Hello, I’m Casper, the friendly ghost,
Unlike you, I’m the most famous ghost of the most.
I play with kids, you just save the world,
That is boring you know, you make the world go swirl.
You’re going ghost, no you’re going homo,
Get away with your teenage yolos.
Danny Phantom? More like Phony Phantom,
The story of your show is totally random!
I’m going ghost up you’re puny little ass,
Go play with rats you little brat.
I am a ghost, you are just gay,
I will kill you with my prostate.
My ultimate enemy was me in 10 years,
Suck my mystery meat and shove it up it the ear.
I RULE THE WORLD! Call it Phantom Planet,
Are you acting angry, cause you have Micro-Management.
I save little babies, you save nobody,
You wouldn't be a ghost, you would be a zombie.
I made a kid ice skate, and I saved a pirate,
Let me have a serious talk with you in private.
I wonder what’s so different from you to many ghosts,
Wait, I think I got the answer, you’re not scary the most!
Danny Phantom, you need to stop your racism,
Go to hell you little ghost pinniped!