I'll take your giggly boobs and send them to outer space,
Put a bag under your head cause of some butter face.
I'm a cereal master, you're a anime bitch,
I'll destroy your dog and make you have a giant twitch.
You're dad is just a lazy ass going super saiyan,
I'm as powerful as the Hulk, you're as weak as sand.
I'll take a gas powered stick and shove it up your noodle,
At least Plum is more hotter than you.
I will slay you like how I slay my demons,
You may look good but you smell like balls and pizza.
Noodles will eat you and turn you into a marshmellow,
At the end of this battle, you will get super pwned.
You're not the bravest warrior, you're like a homosexual,
I need to know, are you and Dan together?
I'm every single fat person's dream come true,
Adventure Time called, they want their creator back dude.
What did you say? I wanna know,
You wanna piece of me? Well here we go!
Get out of my sight, I'll give you the finger and shove it in your woowoo,
Your dog looks like a blue vampire shittin' out marshmellow doo doo.
I'll put your blood on the dancefloor so shut the hell up,
I'll step on your Catbug to make it really numb.
Oishi High School Battle, get that right dick!
Now go and cry you little pussy bitch!