) • Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon|