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Dan vs Pinkie Pie
Battle information
Release date March 15, 2013 (YouTube)
Number 4
Length 2:24 (YouTube)
Previous Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster
Next Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Maggie Marcus
Rappers Dan
Pinkie Pie
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Dan vs Pinkie Pie is the fourth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fourth installment of Season 1. It was released March 15, 2013 on YouTube. It features tourettes guy, Dan, rapping against pink party pony, Pinkie Pie.


Matthew Thomas as Dan
Maggie Marcus as Pinkie Pie


It's the end of your times!
Your parties, your gator and your chance to rhyme.
Your cupcakes are bad, now buy me lunch
And if you don't do it, you will get punched!
I'm glad that you had to work on a farm of rocks,
Party time? No, it's late-o-clock.
I don't care! I would break a Pinkie Promise
To see you get extremely pissed!
Pinkie? Well you're not the only thing pink.
Admit it, you're a lesbo, who's looking to kink.
I was just getting warm, so it's time to begin
The Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons history!
Oh you have to pee? Well I'm not letting you in,
Is being addicted to parties good? No, it's a sin!
If you worked on a party farm, you wouldn't kick more bark,
If it weren't for Dashie, you wouldn't have a cutie mark!

My Pinkie Sense is kicking in cause you're just a jerk,
Take a shower cause you smell like birds and apple turds.
Oh you want this sandwich? Well now it's mine,
You're just having a crazy fit, now go and cry.
You just need to rap, Pinkie Pie style,
I'm a Strawberry Shortcake, you're just an old file.
You battled traffic, I battled my clones,
you'll get no girls at the end of the song cause you're in the friend zone.
You're acting crazy cause you're learning Lesson Zero,
You're battling pathetic thing, you're no ones hero.
Shut you're mouth or you will be baked,
Frosted, and sprinkled into my delicious cupcakes.

Move the fuck out the way!
I could do anything than Dan vs. FIM today.
Cause I could do anything I can do, so I'm gonna break the rules,
Nobody is gonna be invited in the Party of One, oh stupid you.

I'll make a seizure party so you will trip balls,
By the end of the song, I'll break you like the fourth wall.
You think your buddy is better than the Mane 6, yes us?
You'll be sucking my PARTY CANNON PENIS!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 18:00 on October 22, 2014, and so far 30 people voted.


Coming Soon!


  • This is one of the five rap battles from Season 1 that are currently unlisted from ERBOC's channel.​


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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