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Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon was originally the 57th episode of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons, and the 24th episode of season 3. Matthew said it was scrapped because "...it started sounding pretty shit and I had a better idea for the finale." An unfinished audio with Matthew's flow test vocals was released on September 8, 2016 to SoundCloud.

CastEdit

Most of the performances in the audio are flow test recordings by Matthew. The only actors who recorded for this battle are Fel, Anthony, Zander Peers, Frenzy, LillyLeaf, and Liam.

CrewEdit

Written by Matthew Thomas, Anthony Perry, Fel, Zack (CMRB), B-Lo Lorbes, VinnyO, Yobar, MetalFireVA, and Maple

LyricsEdit

Dexter:Edit Edit

Welcome to my lab, experimenting on this freak

Came up with a new invention, it's called your defeat!

Representing Cartoon Network, had the best run of them all

You were a mistake, good thing that your show was cancelled

Invader Zim:Edit Edit

Tremble before Invader Zim, your brand new master

The day your cartoons are good would be a major disaster

Meet the end of my blaster, and you'll all be plastered

You'll remember the day Nick has taken over these cartoon bastards

Cartoon Network (Classic):Edit Edit

Dexter:Edit Edit

I'm not toying with this boy, more annoying than Dee Dee

I'm the most clever inventor, you're an alien freak

Bloo:Edit Edit

Your chances of winning is imaginary, so it's clear you'll lose

I'll be choking these boasts until their faces turn Bloo

Lazlo:Edit Edit

Lazlo is back, you're in my camp now so turn back

You think anyone care about Nickelodeon, when it is so wack?

Ed:Edit Edit

You guys are a bunch of chickens, eat you like toast with butter

All:Edit Edit

You could never beat the classics of Cartoon Network!

Nickelodeon (Classic)Edit Edit

Ivader Zim:Edit Edit

STOP IT! I CAN'T STAND IT! You're all more irritating than GIR

Since your so called "TV shows" are nothing but pure dirt

Doug Funnie:Edit Edit

Whoa, these losers hit a new low, it's something I can't stand

Doug will make this Funnie by making their shows end

Rocko:Edit Edit

It's Rocko, bringing these rhymes harder than actual rocks

Beat the hell out of a monkey, give me the best you've got

Tommy Pickles:Edit Edit

I might be a baby, but you're acting childish, it makes me sick

All:Edit Edit

You should've thought twice before messing with the classics of Nick

Finn the Human:Edit Edit

It's Finn the Human, about to beat the glob out of you!

So I'll spit rhymes real sick, with my auto tune

No Nick prick could ever beat my mathematical flow

Throw you out of my treehouse, beat you like a game from BMO

You cannot top my crew, it's impossible, you're all rotten

Just like my hat, these cyphers I spit are awesome!

You'll be absorbing your own blood once I take you down

Now let me end this fight with a SHMOWZOW!

SpongeBob SquarePants:Edit Edit

Who lives in a pineapple? C'mon, you know the name!

It's SpongeBob SquarePants, the original cartoon in this game

C'mon kids, sing along! Remember, if you try to step to me,

You'll get slimed and dimed by the sponge under the sea

You're a copy of Link, don't try to take that back

Or I'll leave you Cracked and get sold in the Krusty Krab

I mean how can anyone have F.U.N. watching your show?

All you are is a bunch of Band Geeks who can't spit a good flow

Cartoon Network (Modern):Edit Edit

Finn the Human:Edit Edit

You think you're the real star, like we've heard that before

Looks like y'all need to learn your lesson, now here comes more

Mordecai:Edit Edit

Rhymin' all the time, 'cause it's our regular lives

Like with Muscle Man's gut, we'll have these Nicktoons fried

Gumball Watterson:Edit Edit

Welcome to my Amazing World where you'll get your asses owned

To create these abominations, you must have been stoned

Steven Universe:Edit Edit

You might be the first network for cartoons, but we're still the best

We'll fuse to give a bruise to these loser that don't make sense

Finn the Human:Edit Edit

Slice you in half, my disses shape at my will, you see

Mordecai:Edit Edit

I'm a rapping king, you guys have no chance against me!

Gumball Watterson:Edit Edit

Suck on these gumballs, you're not going anywhere

All:Edit Edit

We're Cartoon Network, and we won this fair and square!

Nickelodeon (Modern):Edit Edit

SpongeBob SquarePants:Edit Edit

Are you CN what I'm seeing? I'll chop you like a blacker belt!

The best time to wear a striped sweater is when we take CN to hell!

Fanboy:Edit Edit

We've been frosty freezy freezing disses since 1977

I'll kill these fails like how Mordecai's uncle went to heaven

Harvey Beaks:Edit Edit

Hi friends, it's the best kind of blue bird! Harvey Beaks!

I love Cartoon Network fools with my mint chocolate chip ice cream

Sanjay Patel:Edit Edit

We're the cartoons that kick butt, you losers best be afraid

They must be insane if they think they'll win against Sanjay

SpongeBob Squarepants:Edit Edit

We'll radically beat you, call us the Drastic Radicals!

