Chowder vs Flapjack. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2

Chowder vs Flapjack. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2.

Chowder vs Flapjack
Battle information
Release date April 25, 2014
Number 30
Length 2:37
Previous Fred Flintstone vs George Jetson
Next Phineas and Ferb vs Billy and Mandy
Other information
Actors Frenzy
Rappers Chowder
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Chowder vs Flapjack is the thirtieth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the fifteenth installment of Season 2. It was released on April 25, 2014. It features purple chubby cat/bear/rabbit Chowder rapping against the marvelous misadventurer Flapjack.

Cast and creditsEdit

Fel as Chowder
Frenzy as Flapjack

Written by Matthew Thomas, CMRB, and others
Edited by Matthew Thomas
Battle mixed by Matthew Thomas
Beat produced by Allrounda Beats


Hello Flapjack! How are you doing? It’s me Chowder!
You’re so tiny kid, did you take the Cinnamini Powder?
I’ll show my knuckle to Captain K’nuckles
The only present that you got on your birthday was a pencil?
I would put butter and syrup on you and eat you like a Flapjack
Since you think that The Candy Barrel is the place for your crack
My disses are so cold, call it a Thrice Cream brain freeze
Your mom Bubbles is just nothing but a fat whale, literally!

Hi there! The sailor boy is here! You’re about to be baked
So beating you in this battle will be a piece of Slawberry Cake
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew with some Grubble Gum
You don’t even listen to Mung because you are so damn dumb
I will twist your arm, leaving you off with Burple Nurples
Stop eating too much kid! You’re as slow as a turtle
You need to eat brain grub, because you’re as dumber than me
Your rapping skill is lacking more than Gazpacho’s comedy

You think you’re gonna be a great adventurer? Well that’s a lie and
Go back to dreaming of the Candied Island
You’re nothing but a gay little Jack Sparrow shadow
My disses can burn, ‘cause I ate some Dancing Diablos!
I’m gonna crush your little peppermint balls for fun
After that, I’m gonna throw you in the water, then I’m done
This battle is over, and I don’t mean to be a meanie
But you’re as crazy as my NOT girlfriend, Panini

My name is Flapjack, and I’m really badass
You’re just a dumpcat, which explains why your show is bad as
Any cartoon decision, I’m on a rapping mission
I’m gonna win this battle as fast as a food transition!
If you were on the Candied Island, you would eat it all up
Since you’re nothing but a pathetic little stupid fat fuck
This is your last day, so prepare to die!
Now get ready to be stomped on like the Feetza Pies


Who Won?

The poll was created at 22:13 on October 24, 2014, and so far 30 people voted.



Coming Soon!


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