Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.
Battle information
Release date October 29, 2014
Number Halloween Special
Length 2:26
Previous Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson
Next Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash
Other information
Actors Justin Buckner
Zack (CMRB)
Anthony Perry
Rappers Ickis
Mike Wazowski
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. is the 2014 Halloween Special of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It was released on October 29, 2014 on SoundCloud. It features the Nickelodeon trio, Ickis, Oblina and Krumm rapping against the Disney monsters, Mike Wazowski and Sulley. This battle is a SoundCloud exclusive, as an official video for it was never made.


Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack (CMRB) as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley


The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”

Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 00:57 on October 30, 2014, and so far 63 people voted.


Coming Soon!


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