It’s Charlie Brown, prepare to get stomped on by the Great Big Pumpkin
Go back to writing in your diary about how you’re not gonna win
Eat your dog up like a Porkchop, your whole show is just a flop
In spitting disses, I’m on top, ‘cause my rhymes are harder than Halloween rocks
I’ll crunch you like Peanuts, so you’ll just simply slip and fall
I’ll kick you out of this battle as if you were a football
I got a blanket full of disses just to defeat ya
Just admit it, you’ll never get Patti to lick your Skeeter
This looks like it’s a job for the one and only, Quailman!
Go back to your blanket, because you’re nothing but bland
I got friends by my side all the time! You got an overrated canine!
Grow up Charlie Brown! Because like your sister, you always whine
Bang ya like a Neematoad, prepare to get lyrically crushed
The only girl you want was a brat who abuses you too much
I’m gonna smash you, call me Smash Adams, the ultimate secret agent
Hell, without The Simpsons, you wouldn’t even be famous
All I heard was horns and trumpet noises, that’s crude
If the color scheme wasn’t enough, what’s up with everyone being named after food?
I have a movie up my sleeve, yours just pissed off the Nostalgia Critic
Good Grief, not even Sally is as annoying as the rhymes that you’re spitting
I’m a good man, Charlie Brown, by the end of this battle, you’ll be having a frown
I’m the ultimate champion, I deserve a crown, you’re not funny, Funnie, you’re going down!
I’m popular, all over the nation, your show is just a 90’s failed creation
My show’s the pinnacle of animation! You’ve lost this battle, congratulations!
I sound like trumpet noises? you're still in for a loss
People hate you so much, for Halloween, you only got rocks
Feel that irony, when you’re calling me a monstrous devastation;
You’re filled with terrible voice actors, cheap jokes and LAZY ANIMATION!
Shut up Charlie Brown, or I’ll insert my foot into your Peanuts
Then I’ll cook you into Charlie brown-ie, you’re out of luck
Why do you even bother? You can’t rap for shit
Go back to your comic strips, because it’s clear who won this