Bloo vs Wander. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2

Bloo vs Wander. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2.

Bloo vs Wander
Battle information
Release date November 1, 2013
Number 22
Length 2:00
Previous Jack Krak vs Danny
Next BMO vs GIR
Other information
Actors Zack
Matthew Thomas
Rappers Blooregard Q. Kazoo
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Bloo vs Wander is the twenty-second installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the seventh installment of Season 2. It was released on November 1, 2013. It features imaginary trouble maker, Blooregard Q. Kazoo, rapping against intergalactic space alien, Wander.

Cast and creditsEdit

Zack as Blooregard Q. Kazoo
Matthew Thomas as Wander

Lyrics, subtitles, and edited by Matthew Thomas

Beat by Allrounda beats


Welcome to the fosters home of imaginary friends,
My show was best rated, and this will be your end.
You being in love with Berry will be your final destination,
You’re gonna win this battle, HA! that’s your imagination.
You’re more fucking stupider and annoying than Cheese,
Wander has the best rhymes in the world? HA! PLEASE!
What would Wander do? would he surrender or continue,
I think he’ll surrender cause he can’t handle rhymes by bloo!

What? you’re telling me this blue eraser is gonna win this battle,
I don’t think so, instead i’ll make your imaginary brain rattle.
I could get my friend Sylvia to stomp your ass,
and then I set you on fire, this blue dust is trash.
Your best friend is a gay kid in elementary,
your show is the worst cartoon in the century.
I’m not sure if the house is full of imaginary friends or someone’s shroom trip,
I’m wander, you’re blue, this is over you fucking bitch.

Nice hat, orange gay bearded version of cat in the hat,
Mac will kick your ass, this episode will make kids laugh.
Wilt would beat you in 300 games of basketball,
and don’t you forget I will win this fucking rap brawl.
Coco will coco you until you appear in a coffin,
your show is for kids on downs, that’s why you get no loving.
Me kicking your ass will be big on the world wide wabbit,
now go and spit your second verse cause i’ve just about had it.

I’m sorry if this is a spoiler but you’re about to fucking lose,
Who won? i think it is an easy choice to choose.
You’re a hater, but me? i’m actually friendly,
at the end of this, you’ll be fucking D-E-A-D.
Blooregard Q. Kazoo, nice name there fag,
you’re a trouble-making, immature, and jealous douchebag.
Your creator quitted CN to be my creator,
now that this battle is done, i’m out, later hater!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 16:06 on October 24, 2014, and so far 26 people voted.


Coming Soon!


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