Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. is a special installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series. It was released on October 29, 2014 on SoundCloud. It features the Nickelodeon trio, Ickis, Oblina and Krumm rapping against the Disney monsters, Mike Wazowski and Sulley. This battle is a SoundCloud exclusive, as an official video for it was never made.
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back? Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl! Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool! Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!