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Chris as he appears in Bravest Warriors.

Chris Kirkman is the one of the rappers who appeared in Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii. Played by Justin Buckner, Chris is the main character of Cartoon Hangovers' Bravest Warriors created by Pendleton Ward. He battled Oishi Kawaii, Mabel Pines, Dipper Pines, Jack Krak and Ultra Richard.He has a role in every rap battle featuring a BW character.

AboutEdit

Chris Kirkman is the main protagonist in the series Bravest Warriors. He has the most leadership qualities, but his crush on Beth often distracts him. He turns out to be the Emotion Lord's past self.

AppearancesEdit

Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii (Played by Justin Buckner)

Mabel Pines vs Catbug (Played by Justin Buckner)

Jack Krak vs Danny (Played by Justin Buckner)

VersesEdit

Chris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiEdit

I'll take you're giggly boobs and send them to outer space,

Put a bag under you're head cause of some butter face.

I'm a cereal master, you're a anime bitch,

I'll destroy you're dog and make you have a giant twitch.

You're dad is just a lazy ass going super sayian,

I'm as powerful as the Hulk, you're as weak as sand.

I'll take a gas powered stick and shove it up you're noodle,

at least Plum is more hotter than you.

Mabel Pines vs CatbugEdit

Chris here about to kick you're ass in fucking fame!

You're so unoriginal cause all you're sweaters are the same!

Smile Dip? More like Shitty Dip, know what I'm saying?

This battle smells like a porn battle I'm creating!

Jack Krak vs DannyEdit

Look at this, we have a fucking dramabug here,

how about you take your drugs, and shove it up your ear.

Jack Krak, ha!

more like Fag Krak, I will stab you with a fucking stick powered by gas.

At the end of this battle, all you will say is "Wowzers!"

your life is a fucking fail like the browser.

Yes, i know i might not get Beth but guess what?

you won't get Princess Sunshine to make out with Grotessa.

Characters
Season 1 AnnouncerMordecaiTwilight SparkleShining ArmorDipper PinesFinn the HumanMabel PinesRobot DeFaultMonster KrumholtzGumball WattersonDarwin WattersonAnais WattersonDanPinkie PieStewie GriffinSpongebob SquarepantsBrian GriffinPatrick StarChris KirkmanOishi KawaiiDanny VasquezMarioSonicDJ Pon-3Octavia MelodyPeter GriffinHomer SimpsonPrincess BubblegumPrincess CelestiaJake the DogPeppermint ButlerPrincess LunaRainbow DashCatbugDiscordIce KingRandy CunninghamKick ButtowskiRigbySpikeApple BloomScootalooSweetie BelleBlossomButtercupBubblesBabs SeedEddyEddEdYakko WarnerWakko WarnerDot WarnerAsh KetchumBrockMistyMiloOscarBea
Season 2 CasperDanny PhantomRocket DogBrian GriffinApplejackBig McIntoshDead BartSquidward's SuicideSonic.exeTails DollHappy AppyPinkie Pie (Cupcakes)BRVRUboaThe VillagerSuicidemouse.aviJack KrakUltra RichardBlooregard Q. KazooWanderBMOGIRKaiJayZaneColeLloydLeonardoDonatelloRaphaelMichelangeloLois GriffinMarge SimpsonVoiceThe GrinchFrosty the SnowmanFluttershyCreamJustin BucknerChilly WillyTweety BirdIke BroflovskiJerrySnoopyPikachuDoraemonWALL-EHello KittyNemoFlippyRocko WallabyLazloLazloLuigiVegetablesFruitsGeorge JetsonFred FlintstoneChowderFlapjackPhineas FlynnFerb FlynnBillyMandyGrimRen HoëkStimpyBeavisButt-headZack MaloneyMatthew ThomasFel
Season 3 RarityMuscle ManHi Five GhostPopsSkipsBensonJohnny BravoGlenn QuagmireCaptain PlanetMs. FrizzleSteven UniverseBugs BunnyMickey MouseGarfieldHeathcliffSwaySwayBuhdeuceChris GriffinBart SimpsonNelson MuntzIckisOblinaKrummMike WazowskiSulleyCharlie BrownDoug FunnieAlvin SevilleSimon SevilleTheodore SevilleTop CatUnderdogRandy MarshHank HillTaichi KamiyaAgumonCorey RiffinMarceline AbadeerHarvey BeaksFeeFooClarence WendellJeff RandellRyan "Sumo" SumozskiWhosCaptain HeroFoxxy LoveLing-LingPrincess ClaraSpanky HamXandir P. WifflebottomToot BraunsteinSpanky HamWooldoor SockbatSupermanValerie BrownPrincess ArielCuddlesLinkBetty BoopPenny FitzgeraldConnie MaheswaranStevonnieMonkey D. LuffyPopeyeIce BearPandaGrizzGarnetAmethystPearlBill Cipher
Scrapped Spongebob's BootlegSpongecry.aviMax and Ruby 0004Mr. BearThe GrievingEd Edd n Eddy Lost EpisodeDoug's Real LifeStick SticklySkin TakerPirate PercyCatherine! Catherine!Gregory's RoomBloody GIRFluttershy's LullabyAxis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5Dead MungTimmy's WishTom and Jerry Lost CartoonSweet Apple MassacreAngry SylvesterAaahh!!! Real Monsters: The Final ScareReturn to SenderNightmare NedArthur: Lost EpisodeI Can Fix ThisNever NeverLittle Bear and the Big Red BookThe Rugrats TheoryLost EpisodesWirtGregStar ButterflyMarco DiazLarryCurlyMoe

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