|BMO vs GIR|
|Release date||November 15, 2013|
|Previous||Bloo vs Wander|
|Next||Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago|
Cast and creditsEdit
Look at me battle GIR, who’s trying to be a SIR,
but instead, he’s being a HIR and a DIR.
Don't you know, I'm the one and only BMO,
I have the most flow so I just wanted to let you know
that i’m a game console, electric outlet, iPod, and a camera,
alarm clock, toaster, flash and strobelight, and a video player.
You are invader zim’s bitch, so suck my joystick,
I just got a high score rapping against you prick.
Just call me Professer Oak, cause I don’t know if your a boy or girl,
cause for god sake, your stupid show makes me hurl.
You really think you're worth shit, dude give me a break,
you're just a talking game console who gets played by Finn and Jake.
I'm actually useful but you just sit on your game ass all day
My show is the best while your show is turning out lame.
I'm the greatest GIR, you're just trouble,
Hell, the only relationship you have is with a fucking bubble!
It’s time to kick some robot ass cause it’s adventure time,
let’s play a new game called “Battle of Rhymes”.
It won’t be 8-bit anymore, it’ll be 8-beats,
it is so easy to win, so I don’t need any cheats.
You are such a mistake, wait no your show is a mistake,
you’ll be eaten like how the bear ate Finn’s cupcakes,
My name is BMO, and I’m gonna win this battle,
and the reason why you didn’t is because you always diddly daddle.
I'm insane! I'm cute, I'll blast your brains,
Mad smart, I'm GIR-eat! My rapping level's insane.
Adventure Time? that’s all you have to say?
Just call me the gamer, cause you just got played.
I don’t find you scary, and nobody else will,
what is wrong with Finn anyway, did he take a ecstasy pill?
This battle is done, just like you are you dick,
now let me finish you off fast and slick.
Welcome to Gravity Falls fools, I was once a pig,
But when I was one, I still rapped better than you did!
I'm Jesus! And now I'll leave you a huge bruise!
I'm gonna go now, you got owned by Soos!
I'm going to spit a rap, and then eat it up again!
Mung Daal, let's cook up these fools, and turn them into bacon,
I'm a classic CN show, compared to me, you all suck!
Say I have an eating problem, well guess what, I don't give a fuck!
Prepare to be owned by Mac's best imaginary friend!
You're all for comedy purposes, when will it be your end?
Chowder all you do is eat, well choke on these rhymes!
Now watch as I give the Bloo beatdown a second time!
Hey Grim, Let's kick Bloo out of his stupid Foster's home,
Even Mandy agrees, that you guys freaking blow!
Honestly, all your raps are making my ears bleed!
I'd rather eat my own boogers then watch you guys succeed.
(Let's have some fun!)
Oh joy, I get to rap against these fails, cause I'll win!
Billy, I'll turn you into a skeleton, just like Grim!
Cosmo, you're obsessed with Timmy, keep away from little boys,
All of you guys just need some Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!
Dora The Explorer:Edit
Hola! Es signora Dora! Taking down these idiots!
You dip-shits lower intellect, I pioneer a Hispanic syndicate,
Of little kids who can whoop your ass sideways in two different languages!
Anywhere from Bikini Bottom all the way to Bangladesh!
Stimpy, you’re simply gay with Ren and it’s obvious to see!
I don’t need help from my viewers to find that out this time on TV!
I’ll kick you down with Boots’ boots, I’ll stomp on you like jelly!
I’ll be swiping these silly swiping sick swiper's right off of the telly!
Billy, shove your boogers up your ass, you failed mistake,
Check the map to see how much more of this butt kicking you can take!
Call me Boots, cause I’m going ape shit on you whacko's that’s a fact!
I’ll have mi Abuela pack my you in my backpack for a snack,
Before I drop the mic, YEAH!, what did we learn today?
Never mess with Dora the Explorer, we did it, yeah, YAY!
- This was the most suggested Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It was rejected at first but Matthew decided he should do it.