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Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii
Battle information
Release date March 29, 2013
Number 6
Length 2:06
Previous Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants
Next Mario vs Sonic
Other information
Actors Justin Buckner
Matthew Thomas
Rappers Chris Kirkman
Oishi Kawaii
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii is the sixth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the sixth installment of Season 1. It was released on March 29, 2013. It features brave warrior, Chris Kirkman, rapping against demon slayer, Oishi Kawaii.


Justin Buckner   as Chris Kirkman
Matthew Thomas as Oishi Kawaii & Dan


I'll take your giggly boobs and send them to outer space,
Put a bag under your head cause of some butter face.
I'm a cereal master, you're a anime bitch,
I'll destroy your dog and make you have a giant twitch.
You're dad is just a lazy ass going super saiyan,
I'm as powerful as the Hulk, you're as weak as sand.
I'll take a gas powered stick and shove it up your noodle,
At least Plum is more hotter than you.

I will slay you like how I slay my demons,
You may look good but you smell like balls and pizza.
Noodles will eat you and turn you into a marshmellow,
At the end of this battle, you will get super pwned.
You're not the bravest warrior, you're like a homosexual,
I need to know, are you and Dan together?
I'm every single fat person's dream come true,
Adventure Time called, they want their creator back dude.

What did you say? I wanna know,
You wanna piece of me? Well here we go!
Get out of my sight, I'll give you the finger and shove it in your woowoo,
Your dog looks like a blue vampire shittin' out marshmellow doo doo.

I'll put your blood on the dancefloor so shut the hell up,
I'll step on your Catbug to make it really numb.
Oishi High School Battle, get that right dick!
Now go and cry you little pussy bitch!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 18:41 on October 22, 2014, and so far 13 people voted.


  • This is Justin's first appearance out of the three times playing Chris.
  • This is also the first battle to give out hints, besides the Season 1 trailer.
  • This is one of the five rap battles from Season 1 that are currently unlisted from ERBOC's channel.


Coming Soon!


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon
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