Fanboy:Edit Edit

My rhymes are sharp like a fan, boy, you won't survive at all

Harvey Beak:Edit Edit

Look at these cartoonatics trying to act like my friend

All:Edit Edit

Just like your comedy, Cartoon Network is dead!

Disney Channel:Edit Edit

Phineas Flynn:Edit Edit

Hey guys, guess what, I know what we're gonna do today!

Destroy these cartoon loners, but first, let us explain

Dipper Pines:Edit Edit

Get back under the sea, because your voice is unbearable

You might lose this battle like your laugh, if you're not too careful!

Wander:Edit Edit

I'll take you over Yonder, you're all goners, this'll be your final day

I'll take something out of my hat that'll send you far away!

Star Butterfly:Edit Edit

I battle the forces of evil, so you four will end at last

Watch me and Marco take you down with my Narwhal Blast

Phineas Flynn:Edit Edit

Hey, I wonder where Perry is. You'll be hiding from his attack

Dipper Pines:Edit Edit

You winning is surely a mystery, which is obviously not a fact

Wander:Edit Edit

Disney's where it's at, we're gonna make you all crack

All:Edit Edit

We're the king of cartoons, you're nothing but copy cats!

Discovery Family:Edit Edit

Twilight Sparkle:Edit Edit

Just stop all this fighting, and hand the mic to the Hub friends

Whose shows are now representing universal trends

Dan:Edit Edit

You guys are pissing me off, why are you even here?!

All of you are generic, while we're the top tier

Zoe Trent:Edit Edit

We have shows that have better ratings than all of Nick's new shows

My music makes the crowd pumping up, so you better go

Lucky:Edit Edit

It's Lucky and I'm lucky to take the mic and Pound you now

Take your bubbles, swords, journals, wands, and get out

Twilight Sparkle:Edit Edit

Steven, you may have powers, but they won't compare to these elements

Dan:Edit Edit

Phineas, your show sucks! WHO EVEN CARES WHERE PERRY IS?!

Zoe Trent:Edit Edit

A big tip is like your victory, it's not coming to you

All:Edit Edit

You should've discovered that Discovery Family has better toons!

Funimation:Edit Edit

Monkey D. Luffy:Edit Edit

Rip these into more than One Piece, this should be Fun-imation

Battling should be easy when it comes to these failed creations

Naruto Uzumaki:Edit Edit

Spitting this Naruto-flow, gonna leave you freaks shaking

You would need to clone yourself to get your shows good ratings

Yugi Muto:Edit Edit

It's time to duel! Against toons who think they're entertaining

You fell under my trap, now I'm the king of rapping

Edward Elric:Edit Edit

Bringing Full Metal pain, don't cross this Alchemist

Hitting you harder than our huge anime epidemic

Monkey D. Luffy:Edit Edit

I could kick you out of this from a mile away

Naruto:Edit Edit

I got nine tails and claws that'll leave you slayed

Yami Yugi:Edit Edit

Topping all of your toons with just a trading card game

All:Edit Edit

Move over cartoons, let anime take the TV reigns!

Boomerang:Edit Edit

Tom Cat:Edit Edit

Feel the wrath of this cat, been around since the 60's

It's ashamed our shows are over, and replaced with these hippies

Papa Smurf:Edit Edit

This Smurf rehearsed, so that you're coming in last

Beat you up fast with a Smurf hat, gonna get the last laugh!

Scooby-Doo:Edit Edit

I'll Scooby-Dooby diss you out, and reward myself with some Scooby Snacks

I may be frighted a lot, but in this rap, Scooby will attack

Fred Flinstone:Edit Edit

We'll be rockin' on this mic, hitting you with Boomerangs!

You rock heads actually thought you had a chance? Heh, what a shame

Tom Cat:Edit Edit

Spitting disses sharper than my claws, there's nothing you can do

Call me Spike the Dog, 'cause I'll take you down and you'll be through

Papa Smurf:Edit Edit

You smurfed up CN, now I'll be Gargamel on all of you!

You're gonna fail like Clumsy here, leaving you a bruises

Scooby-Doo:Edit Edit

The mystery is how you idiots in disguise are gonna win this

This dog's going bark and all bite, ripping apart all your disses

Fred Flinstone:Edit Edit

Your show is 4Kids, while our is for many ages

All:Edit Edit

We've taken the crown, and left all your shows decaying!

PollEdit

Who won?
 
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The poll was created at 00:15 on January 11, 2017, and so far 53 people voted.

TriviaEdit

  • A preview for this battle was shown in the video Another Set of ERBOC Season 3 Previews! It featured Dexter's, Gumball's and Steven's parts.
    • In the preview, Steven was played by Roland instead of Matthew. It is unknown why Matthew took Roland's place as the voice of Steven.
  • This battle doesn't include the "Who Won?" bit at the end of the battle, similar to each of the Epic Rap Battles of History Season finales.
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