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Brian as he appears in Family Guy.

Brian Griffin (January 31, 1999 - )

Brian Griffin is the one of the rappers who appeared in Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants. Played by both Zach Schroeder and VideoGameRapBattles, Brian is the main character of Family Guy created by Seth MacFarlane. He battled Spongebob, Patrick and Rocket Dog.

AboutEdit

Brian Griffin is an 8-year old talking white Labrador who has lived with the Griffin family since Peter picked him up as a stray. He also possesses various anthropomorphic qualities, such as the ability to speak intelligently, drive a car, and walk bipedally. Earlier in the series, he used the catch phrase "Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?". He also has a particularly sharp with Peter is his best friend, despite Brian's vastly superior intelligence - on several occasions, Brian has had to explain Peter's inability to do various things, such as haggling over prices. In "Brian Goes Back to College", it is revealed that Brian went to Brown University in Rhode Island, but did not graduate. He gets hit by a car and dies and his last words were "You gave me a wonderful life, Iove you all". But in a Christmas Episode, Stewie went back in time to push Brian out the way from the car that hit him. Family has brought Brian back!

AppearancesEdit

Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants (Played by Zach Schroeder)

Rocket Dog vs Brian Griffin (Played by VideoGameRapBattles)

VersesEdit

Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsEdit

Do you actually think you're funny, well the answer is no!

You think you're little slimey friend will take me for a stand?

well i think that the Krusty Krab should've got banned.

You're not faster as the speed of love,

you get to a block in one day.

just admit it, you and Patrick are gay.

Rocket Dog vs Brain GriffinEdit

Verse 1

I can hump legs as fast as I can get a dry martini

I'm an actual lovable dog, try and fight this, little weenie

Blasting off with your farts? Could you be even more childish?

I mean, kid, you look more slow than a down-syndromed fish

MY best friend is actually smart, does yours live on the streets?

I can do more tricks than you and I don't even need a treat

So before you come into a battle with an actual intellectual

Rocket Dog, you're just a pussy who's owners homosexual

Verse 2

You ain't cool like cool whip, you are just whip, you'll be surrendering,

and saving private brian bitch.

I'm on the road to kick your ass, just in time,

I would win this battle and i don't need to rhyme.

Read all of my books and you'll like me,

even Wish it, Want it, Do it cause i wish to kill you rocket doggy.

I might get drunk all the time but at least i'm not a murder,

welcome to the House of Pain you furry motherfucker.

Characters
Season 1 AnnouncerMordecaiTwilight SparkleShining ArmorDipper PinesFinn the HumanMabel PinesRobot DeFaultMonster KrumholtzGumball WattersonDarwin WattersonAnais WattersonDanPinkie PieStewie GriffinSpongeBob SquarePantsBrian GriffinPatrick StarChris KirkmanOishi KawaiiDanny VasquezMarioSonicVinyl ScratchOctaviaPeter GriffinHomer SimpsonPrincess BubblegumPrincess CelestiaJake the DogPeppermint ButlerPrincess LunaRainbow DashCatbugDiscordIce KingRandy CunninghamKick ButtowskiRigbySpikeApple BloomScootalooSweetie BelleBlossomButtercupBubblesBabs SeedEddyEddEdYakko WarnerWakko WarnerDot WarnerAsh KetchumBrockMistyMiloOscarBea
Season 2 CasperDanny PhantomRocket DogApplejackBig MacintoshDead BartSquidward's SuicideSonic.EXETails DollHappy AppyPinkamena Diane PieBRVRUboaThe VillagerSuicidemouse.aviJack KrakUltra RichardBlooregard Q. KazooWanderBMOGIRKaiJayZaneColeLloydLeonardoDonatelloRaphaelMichelangeloLois GriffinMarge SimpsonVoiceThe GrinchFrosty the SnowmanFluttershyCream the RabbitChilly Willy the PenguinTweety BirdIke BroflovskiJerrySnoopyPikachuDoraemonWall-EHello KittyNemoFlippyRocko WallabyLazloGeorge JetsonFred FlintstoneChowderFlapjackPhineas FlynnFerb FlynnBillyMandyGrimRen HoëkStimpyBeavisButtheadZack MaloneyMatthew ThomasFel
Season 3 RarityMuscle ManHi Five GhostPopsSkipsBensonJohnny BravoQuagmireCaptain PlanetMs. FrizzleSteven UniverseBugs BunnyMickey MouseGarfieldHeathcliffSwaySwayBuhdeuceChris GriffinBart SimpsonNelson MuntzCharlie BrownDoug FunnieAlvin SevilleSimon SevilleTheodore SevilleTop CatUnderdogRandy MarshHank HillTaichi KamiyaAgumonCorey RiffinMarcelineHarvey BeaksFeeFooClarence WendellJeff RandellRyan "Sumo" SumozskiWhosCaptain HeroFoxxy LoveLing-LingPrincess ClaraSpanky HamXandir P. WifflebottomToot BraunsteinSpanky HamWooldoor SockbatSupermanValerie BrownPrincess ArielCuddlesLinkBetty BoopPenny FitzgeraldConnie MaheswaranStevonnieMonkey D. LuffyPopeyeIce BearPandaGrizzGarnetAmethystPearlBen TennysonDudley PuppyKitty KatswellNick WildeJudy HoppsMr. Big
Bonus Battles LuigiVegetablesFruitsIckisOblinaKrummMike WazowskiSulleyIntro singersOutro singersChorus singersHerobrineSteven Universe: Faded GemsFreddy FazbearBonnie the BunnyChica the ChickenFoxy the PirateMr. PicklesTicket Taker
Scrapped Spongebob's BootlegSpongecry.aviMax and Ruby 0004Mr. BearThe GrievingEd Edd n Eddy Lost EpisodeDoug's Real LifeStick SticklySkin TakerPirate PercyCatherine! Catherine!Gregory's RoomBloody GIRFluttershy's LullabyAxis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5Dead MungTimmy's WishTom and Jerry Lost CartoonSweet Apple MassacreAngry SylvesterAaahh!!! Real Monsters: The Final ScareReturn to SenderNightmare NedArthur: Lost EpisodeI Can Fix ThisNever NeverLittle Bear and the Big Red BookThe Rugrats TheoryLost EpisodesWirtGregStar ButterflyMarco DiazLarryCurlyMoeDexterInvader ZimTommy PicklesFanboySanjay PatelZoe TrentLuckyNaruto UzumakiYugi MutoEdward ElricTom CatPapa SmurfScooby-Doo

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