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Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii
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Battle information
Release date March 29, 2013
Number 6
Length 2:06
Timeline
Previous Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants
Next Mario vs Sonic
Other information
Actors Justin Buckner
Matthew Thomas
Rappers Chris Kirkman
Oishi Kawaii
Danny Vasquez
Video
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii is the sixth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the sixth installment of Season 1. It was released on March 29, 2013. It features brave warrior, Chris Kirkman, rapping against demon slayer, Oishi Kawaii.

CastEdit

Justin Buckner as Chris Kirkman
Matthew Thomas as Oishi Kawaii & Danny Vasquez

LyricsEdit

Chris:
I'll take your giggly boobs and send them to outer space,
Put a bag under your head cause of some butter face.
I'm a cereal master, you're a anime bitch,
I'll destroy your dog and make you have a giant twitch.
You're dad is just a lazy ass going super saiyan,
I'm as powerful as the Hulk, you're as weak as sand.
I'll take a gas powered stick and shove it up your noodle,
At least Plum is more hotter than you.

Oishi:
I will slay you like how I slay my demons,
You may look good but you smell like balls and pizza.
Noodles will eat you and turn you into a marshmellow,
At the end of this battle, you will get super pwned.
You're not the bravest warrior, you're like a homosexual,
I need to know, are you and Dan together?
I'm every single fat person's dream come true,
Adventure Time called, they want their creator back dude.

Danny:
What did you say? I wanna know,
You wanna piece of me? Well here we go!
Get out of my sight, I'll give you the finger and shove it in your woowoo,
Your dog looks like a blue vampire shittin' out marshmellow doo doo.

Oishi:
I'll put your blood on the dancefloor so shut the hell up,
I'll step on your Catbug to make it really numb.
Oishi High School Battle, get that right dick!
Now go and cry you little pussy bitch!

PollEdit

Who Won?
 
9
 
7
 

The poll was created at 18:41 on October 22, 2014, and so far 16 people voted.

TriviaEdit

  • This is Justin's first appearance out of the three times playing Chris.
  • This was also the first battle to give out hints, besides the Season 1 trailer.
  • This is one of the five rap battles from Season 1 that are were removed from ERBOC's channel.

KaraokeEdit

Coming Soon!

NavigationEdit

Battles
Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyDonald Duck vs Daffy DuckEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3Where the Dead Go to Die vs Mr. Pickles
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd Edd N' Eddy vs The Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon
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