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Battle information
Release date November 15, 2013
Number 23
Length 2:13
Previous Bloo vs Wander
Next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago
Other information
Actors Zack Maloney
Rappers BMO
Thanks for 2000 subcribers, bitches!
— Announcer
BMO vs GIR is the twenty-third instalment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons and the eighth intalment of Season 2.


Zack Maloney as BMO
LazySundayPaper as GIR


Look at me battle GIR, who’s trying to be a SIR,
but instead, he’s being a HIR and a DIR.
Don't you know, I'm the one and only BMO,
I have the most flow so I just wanted to let you know
that i’m a game console, electric outlet, iPod, and a camera,
alarm clock, toaster, flash and strobelight, and a video player.
You are invader zim’s bitch, so suck my joystick,
I just got a high score rapping against you prick.

Just call me Professer Oak, cause I don’t know if your a boy or girl,
cause for god sake, your stupid show makes me hurl.
You really think you're worth shit, dude give me a break,
you're just a talking game console who gets played by Finn and Jake.
I'm actually useful but you just sit on your game ass all day
My show is the best while your show is turning out lame.
I'm the greatest GIR, you're just trouble,
Hell, the only relationship you have is with a fucking bubble!

It’s time to kick some robot ass cause it’s adventure time,
let’s play a new game called “Battle of Rhymes”.
It won’t be 8-bit anymore, it’ll be 8-beats,
it is so easy to win, so I don’t need any cheats.
You are such a mistake, wait no your show is a mistake,
you’ll be eaten like how the bear ate Finn’s cupcakes,
My name is BMO, and I’m gonna win this battle,
and the reason why you didn’t is because you always diddly daddle.

I'm insane! I'm cute, I'll blast your brains,
Mad smart, I'm GIR-eat! My rapping level's insane.
Adventure Time? that’s all you have to say?
Just call me the gamer, cause you just got played.
I don’t find you scary, and nobody else will,
what is wrong with Finn anyway, did he take a ecstasy pill?
This battle is done, just like you are you dick,
now let me finish you off fast and slick.


Who Won?

The poll was created at 18:51 on May 23, 2016, and so far 7 people voted.



Coming Soon!


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball & Darwin Watterson vs Robot & MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs SpongeBob SquarePantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon-3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugIce King vs DiscordRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiSpike vs RigbyCutie Mark Crusaders vs Powerpuff Girls
Season 2 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 2Casper vs Danny PhantomBrian Griffin vs Rocket DogApplejack vs Big McIntoshSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoLois Griffin vs Marge SimpsonFrosty the Snowman vs the GrinchFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyRen and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai 3Quagmire vs Johnny BravoCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleBugs Bunny vs Mickey MouseHeathcliff vs GarfieldBreadwinners vs Gumball and DarwinChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAnimaniacs vs Alvin and the ChipmunksUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonTaichi Kamiya vs Ash KetchumCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs the OriginalsPenny Fitzgerald vs Connie MaheswaranMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeBears vs GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonNick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell
Others Luigi vs VegetablesAaahh!!! Real Monsters vs Monsters, Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanHarvey Beaks vs Clarence 2
Scrapped Ren and Stimpy vs Beavis and Butt-headSquidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd, Edd n Eddy vs the Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesCartoon Network vs Nickelodeon

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